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Tater's much anticipated 2020 mock below, which stops at #20:

  1. Cincy - Burrow, QB LSU. Tom Brady with wheels. Hand size and average arm strength the only knocks keeping him out of Andrew Luck territory as a prospect.
  2. DC - Young, Edge tOSU. Best player in the draft. The Falcons as mentioned above tried to move way up for him. Montez Sweat bookending this guy is a cheat code.
  3. Detroit - Okudah, CB tOSU. This is a very tempting place for a trade.
  4. Gmen - Wills, OT Bama. Maybe the first curve ball. Also a tempting place for a trade.
  5. Fins - Herbert, QB Nike U. They don't learn their lesson from missing Drew Brees and take the sturdier guy. Hes Carson Palmer with wheels, which sounds great but he'll need good coaching to put it together.
  6. Chargers - Tua, QB Bama. Franchise defining pick. If he stays healthy this will be looked back on as the steal of the draft. Steve Young Jr.
  7. Carolina - Derrick Brown, DT Aub. Rhule will be frothing at the mouth seeing Simmons drop, but this arguably best-player-available at a position of desperate need.
  8. Arizona - Wirfs, OT Iowa. They will be tempted to trade down with a team intent on grabbing the #2(?) CB in the draft or their preferred #1 WR but fear a run on OTs...for good reason.
  9. Jags - Simmons, Freak of Nature, Clemson. CJ Henderson will be mooted, and Atlanta will be on hands and knees begging for a trade here, but this is a good start to rebuild their D.
  10. Cleveland - Andrew Thomas, OT Gawgia. The 'cleanest' player in the draft according to some, along with #2 & 3 the player with the 'highest floor' in the draft. Denver and Atlanta trying to trade into this spot, but the Browns will know the 3 safest OL picks will be gone.
  11. TRADE: Atlanta - CJ Henderson, CB UF. Atlanta gives the Jets whatever they want to grab a desperately needed CB whose ceiling is higher than Okudah's according to some. This is not a popular trade because it's assumed they'll take the #4 OT or their #1 WR.
  12. Vegas - Ruggs, WR Bama. A curveball. Al Davis' ghost made them do it.
  13. San Fran - CeeDee Lamb, WR OU. Like Deebo, can pick up YAC so he fits in with Shanahan not trusting Jimmy G to throw downfield. Nuk Hopkins 2.0.
  14. Tampa - Bekton, Man Mountain Louaville. A absolute unit even by OT standards. Do you know how much muscle mass you need to weigh in at 364# with under 20% body fat? More than you have.
  15. Denver - Jerry Jeudy, WR Bama. Elway will have to be hospitalized when he sees the 1st round play out like this to relieve the hours-long Viagra-type boner. Jerry''s been compared to Amari Cooper and Calvin Ridley, but I think that's a lazy comparison; he's more 'Jerry Rice.'
  16. Jets (via Trade) - Mims, WR Baylor. Only if they don't rate Bekton (otherwise that trade doesn't happen). J. Jefferson might be the better prospect, but they need a #1 more than another Slot WR. Scared the daylights out of me when he faced OU, but then again most WR's with a pulse did too.
  17. Dallas - Chaisson, Edge LSU. I was running out of ideas so I just picked whatever the mock I googled had.
  18. Fins - Josh Jones, OT Houston.
  19. Vegas - Jordan Love, QB from somewhere. Another curveball. Gruden will see his arm, the best this side of Mahomes and Murray in recent drafts, and think he can coach him up to being his franchise QB.
 

