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Already doing better than my guess. But to update the above in light of beating Arsenal, I think we'll draw one of the next 3. Probably West Ham with it being a midweek game. We probably can't just jump into a 5 game winning run after all the shit before....Likely the new caretaker manager will be in for city, and we're back to one game a week for all of these apart from West Ham which is mid week after Spurs.
Mbeumo I think will be back for City game, Amad for the Arsenal game.
City have a midweek EFL cup away semi final vs Newcastle before our match, Arsenal have a midweek away match vs Inter before ours (but they'll probably prioritize the league match as they're fine in the CL).
Gotta be positive... But I think it's doable. The 5 after that though probably something like 6-8 points from that set of 5 (everton away, palace home, Newcastle away, Villa home, Bournemouth away).
- City (home) - win
- Arsenal (away) - loss
- Fulham (home) - win
- Spurs (home) - win
- West Ham (away) - win
Actually looking at all the remaining games, my guess is we end between 62-66 points. Shame we really bottled December's nice fixture list.
Actually just did a game by game predictor til the end of the season. Had Arsenal top on 86, City 2nd on 83, Liverpool 3rd in the low 70's and then Villa, Chelsea and United all very close in the mid 60s before a small gap to some others below. I can see it being a really tight finish, decided on the last day for who finishes 4th and 5th again. Definitely think Villa will drop off a good amount, but they have a healthy lead.
In the league alone, 22/23 I think. In all competitions was 23/24 around January time.When is the last time we won 5 in a row?
In the league alone, 22/23 I think. In all competitions was 23/24 around January time.
Yep - included the City win from memory, so not just an easy run of games either.In the league alone, 22/23 I think. In all competitions was 23/24 around January time.
If you think we can do that, then surely you think we can catch... ArsenalWe can catch Aston Villa and even City. City is playing Spurs and Liverpool away next.
Of course it is premature to discuss finishing above them but at least we can close the gap. Aston Villas has brutal final few fixtures in the league.
That lad needs the mop chopped hahaSurely we arent winning 5 in a row.
His claim to fame will soon be a distant memory if we did win 5 in a row. So I’m not sure which side he’s onThat lad needs the mop chopped haha
Isn’t he also raising money for charity?His claim to fame will soon be a distant memory if we did win 5 in a row. So I’m not sure which side he’s on
That's true. He would have to up the anti and do something crazy to stay relevant. Sometimes these people do stuff that they know they get hate for, which drives traffic and content. Not saying he'll go down that road.His claim to fame will soon be a distant memory if we did win 5 in a row. So I’m not sure which side he’s on
Never in a million years were we gonna sign anyone having just sacked a manager.We are in an extremely precarious situation. Riding high on amazing wins against two top teams, too many people have decided that now that we reached top 4 we are just goonna glide to finishing top 4 (or top 5 "worst case") through the rest of the season...
And yet, the only reason we are top 4 is because massive amount of EPL teams were shit and losing points left and right. Chelsea and United are a hairline away from us and can take over as soon as we stumble. Not only that but Chelsea is clearly having their own renaissance with their new [annoying] manager. And while Liverpool's turnaround is not as obvious, they have powerful squad that can take off as a rocketship if their star players stop fecking around.
Why am I saying it? Not to be a party pooper. I am saying it because Carrick gave the club an unbelievable opportunity with the unexpected wins against Arsenal and City, an opportunity to break into top 4 and maybe finish in top 4. HE NEEDED SUPPORT, however. Keeping 4th position (or even 5th) requires reinforcements. Carrick did his job, club needed to support him with some smart signing(s). And yet - NOTHING. CRICKETS. ZILCH. Fecking accounts chose to not support a head coach AGAIN.
It is very concerning. Obviously we still all hope that Carrick's amazing run will continue and we will return to Champions League, but that proposition is far from done and dusted. Fulham, for instance, could beat us tomorrow and the fairy tale will be over. They are good team. And they are not that far behind us, too. It's not just Chelsea and Liverpool. If we get more injuries to key plaers, Fulham could also overtake us and then - Hello Conference Fecking League?
I disagree.Never in a million years were we gonna sign anyone having just sacked a manager.
We are in an extremely precarious situation. Riding high on amazing wins against two top teams, too many people have decided that now that we reached top 4 we are just goonna glide to finishing top 4 (or top 5 "worst case") through the rest of the season...
And yet, the only reason we are top 4 is because massive amount of EPL teams were shit and losing points left and right. Chelsea and United are a hairline away from us and can take over as soon as we stumble. Not only that but Chelsea is clearly having their own renaissance with their new [annoying] manager. And while Liverpool's turnaround is not as obvious, they have powerful squad that can take off as a rocketship if their star players stop fecking around.
Why am I saying it? Not to be a party pooper. I am saying it because Carrick gave the club an unbelievable opportunity with the unexpected wins against Arsenal and City, an opportunity to break into top 4 and maybe finish in top 4. HE NEEDED SUPPORT, however. Keeping 4th position (or even 5th) requires reinforcements. Carrick did his job, club needed to support him with some smart signing(s). And yet - NOTHING. CRICKETS. ZILCH. Fecking accounts chose to not support a head coach AGAIN.
