This is a good question and I meant to ask it. I assumed it was an old track at first and then heard the wholly relevant and current lyrics.
Mockney’s Euros Video Diary | ITALY Added - Never hope for anything
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik and Imran hold a long overdue conversation about United's awful league form with 1 win in 7. They discuss a disappointing draw at Bournemouth, a not so disappointing draw against Liverpool and a crushing defeat at Chelsea - Is time nearly over for Erik Ten Hag?
Then in a special second half of the pod, Nik welcomes Natalie ( https://twitter.com/natalie_17) to discuss the fortunes of Manchester United Women as they booked a place in the FA Cup Final after a historic first ever win vs. Chelsea.
Yes he's a gay porn actor, don't pretend like you don't know it
Nice video Mockers, do you have a kid!? Also the hair is great.
I should fecking so or what we just watched was less video diary and more damning evidence.
Thanks man. Yes, but also no. Not on screen stuff anyway. It's mostly music and writing, and occasionally a bit of video production. I've only ever done on-screen stuff for the people who first got me to do these Diaries a long while back (a gig which also got me on Sky News at one point… where I fidgeted a lot.) but I don't really like it. I've actually turned down a few opportunities to do more of it, including one of those FullTimeDevils/United Stand type things. In fact this whole current Diary stuff came about and fell apart because they got back in touch after a long while and asked me to do some front-facing viral listicles for them (you know, like Watch Mojo kinda shit) and I wasn't really interested but said I'd do another Diary as I could at least couch it in some music and video stuff that I'm more interested in doing… plus I was, you know, going anyway.
And yeah the songs new… there’s another verse and chorus too that I’ll use if I do another, though the backing is just a sight tweak of a thing I already had (I make soundalike stuff for videos that don’t want to clear expensive tracks occasionally, and the faux 90s vibe felt right for a football song!)
Also yes, my kid, not a prop.
"I want curly hair toooooooo"
Who wore it better, Mockney or Grealish?
Cool video.
Whatever came of that TV show you pitched a while back (the one you posted a trailer of here) ?
Nothing 
unsurprisingly
unsurprisinglyThe BBC just wasn’t ready for that level of unsimulated sex scenes. Maybe if it hadn’t been set at Crufts…..Nothing
I dreamt of having Heterochromia for a long time, looks beautiful. So more camera facing work wouldn't be the worst thing.
Good video that. Favourite part was you gagging on a too-strong rum and coke.
Are you going tonight @Mockney ?
The vid's great, hope you're there tonight too.The hair kinda works with your scraggy beard.
Good vid. There’s a Mark Goldbridge about it. You should apply for United stand but please do not swear too much. I don’t like videos that are too sweary.
feck cnut shit feck cnut
Great video! Really enjoyed it!
Shorter one. No analysis this time, because really, who has the strength?
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Rum scene at the end
I know someone exactly like that. When did you apply for tickets? I have a mate who keeps popping to the pub with his pals and then half hour later messages and says I've been "surprised" with tickets but we believe the guy sorting him out is loaded.
All I ever ask for with England each tournament is a few games where in 10 years time you can look back and say "Remember.........". I have plenty with WC2018, just nothing with this one so far.
Good vid again, sums up the game, shit performance, good result, qualified, Typical England .
We got them before the pandemic and just made a point of keeping aggressively in touch about the changes. We were offered a refund at one point and were pretty sure we’d lose a few eitherway but luckily ended up keeping the majority.
It’s a weird one cos usually I’ve got the atmosphere of a tournament holiday to buoy me whenever we’re short (so, usually) but now, especially with the pandemic, it’s just like going to a regular game… even so, I’m not sure I’m a fan of this hosting experiment, it sucks a a lot of the vibe out… but then the pandemic doesn’t help… nor does just being generally England
I’ll default to Dark Spiced Capt Morgan but I’m partial to Rumbullion
No more videos? @Mockney
I tried to do some analysis for this one, but was pretty spent, plus alarms kept going off… so I just got more drunk
(I also made a really annoying spelling mistake, but feck it!)
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Ha, nice timing.
Price of that falafel and chips though.
Another great video @Mockney , it really captured the atmosphere. Love the music once again. I'm really impressed with the editing skills too.
And good luck not catching Covid!
And good luck not catching Covid!
An odd combo too.
@Mockney £9.60 for chicken strips and chips feck me!
I had a similar feeling with the Germany game being one of the best games I've probably watched. It wasn't a regular Germany but tbh I don't care considering how many heartaches we've had in tournaments by big teams.
I had a similar feeling with the Germany game being one of the best games I've probably watched. It wasn't a regular Germany but tbh I don't care considering how many heartaches we've had in tournaments by big teams.
Hilarious
Get on Bumbu
Is that some kind of kink app?
Makes me realise how old I am, that I remember Mockneys World Cup 2010 videos with fondness, as well as his sitcom with that french lad. Here I am in 2021 watching still.
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Short one again, and I’m far too hanging to do any analysis or put it on YouTube, or even finish it properly… this tournament has utterly destroyed my liver.
Just like in sex, less than 3 mins is unacceptable. Did you go to the match only for your own pleasure?!
Did you catch COVID yet?
Reggae 'The Final Countdown' is the banger I didn't realise I needed in my life.
Unacceptable. As a personal apology, you can sell me your tickets to the final at face value and all will be forgiven. Cheers.