Only psycho mental cases with low self esteem and balls like little tiny grape pips would say something as odious as that.
How about wanting to do something that didn’t involve being brutally cruel to a harmless animal or is that about your level?
Nordic Goal Yeti | Haaland at City
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik and Imran discuss United's thrilling but ultimately disappointing 3-3 draw with Galatsaray. They talk Onana, our fading hopes of getting out of the group, and whether we want Europa League football or not.
They also discuss a comfortable (?) win at Everton and probably don't spend long enough talking about THAT goal and Kobbie Mainoo.
Finishing with a look ahead to a punishing December schedule which will make or break the season.
How about wanting to do something that didn’t involve being brutally cruel to a harmless animal or is that about your level?
That escalated faster than Haaland through the CL topscorer list.
Now he's even scoring with his balls. Where will this end.
How exactly do these work on a robot? (Yes, I already tried to research it and results were inconclusive)
Well he hasn't scored with his dick yet like Ronaldo or his face like Hernandez.
Haaland and Utd tied on 13 prem goals each ….could go down to the wire
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Oh no.. what would @Sky1981 do?
Watch Martial I guess, such a turn off.
Oh, I'm sure both he and Ronaldo have scored plenty with their dicks, but only Ronaldo - according to a certain banner above Old Trafford the day he was introduced - had one disallowed..
Haaland won't play in the Euro. That's a HUGE setback for his NT, Norway isn't a small team and should have taken Scotland's spot pretty easily. Pretty bad performance.
Norway being shite at football is one of the few constants of this sport. It's hilarious that they can't even qualify for a tournament with 23 UEFA member spots. Not even a Ballon d'Or runner up and the Arsenal captain is enough to tip the scales. The rest of the players must be absolute donkeys.
They're mostly not :
- Sorloth is a starter for Villareal
- Julian Ryerson is a starter for Dortumund
- Aursnes is a starter for Benfica
- Sander Berge is a starter for Burnley
- Leo Østigård is a starter for Napoli
- Kristoffer Ajer is a starter for Brentford
Add Haaland and Odegaard on top, it's a team that should qualify for the euro and not be 6 points behind scotland.
The groups for the Euros this year were some of the most unbalanced I’ve seen, Ireland were shite but really hard group, Norway as well - I think Georgia would be pushing for 2nd in some of the others.
While I agree that the sum of Norway's parts should be enough to qualify, I don't think that being a starter for a poor PL team means that you're not a donkey.
For the last 20-25 years Norway have always had plenty of PL and Bundesliga regulars in their starting eleven. Plus some from Serie A, Eredivisie, Ligue 1 and some Celtic players. Very few players seem to be from the Norwegian league. The only thing that's new these days is that they have an actual superstar in Haaland.
The biggest issue seems to be cohesion. Whenever I watch Norway play, which I'll admit isn't very often, the level of football looks really poor. It actually reminds me of United at its worst post Fergie. Seemingly no plan going forward, poor passing and also vulnerable on the counter. You can throw in a superstar or two, but it wont make a difference if the football is shit.
Yep, and also the coach who most thought were the best we had when he got the job (me included) has increasingly shown himself to be pretty much braindead. We also missed two sitters in Georgia which is probably where the ship sailed
Yes, Norway were unlucky with the draw and the perfect timing of Scotland’s rich vein of form. Their defeat in Oslo against us was also really unfortunate.
Would like that, the sooner he leaves the sooner City might start to finally crumble.
I’m sure they will be fine
Could just be Madrid trying to destabilize Haaland. He doesn't strike me as too bothered by this kind of stuff. I think they should go for Alvarez instead.
Now that you mention it, I think saw Perez walking out of the magnet store this morning.
What a fragile cnut though
Don't think so. As long as Guardiola is there, they'll be the team to beat. He's much more important for them than Haaland.
Alvarez offers more anyway and I'm not joking.
He should join us in spite.
Especially with De Bruyne getting older and more and more injury prone.
The source couldn't possibly be dodgier though.
Nah, they're good. That's how he motivates him.
Might just be you being a gullible cnut :PWhat a fragile cnut though
That said, I’d love for him to jump ship. Here’s hoping I’m just being an overly skeptical cnut.
cnut.
I'll believe anything that suits my agenda.
I can see Haaland leaving very soon. The allegations tarnish his legacy and he's already won everything important. Real won't go for Mbappe and he's made to play for them.
I for one like to have the best players in the league, but can't see him staying.
I for one like to have the best players in the league, but can't see him staying.
Been considering making the switch to that myself. My current worldview gives me little joy
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Non-story. Alvarez is the better player anyway. The Albino Lukaku will be exposed in due course for his limitations.
It's Pep who needs to leave for other clubs to stand a chance. as long as he's there, City are winning the league with or without Haaland.
Luís Fabiano believes he would outscore Erling Haaland if he played in the current Man City team
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