So, what do we know about him? Widely expected to be confirmed as assistant manager, and by all accounts, highly rated and sought after.
Mitchell van der Gaag…
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Great name, that's all I need to know.
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He's bald.
Guaranteed to be a "What does Mitchell Van Der Graag do" thread sometime in the future.
Is he a pants guy or a shorts guy?
"United players not impressed with van der Gaag's vomit inducing training methods, sources say."
The Eastenders jokes just write themselves, especially if we appoint Paul Mitchell in the near future.
2 baldies for the price of one 
Some nice little facts that might excite some of you:
- As manager of Excelsior he had the best start of the season (in the Eredivisie) in their history by winning the first two games, and he finished 12th with them which was their highest rank in 32 years.
- When he managed Young Ajax in 2019/2020 they finished the season as the most scoring team in the league.
- He is bald.
- As manager of Excelsior he had the best start of the season (in the Eredivisie) in their history by winning the first two games, and he finished 12th with them which was their highest rank in 32 years.
- When he managed Young Ajax in 2019/2020 they finished the season as the most scoring team in the league.
- He is bald.
What does he even do?
Should give us some advantage on the best talents coming up at Ajax considering he was coaching their reserves just last year.
I can’t tell him apart from Ten Hag.
Bald FC
All bald men look the same to be fair
We already have Micky Phelan, and last I checked he's as bald as a coot. Do not want.
If Ten Hag gets a touchline ban we could just send van der Gaag to the stands instead and hopefully they'd be none the wiser.
i thought this was it.
Very excited for these three stood together on the touch line looking like a Dugtrio
Sounds like a pornstar name. Get him in.
BABOGOF2 baldies for the price of one
It's because he wears short, and popping balloon
No more Phelan?
You ain’t getting rid of me that easy
Hope he gets fired
Little test for you - which one is this?
Little test for you - which one is this?
dick If we use Earthquake the fecking stadium will fall down. Super Effective!Micky is staying forever, we'd best get used to it.
Is that coach Beard?Little test for you - which one is this?
Sounds like a highly rated coach. I'm sure his tactics will choke the opposition.
It was mean and a cheap laugh and I'll take it down when you get the sack.
From the reports it sounds more like a buy one, get one half price kinda deal.2 baldies for the price of one
Isn’t that Stam?Little test for you - which one is this?
It's unironically the last fact that fills me with most optimism!
Almost. That's what would have happened to Jaap Stam if hadn't eaten his vegetables.
Credited for improving the Ajax defence
He needs to be a bloody magician to do so at United
Or just good and we get some decent players in