I don't see the fuss.
But then again, it is Twitter.
But then again, it is Twitter.
Michael Owen has always been a cringe monster
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik and Imran hold a long overdue conversation about United's awful league form with 1 win in 7. They discuss a disappointing draw at Bournemouth, a not so disappointing draw against Liverpool and a crushing defeat at Chelsea - Is time nearly over for Erik Ten Hag?
Then in a special second half of the pod, Nik welcomes Natalie ( https://twitter.com/natalie_17) to discuss the fortunes of Manchester United Women as they booked a place in the FA Cup Final after a historic first ever win vs. Chelsea.
Bit harsh on Raducanu, she's only young, still learning how to present herself.
Oh, you mean Owen? Oh, ok fine.
Same here
This article containing allegations about him amused me greatly:
https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/married-england-legend-michael-owen-24356692
".....tremendous by the way"
https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/married-england-legend-michael-owen-24356692
".....tremendous by the way"
I see no issue. Mowen is using Twitter the way it should be used - as a self-marketing platform.
Well done, he was 18
If you told me that was a Partridge line I’d believe it.This article containing allegations about him amused me greatly:
https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/married-england-legend-michael-owen-24356692
".....tremendous by the way"
That's a fantastic serve, but she'll be gutted it went wide.
One trick pony - why he is used as a pundit beggars belief……he reminds me of the spitting image of John Major - dull and grey.
Bell. End.
Bell. End.
I think it is some achievement to be so big headed and full of himself yes still be so boring.
People are taking the piss and it's quite funny. Who's making a fuss?
So am I in fairness. Though I'm working on the funny part.
Seriously, he’s given us how many major laughs at this stage? He’s actually a treasure (in a weird self centred and oblivious way)
A pain I know too well
Twitter is mostly bad but not always. For stuff like this , it’s great.
“leave nothing to the imagination”This article containing allegations about him amused me greatly:
https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/married-england-legend-michael-owen-24356692
".....tremendous by the way"
He’s about as smooth a piece of sand paper.
I've read a load more replies to him... one of the funniest Twitter threads (responses) I've read for a while. Really taking it to the nth degree now..
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It’s a funny thread. When people aren’t being toxic, Twitter can be quite fun. I loved the replies to David Ornsteins tweets — they’re hilarious.
This is comedy gold, they tearing him a new one on twitter.
No point quoting them because they were from July but Owen at around 18-20 would absolutely have gone for 100m in today's money and around those years he was better than Ole if you're comparing peak to peak. It almost defies belief he didn't go on to break the England and Premier League goal records with the start he had because he was pretty lethal for a while.
TBF there are similarities between the two.
How did he ever win Sports Personality of the year when he was 18?? On what acheivement??
He's so weird. Send me 20 topless pics and I'll judge them? Wtf?
Ah here
He was too young at that stage for anyone to know he didn't have one
I think he won the PL golden boot in his first season to be fair to him.
He describes his dad as his best mate. He’s not wired right.
Pundit and public figure Owen is the best Partridge real-life incarnation by a mile, while Piers Morgan public figure just mirrors a condescending pr***.
Hang on, are you suggesting a wonder kid who won the Ballon D'or and was bought by peak Real Madrid was better than our beloved Ole who couldn't regularly displace Cole and Yorke?!
20-30 guys from this thread noted that line down.He's so weird. Send me 20 topless pics and I'll judge them? Wtf?
Wales I assume.
Michael wouldn't like that, he never watches Movies apparently.
”A lot of sleazy guys say they work for the FBI and then make a joke about being Female Body Inspectors. Not me, though. I’m an actual P.I……a PUSS INSPECTOR. Anyway, lovely to meet you and your elderly mum today. Call me when you get this message.”
That is weird, I'm just glad I'm normal and have you as my best mate, Brophs, even though we've never met.
Indeed.He's so weird. Send me 20 topless pics and I'll judge them? Wtf?
Fancy a lads’ break to Santa Ponsa? #lads #ladz #ladsout
That line about how everyone thinks he's an angel until they meet him. The first words out of his mouth are probably "phwoar look at them, eh? Wouldn't mind having my face face between them, eh?" *Looks up and around at everyone's face to gauge reaction* "eh?! Hey there, lad. Michael Owen, one of the greatest footballers of all time. I've even got a Ballon d'Or to prove it." *Takes award out of custom made satchel* "have you ever won one? Ah! I'm only joking mate. You'll come to realise that I'm rather humorous. Oh, OH! Check that one out! Eh? Phwoooaaaarrr!"
And the person thinks "ah, so he's just a peenarse."
And the person thinks "ah, so he's just a peenarse."
What the feck did I readThis article containing allegations about him amused me greatly:
https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/married-england-legend-michael-owen-24356692
".....tremendous by the way"