Mourinho to United | Officially Announced

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  1. May 27, 2016

    sammsky1 Pochettino's #1 fan

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    No mate : there were plenty of us.

    SAF hushed us all up the first time with his emotional blackmail to 'back our manager' Moyes and JoMo was at the Chavs when We eventually hired LVG.

    Many many United fans have wanted JoMo as long as you have
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    Lennon7 nipple flasher and door destroyer

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    You're not gonna stop this JoMo bollocks, are you? ;)
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    Attila Full Member

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    Ok I think I'm going to stop using JoMo...it was funny at first but now I'm worried it will actually catch on. Maybe it needs censorship like top red is
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    andy0 Full Member

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    ™ was funnier, but that didn't last either.
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    Blatzo Full Member

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    If you had a fanny I'd buy you a ring
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    RedPnutz Full Member

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    His package does roam quite abit.
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    Cal? CR7 fan

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    This is my response in the "your preference for the next manager" thread 3 years ago:

    Your preference for the next Manager?

    As far as I'm concerned, it's taken 3 very forgettable years for us to finally get to the right person.
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    Pexbo has never watched Star Wars

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    @Mockney

    You're basically confirming everything RAWK has been saying about all this. We're a bunch of arrogant dirty bastards and Jose Mourinho will only continue this tradition.

    Perfect if you ask me. Let the shitstorm begin.
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    Mr Smith Full Member

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    None of them managed to win the league 3 times by such gaping margins either.
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    Utd7 Full Member

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    I don't use this term loosely, but I was depressed because I knew what was inevitably coming.
    But better late than never, welcome Jose!
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    .Rossi ever get that feeling of déjà vu?

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    I'm very excited.

    Hope he sends Guardiola mental.....Guardiola's record against Fergie angers me. Hope Mourinho puts him in his place
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    Cooksen The Millennium Falcao

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    Make pep even more bald and send him back to spain.
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    .Rossi ever get that feeling of déjà vu?

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    I want that fecker laughed out of Old Trafford.

    City manager?! Tinpot manager!!
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    shamans Hoser

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    I agree with the Guardiola bit. He annoys the life out of me always getting to manage world class players. Would love to see Jose give him another meltdown
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    Krits Full Member

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    Giggs86 Full Member

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    Jose Mourinho Manager of Manchester United. Let that sink in. After shambolic three years we are finally getting a manager who is worthy to be in charge of the biggest club in the world. Three years late, but better late than never. Just think about how out of order it was giving the job to Davey fecking Moyes.
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    Isotope Full Member

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    Jose's our lord n savior.
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    Maradona10 Duncan Castles

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    Good morning !! its jo-day ! today!
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    2 man midfield Incestuous Modern Woman (Dumper!)

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    It's good to be alive.
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    The Man Himself asked for a tagline change and all I got was this.

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    The morning seemed so pleasant today :D
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    KM I’m afraid I just blue myself Staff

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    Jomophobia is a great word. Full marks to the person who invented it. I'm going to use it

    "Arsenal and Liverpool fans are Jomophobics"
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    Wumminator The Special One!

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    It's a cloudy day full of rain in manchester
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    You lot just got up its 3:20pm in Sydney I have been refreshing all my pages all day waiting for Jose.
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    KM I’m afraid I just blue myself Staff

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    Well according to the media reports. Contract signing, photos and MUTV Interview has been done. Announcement today :D

    Can't wait.
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    slir32 Full Member

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    Squeaky bum time.
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    Raees Legal Guardian of the Football forums

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    Definitely happen today.
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    amolbhatia50k Sneaky bum time

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    :lol:

    You've got a thread for you in the guneral forham.
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    iSparky Likes Dags. but not as much as his Dad

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    Have my water based lubricant ready for the day ahead.
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    Taxx Full Member

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    Let this happen today.
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    Eddy_JukeZ Full Member

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    Awesome :drool:
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    Xeno Full Member

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    Today is the day, guys. Flop it all out. Mourinho.
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    SSSSnake Full Member

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    Happy Jose day everyone!
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    The Man Himself asked for a tagline change and all I got was this.

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    It's pleasant in Pune, India.
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    horsechoker Sailor vee, this is a right off.

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    Sun is shinning in Denmark.
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    Ban Full Member

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    Perfect,sunny, bright day here. Perfect for Jose announcment.
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    Maradona10 Duncan Castles

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    With so many fans masturbating together when the announcement is made, i fear for a masturquake or wanknami.
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    Sad Chris Full Member

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    Says the guy who just quoted all of them to make a point...:lol:
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    Stretch Full Member

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    It's JoMo day everyone :drool:
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    Niall All Powerful Super Being Staff

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    All this positivity on here this morning. Am I still on the caf?! :houllier:
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    In Norway as well :)
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