Television Naked Attraction on C4

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Who doesn't? tbh, I'm still waiting to see a smoking hot woman on it. No one has come close to the girl who was on the first ever one, some ex-model or something.

I'm sure there was a thread on it in the Entertainment Forum, but can not find it.
Oh yeah, the redhead? She was stunning.
 

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Oh yeah, the redhead? She was stunning.
The red head... :drool:

I found that ep on catch up after seeing what was said in a thread on here. I enjoyed it..
 

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Swear I've just seen a girl where you could see she's wiped her arse recently because the fake tan had rubbed off.
 

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Anyone watch this? Hilarious.

How does one go to work the next day after getting your todger or growler out on TV? :lol:
 

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The bloke last night was a virgin who hadn't seen a naked woman before.

The screen came up and when faced with 5 fannies he had to walk off to get his shit together.

He really should have just gone on first dates. He wasn't able at all.
 

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The bloke last night was a virgin who hadn't seen a naked woman before.

The screen came up and when faced with 5 fannies he had to walk off to get his shit together.

He really should have just gone on first dates. He wasn't able at all.
:lol:
 

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The bloke last night was a virgin who hadn't seen a naked woman before.

The screen came up and when faced with 5 fannies he had to walk off to get his shit together.

He really should have just gone on first dates. He wasn't able at all.
The girl he picked too was so out of his comfort zone, personal highlight was when he was explaining how to get the scent from the wine and she sniffed it like it was packet :lol:
 

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I'll never forget the day when the CEO of my former company arrived late for work and admitted to staying up late the night before. We eventually got it out of him that he had discovered this show and "got lost in it" for a good few hours :lol:
 

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The bloke last night was a virgin who hadn't seen a naked woman before.

The screen came up and when faced with 5 fannies he had to walk off to get his shit together.

He really should have just gone on first dates. He wasn't able at all.
@esmufc07 has got this mixed up with The Chase hasn’t he?
 

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The bloke last night was a virgin who hadn't seen a naked woman before.

The screen came up and when faced with 5 fannies he had to walk off to get his shit together.

He really should have just gone on first dates. He wasn't able at all.
I'm assuming he's naked too, and by this you mean he kept getting a lob on??
 

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I'm assuming he's naked too, and by this you mean he kept getting a lob on??
No he was fully clothed initially but probably seen a vagina in pictures only. Faced with 5 growlers in the flesh, I think he went off to be sick or a wank!
 

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I'm assuming he's naked too, and by this you mean he kept getting a lob on??
If he managed to then fair play, some bloke I used to work with went on a few years ago after his mates signed him up and they put numbing cream on your nob to stop this :lol:
 

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No he was fully clothed initially but probably seen a vagina in pictures only. Faced with 5 growlers in the flesh, I think he went off to be sick or a wank!
If he managed to then fair play, some bloke I used to work with went on a few years ago after his mates signed him up and they put numbing cream on your nob to stop this :lol:
:lol:

Could've done with some "numbing cream" during my teenage years... :nervous:
 

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If he managed to then fair play, some bloke I used to work with went on a few years ago after his mates signed him up and they put numbing cream on your nob to stop this :lol:
Who the feck in the production staff has that job?
 

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The girl he picked too was so out of his comfort zone, personal highlight was when he was explaining how to get the scent from the wine and she sniffed it like it was packet :lol:
Yeah she was wild. All he wanted was a nice chat and a cuddle while he played his piano :lol:

I'm assuming he's naked too, and by this you mean he kept getting a lob on??
No this was way before that. The screens had only come up to the waist and he was so overwhelmed/intimidated he had to take a break.
 

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The girl on now is wild. Just said her boyfriend stuck a thumb up her arse and it came out with a bit of sweetcorn on. On national tv