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Tater's much anticipated 2020 mock below, which stops at #20:

  1. Cincy - Burrow, QB LSU. Tom Brady with wheels. Hand size and average arm strength the only knocks keeping him out of Andrew Luck territory as a prospect.
  2. DC - Young, Edge tOSU. Best player in the draft. The Falcons as mentioned above tried to move way up for him. Montez Sweat bookending this guy is a cheat code.
  3. Detroit - Okudah, CB tOSU. This is a very tempting place for a trade.
  4. Gmen - Wills, OT Bama. Maybe the first curve ball. Also a tempting place for a trade.
  5. Fins - Herbert, QB Nike U. They don't learn their lesson from missing Drew Brees and take the sturdier guy. Hes Carson Palmer with wheels, which sounds great but he'll need good coaching to put it together.
  6. Chargers - Tua, QB Bama. Franchise defining pick. If he stays healthy this will be looked back on as the steal of the draft. Steve Young Jr.
  7. Carolina - Derrick Brown, DT Aub. Rhule will be frothing at the mouth seeing Simmons drop, but this arguably best-player-available at a position of desperate need.
  8. Arizona - Wirfs, OT Iowa. They will be tempted to trade down with a team intent on grabbing the #2(?) CB in the draft or their preferred #1 WR but fear a run on OTs...for good reason.
  9. Jags - Simmons, Freak of Nature, Clemson. CJ Henderson will be mooted, and Atlanta will be on hands and knees begging for a trade here, but this is a good start to rebuild their D.
  10. Cleveland - Andrew Thomas, OT Gawgia. The 'cleanest' player in the draft according to some, along with #2 & 3 the player with the 'highest floor' in the draft. Denver and Atlanta trying to trade into this spot, but the Browns will know the 3 safest OL picks will be gone.
  11. TRADE: Atlanta - CJ Henderson, CB UF. Atlanta gives the Jets whatever they want to grab a desperately needed CB whose ceiling is higher than Okudah's according to some. This is not a popular trade because it's assumed they'll take the #4 OT or their #1 WR.
  12. Vegas - Ruggs, WR Bama. A curveball. Al Davis' ghost made them do it.
  13. San Fran - CeeDee Lamb, WR OU. Like Deebo, can pick up YAC so he fits in with Shanahan not trusting Jimmy G to throw downfield. Nuk Hopkins 2.0.
  14. Tampa - Bekton, Man Mountain Louaville. A absolute unit even by OT standards. Do you know how much muscle mass you need to weigh in at 364# with under 20% body fat? More than you have.
  15. Denver - Jerry Jeudy, WR Bama. Elway will have to be hospitalized when he sees the 1st round play out like this to relieve the hours-long Viagra-type boner. Jerry''s been compared to Amari Cooper and Calvin Ridley, but I think that's a lazy comparison; he's more 'Jerry Rice.'
  16. Jets (via Trade) - Mims, WR Baylor. Only if they don't rate Bekton (otherwise that trade doesn't happen). J. Jefferson might be the better prospect, but they need a #1 more than another Slot WR. Scared the daylights out of me when he faced OU, but then again most WR's with a pulse did too.
  17. Dallas - Chaisson, Edge LSU. I was running out of ideas so I just picked whatever the mock I googled had.
  18. Fins - Josh Jones, OT Houston.
  19. Vegas - Jordan Love, QB from somewhere. Another curveball. Gruden will see his arm, the best this side of Mahomes and Murray in recent drafts, and think he can coach him up to being his franchise QB.
Would love it if the Fins get Herbert and the Broncos land Jeudy.
 

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I like how he was already holding the Bengals cap before he was selected.
 

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Lions pick is in, we’ll probably hear it in about 20 mins.
 

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Announce the fecking picks already. At this pace the first round is going on for another five hours. I know it's usually a drag, but has it ever been as slow as this?
 

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Who the feck was that weird looking dude on sky? Was coked off his tits.

He looked like some weird cartoon character too
 

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Very predictable so far. Next few picks are interesting. If the Dolphins don't feck up they'll pick Tua. In that case will the Chargers pick Herbert?
 

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Who the feck was that weird looking dude on sky? Was coked off his tits.

He looked like some weird cartoon character too
:lol: Not sure which guy you’re talking about but that Booger guy is an interesting looking fella as well. Like a perfect sphere.