An embarrassing day on the mighty Caf
[Obvious WUM] I have decided to quit being a Man United fan
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Happens on Facebook a lot. Lengthy rants which reveal someone couldn't possibly have read anything other than the title or opening para. Real people, who don't even have the cloak of redcafe anonymity to hide their stupidity behind. Amazing really.
I'm pretty confident everyone in here realised this is a erm wum. Thing is, I mean the really important thing is that it's neither funny nor witty. So all in all it's rather pointless. Oh oh look at me.....
Is this just fantasy?
You honestly believe that anyone believed this. feck me.
Try reading the black text first, you might not need it.Am I the only one who checked for white text?
Caught in a landslide
You don't? Read the thread.
I'm all Doncaster Belles these days, myself.
True actually, but he could have left it with the title and put anything he wanted and it would have gotten a reaction. No need for an effort.
Haha good effort but you'll have to do better than that!
Mehh, don't get it.
".....made my face red and hot with shame" 
No I don't, I would have assumed they were sarcastic replies to a shit attempt at humour. If anyone really did take it seriously, then wow, just wow. Even before clicking into the thread it was obvious exactly what form of attempted humour was going to ensue.
Gooby pls.
You won't be missed, bye
I'm about as serious as the OP.
A lot of people evidently did take it seriously. If it didn't amuse you, fair enough. It won't get published in Private Eye but it's a fairly spot on parody of a lot of the hysteria on here in the last 24 hours.
I love that some people have taken this seriously, you've made my night.
The poll is quite amusing.
if man united sold all our players for an old waffle, employed sam allardyce as our manager and insisted all its fans where vegetarians i would still support man united!
The thread was shit, but some of the reactions have made it worth it.
If you think they did, then fair enough, I just thought them to be standard responses to attempted humour. I just find these kind of pieces of 'humour' forced and not amusing in the slightest. Each to their own though. I guess we all have varying senses of humour.
Good that we had thread title change, it'll help clear the confusion, just like that one time when it helped us see that Jamie Redknapp isn't literally literal.
What!? I just voted yes without reading the question. 
Not even a good effort.
Gah. Title change has ruined it. Shame on you, mods.
The best parody has to be the Charlie Austin thread that appeared yesterday.
there is a lot of anti-lvg sentiment here yet everyone is afraid to havr a sackwatch thread...no one is brave to have ''im quiting united thread''..
Obvious wum, and its annoying especially on a day like today...ive always wondered with trolls and wums...does this feel some hole in their lives or something.Thats just sad.
Obvious wum, and its annoying especially on a day like today...ive always wondered with trolls and wums...does this feel some hole in their lives or something.Thats just sad.
Could've swear there was a sackwatch thread of sorts, but apparently deleted/moved/merged. Was called Contract Watch or something like that. Could be a thread where people watch pictures of contracts though, haven't visited it.
Enough is enough.
Yeah I'm considering moving on as well, I think I'll support Madrid from now on. Would love to reunite with my boys Ronnie and Big Dave
Which boring mod added the obvious wum bit?
i voted i have no shame
Agreed. I've always been a secret admirer of Arsenal, so I may just support them instead if things turn worse tomorrow.
That really is out of line, just because someone has a differing opinion doesn't mean it should be marginalized.
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..It was mine..although it had white text which no one quoted!