Television Naked Attraction on C4

Thread starter Jippy
Start date Jul 2, 2017

In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) and Imran (@Annihilate Now!) discuss one of the most unvictorious semi-final victories of all time after United beat Coventry 4-2 on penalties, after giving up a three goal lead to draw 3-3 in normal time.

Jul 2, 2017

#1

Jippy

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How is this on its third series without a thread. Weird series opener.
That nerdy bloke did alright, but the woman with the options of transitioning trans types with deep/squeaky voices was odd. That ginner lesbian she picked was odd.
Gratuitous nudity is back.

#2

Damien

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I knew you would be the one to make the thread.

Bit weird how the one who he 'rejected' out of the final two contacted him via social media afterwards and changed her hair to be more like the one he picked originally.

Not a fan of the teeth/gum piercings.

Jul 2, 2017

#3

Dan

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Damien said:
I knew you would be the one to make the thread.

Bit weird how the one who he 'rejected' out of the final two contacted him via social media afterwards and changed her hair to be more like the one he picked originally.

Not a fan of the teeth/gum piercings.

Came here to post this. :lol:

:lol:

Jul 2, 2017

#4

Jippy

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Damien said:
I knew you would be the one to make the thread.

Bit weird how the one who he 'rejected' out of the final two contacted him via social media afterwards and changed her hair to be more like the one he picked originally.

Not a fan of the teeth/gum piercings.

Dan said:
Came here to post this.

:lol:

I waited long enough for someone else too.

Yeah that lass did look better after changing her hair though. The gum piercing was just weird.

Jul 2, 2017

#5

Mystry

Friendship is magic

Third series? I thought it just came back after the first one. For all it's ridiculousness it probably does provide a sense of reassurance in seeing a bunch of naked bodies of people who aren't pornstars.

Jul 2, 2017

#6

SalfordRed18

Netflix and avocado, no chill

surely not on its 3rd series? I remember watching the 1st one, probably less then a year ago!

Edit: Quick google search says its on the 2nd series, not 3rd.

Jul 2, 2017

#7

Jippy

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SalfordRed18 said:
surely not on its 3rd series? I remember watching the 1st one, probably less then a year ago!

Edit: Quick google search says its on the 2nd series, not 3rd.

Ah yeah, my bad. Still can't believe the first lad's mum signed him up for the show :houllier:

:houllier:

Jul 2, 2017

#8

Dan

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Jippy said:
I waited long enough for someone else too.

Yeah that lass did look better after changing her hair though. The gum piercing was just weird.

I did watch an episode last series, never seen so much cock on TV. :lol:

:lol:

One of the girls on it was mint though.

Jul 6, 2017

#9

Jippy

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Poor lass. That northern guy was a total heel.

Jul 6, 2017

#10

Heardy

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This programme is dead weird but Miss orange is hot!

Jul 6, 2017

#11

VeevaVee

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That redhead from Manchester :eek:

:eek:

Jul 7, 2017

#12

Jippy

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VeevaVee said:
That redhead from Manchester

Yeah she was amazing. Thought that idiot was going to ditch her

Jul 7, 2017

#13

VeevaVee

The worst "V"

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Jippy said:
Yeah she was amazing. Thought that idiot was going to ditch her

They definitely banged. She was a right minx

Jul 7, 2017

#14

a_devil_inside

Big footed hermaphrodite

I wouldn't mind the presenter having a go one day but apparently she's with Sue Perkins so can't see it happening.

Jul 7, 2017

#15

Zarlak

my face causes global warming

Damien said:
I knew you would be the one to make the thread.

Bit weird how the one who he 'rejected' out of the final two contacted him via social media afterwards and changed her hair to be more like the one he picked originally.

Not a fan of the teeth/gum piercings.

Wow, you watch this trash?

Jul 7, 2017

#16

One Night Only

Prison Bitch #24604

Pics?

Jul 7, 2017

#17

Massive Spanner

Give Mason Mount a chance!

I think I watched half an episode once before switching off and vowing never to watch it again, it's up there with the most disgraceful TV I've ever seen, and one of the only time's seeing attractive naked women on a screen doesn't give me a boner because it's so shameful. Their whole ploy of "the show that strips away all the nonsense" or whatever, sorry what? You're telling people to judge based purely on their looks and nothing else you ignorant twats, it basically goes against everything modern society is supposed to stand for.

it also doesn't help that the main presenter one is a woman in her 40's trying to "cool sex talk" with people in their twenties, although her saying stuff like "so what do you think of her fanny?" is probably the only funny aspect of the show.

I reckon I'd actually watch Love Island over this, and that's saying something.

Jul 7, 2017

#18

Pogue Mahone

The caf's Camus.

Massive Spanner said:
I think I watched half an episode once before switching off and vowing never to watch it again, it's up there with the most disgraceful TV I've ever seen, and one of the only time's seeing attractive naked women on a screen doesn't give me a boner because it's so shameful. Their whole ploy of "the show that strips away all the nonsense" or whatever, sorry what? You're telling people to judge based purely on their looks and nothing else you ignorant twats, it basically goes against everything modern society is supposed to stand for.

it also doesn't help that the main presenter one is a woman in her 40's trying to "cool sex talk" with people in their twenties, although her saying stuff like "so what do you think of her fanny?" is probably the only funny aspect of the show.

I reckon I'd actually watch Love Island over this, and that's saying something.

:lol:

Jul 7, 2017

#19

syrian_scholes

Honorary Straw Hat

Damien said:
I knew you would be the one to make the thread.

Bit weird how the one who he 'rejected' out of the final two contacted him via social media afterwards and changed her hair to be more like the one he picked originally.