It is very concerning. Obviously we still all hope that Carrick's amazing run will continue and we will return to Champions League, but that proposition is far from done and dusted. Fulham, for instance, could beat us tomorrow and the fairy tale will be over. They are good team. And they are not that far behind us, too. It's not just Chelsea and Liverpool. If we get more injuries to key plaers, Fulham could also overtake us and then - Hello Conference Fecking League?
Guaranteeing CL football would be immense. Catching City and finishing ahead of them would be even better.We can catch Aston Villa and even City. City is playing Spurs and Liverpool away next.
Of course it is premature to discuss finishing above them but at least we can close the gap. Aston Villas has brutal final few fixtures in the league.
Why are Man United's junior staff accountants allowed on this forum?Ridiculous post. We would buy if longer term targets were available. We’ve only got 15 games left of the season.
Oh dear.Why are Man United's junior staff accountants allowed on this forum?
Let me explain in simpler terms, since you clearly couldn't comprehend the original post. Other teams have stronger squads and we were hairline away today from drawing or losing, because Casemiro got a knock, had to be subbed and Ugarte is a steaming pile of shit half of the time. Which is why we need to sign somebody, so that deeper-squad teams like Liverpool and Chelsea who are on our backs do not overtake us and we do not lose out on Champions league, again, given that is worth more than 100 million quids. Can your "accountant brain" register that, even if you don't care about football side of things?
What a wonderfully random thread to have a hissy fit. Just seems the perfect way to celebrate another win.Why are Man United's junior staff accountants allowed on this forum?
Let me explain in simpler terms, since you clearly couldn't comprehend the original post. Other teams have stronger squads and we were hairline away today from drawing or losing, because Casemiro got a knock, had to be subbed and Ugarte is a steaming pile of shit half of the time. Which is why we need to sign somebody, so that deeper-squad teams like Liverpool and Chelsea who are on our backs do not overtake us and we do not lose out on Champions league, again, given that is worth more than 100 million quids. Can your "accountant brain" register that, even if you don't care about football side of things?
I met Clayton yesterday!Ridiculous post. We would buy if longer term targets were available. We’ve only got 15 games left of the season.
We are winning all games.
All wins.
Big winning run incoming.
Ole at the wheel.
Win
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Win
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Draw
4 wins and a draw
W W W W W
That guy needs a haircut!
15 points.
five wins on the bounce.
completely blind optimism. In all honesty, I think 4 wins out of five is possible -- the City game is the biggest problem imo.
10 points.
9 maybe 10 points.
February 2024 under ten Hag (4-2 v Newport, 4-3 v Wolves, 3-0 v West Ham, 2-1 v Villa, 2-1 v Luton).When is the last time we won 5 in a row?
Good stuff. Was he well?I met Clayton yesterday!
Haha yeh. Few stories and such. I asked if he was left footed because of your user name. Was like no right footed. Maybe you thought that because I played LB vs Barca.Good stuff. Was he well?
Good stuff. Always knew he was right footed, no idea why I particularly choose the user name.Haha yeh. Few stories and such. I asked if he was left footed because of your user name. Was like no right footed. Maybe you thought that because I played LB vs Barca.
I like how only us being a 'hairline' away from losing is relevant here. Not that Chelsea also barely managed a win by the exact same scoreline (against a worse team).Why are Man United's junior staff accountants allowed on this forum?
Let me explain in simpler terms, since you clearly couldn't comprehend the original post. Other teams have stronger squads and we were hairline away today from drawing or losing, because Casemiro got a knock, had to be subbed and Ugarte is a steaming pile of shit half of the time. Which is why we need to sign somebody, so that deeper-squad teams like Liverpool and Chelsea who are on our backs do not overtake us and we do not lose out on Champions league, again, given that is worth more than 100 million quids. Can your "accountant brain" register that, even if you don't care about football side of things?
Acceptable club sources have said repeatedly that we were never getting anyone in January unless it’s a great deal.. board wants to wait until Summer window.Why are Man United's junior staff accountants allowed on this forum?
Let me explain in simpler terms, since you clearly couldn't comprehend the original post. Other teams have stronger squads and we were hairline away today from drawing or losing, because Casemiro got a knock, had to be subbed and Ugarte is a steaming pile of shit half of the time. Which is why we need to sign somebody, so that deeper-squad teams like Liverpool and Chelsea who are on our backs do not overtake us and we do not lose out on Champions league, again, given that is worth more than 100 million quids. Can your "accountant brain" register that, even if you don't care about football side of things?
This is looking like a great shout. Could really see us beating Spurs and then be held to a draw with West Ham.Ole at the wheel.
Win
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Win
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Draw
Simple. Win all the winnable games, try not to lose to any of the Top 8.
Chelsea has won last 5 games... And they have the largest, albeit ridiculous, squad in the league. Their problem is not buying new playersI like how only us being a 'hairline' away from losing is relevant here. Not that Chelsea also barely managed a win by the exact same scoreline (against a worse team).
Them and Liverpool will easily drop more points in the next few weeks as they've shown already this season.
Yes, which only proves that our club owners are penny-pinching morons who won't support a manager.Acceptable club sources have said repeatedly that we were never getting anyone in January unless it’s a great deal.. board wants to wait until Summer window.
It’d have to be something like “Anderson for £60m or free for all in Summer” and that was never happening.
It’ll be something else if we beat Spurs and end up drawing with West Ham. Will be so damn sorry for that guy awaiting his haircut after all these years.