Not a fan of the teeth/gum piercings.

Zarlak said:
Wow, you watch this trash?

Don't let him shame you Damo, nothing wrong with watching shows that show naked ladies. :nono:

:nono:

#20

Sassy Colin

Death or the gladioli!

The girl who won last night, was absolutely stunning, I actually thought he was going to ditch her too. Then she comes out with stuff like it was good to find out in advance if a guy has a big dick. Gorgeous & filthy, supposed to be a model, can't remember her name though.

The girl from last week, with that revolting gum piercing, underneath those awful piercings, was actually extremely attractive. Not sure why she wanted to mess with what is a really pretty girl.

I spend most of the programme shouting "Ditch the fat one you idiot! Nooooo, not her, the fat one!"

Anyway, surprising diversion from my mundane life, I approve

#21

Sassy Colin

Death or the gladioli!

Zarlak said:
Wow, you watch this trash?

I hear he also likes Eurovision :boring:

:boring:

Jul 7, 2017

#22

a_devil_inside

Big footed hermaphrodite

Sassy Colin said:
The girl who won last night, was absolutely stunning, I actually thought he was going to ditch her too. Then she comes out with stuff like it was good to find out in advance if a guy has a big dick. Gorgeous & filthy, supposed to be a model, can't remember her name though.

Sophia Blake

Jul 7, 2017

#23

Blind

Full Member

Massive Spanner said:
I think I watched half an episode once before switching off and vowing never to watch it again, it's up there with the most disgraceful TV I've ever seen, and one of the only time's seeing attractive naked women on a screen doesn't give me a boner because it's so shameful. Their whole ploy of "the show that strips away all the nonsense" or whatever, sorry what? You're telling people to judge based purely on their looks and nothing else you ignorant twats, it basically goes against everything modern society is supposed to stand for.

it also doesn't help that the main presenter one is a woman in her 40's trying to "cool sex talk" with people in their twenties, although her saying stuff like "so what do you think of her fanny?" is probably the only funny aspect of the show.

I reckon I'd actually watch Love Island over this, and that's saying something.

Yeah, at least Love Island knows what it is, if this was on ITV with Paddy McGuiness you can just imagine the outrage from the lefty media.

#24

Dumbstar

We got another woman hater here.

Blind said:
Yeah, at least Love Island knows what it is, if this was on ITV with Paddy McGuiness you can just imagine the outrage from the lefty media.

How very dare you! Paddy is a legend that would never lower himself to doing shit TV.

Let the American see the gun!

#25

Damien

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Zarlak said:
Wow, you watch this trash?

Only watched that one episode, didn't watch this weeks. Mainly because I've been moving house.

Jul 8, 2017

#26

ivaldo

Mediocre Horse Whisperer, s'up wid chew?

Flicked over to an episode last night. Spent 25 minutes staring at blokes cocks just so I could see the dancer get naked, not bad mind. And I suddenly felt quite well endowed.

Jul 9, 2017

#27

Jippy

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ivaldo said:
Flicked over to an episode last night. Spent 25 minutes staring at blokes cocks just so I could see the dancer get naked, not bad mind. And I suddenly felt quite well endowed.

There you go- you got to ogle the fit dancer and feel more confident about your package- result.

Jul 9, 2017

#28

Carl

has permanently erect nipples

Hot red head from Manchester you say? Where's that remote..

Jul 10, 2017

#29

Jippy

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a_devil_inside said:
I wouldn't mind the presenter having a go one day but apparently she's with Sue Perkins so can't see it happening.

A celebrity special would be good or one of those C4 mash ups, so Rachel Riley could be on it

Jul 10, 2017

#30

Carl

has permanently erect nipples

Can vouch for the ginger Manc.. :fapemoji:

Jul 10, 2017

#31

VeevaVee

The worst "V"

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Jippy said:
A celebrity special would be good or one of those C4 mash ups, so Rachel Riley could be on it

She's too innocent for that, how dare you

Jul 10, 2017

#32

Dan

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Jippy said:
A celebrity special would be good or one of those C4 mash ups, so Rachel Riley could be on it

Would be the greatest TV event of all time.

Jul 10, 2017

#33

Jippy

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VeevaVee said:
She's too innocent for that, how dare you

I bet she isn't.

Dan said:
Would be the greatest TV event of all time.

I would donate heavily to charity to help the campaign on its way.

Jul 10, 2017

#34

Jippy

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Can we get Allison Stokke on too?

Jul 10, 2017

#35

a_devil_inside

Big footed hermaphrodite

Imagine if the bloke turned Rachel down, not that any sane man would

Jul 10, 2017

#36

VeevaVee

The worst "V"

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Jippy said:
I bet she isn't.

She is, goddammit

Jippy said:
Can we get Allison Stokke on too?

Yes

Jul 11, 2017

#37

Jippy

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a_devil_inside said:
Imagine if the bloke turned Rachel down, not that any sane man would

But kept Clare Balding...

Jul 17, 2017

#38

Jippy

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Just watched last week's episode. Think the bloke made the right choice with the brunette- the size of her nipples was incredible though- real saucers.

They seem to be having a better success rate on this series too- a few of them really hitting it off.

Jul 20, 2017

#39

VeevaVee

The worst "V"

Scout

I've just seen that ginger bird on Tinder. Things mustn't have worked out with that gimp

Jul 21, 2017

#40

Jippy

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VeevaVee said:
I've just seen that ginger bird on Tinder. Things mustn't have worked out with that gimp

Oh wow, did you line up a date?

There's talk of a Naked Attraction wedding after one couple got on so well- missed it last night.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/living/406...e-naked-attraction-reveal-hooked-up-marriage/

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