Mata, Andreas, Matic, Shaw
Edit why do Liverpool always have such ugly players?
Edit why do Liverpool always have such ugly players?
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Shit Sanchez is like Brian Molko from Placebo. .
- Grant 2. Matic 3. DDG 4. Shaw 5. Mata
I literally spent way too much time thinking about this. As for the rivals - Sterling and that blonde woman to the left of VVD are looking good!
Now where do I go? Does Alex Greenwood have a thread?
This is the Liverpool bunch, apparently:
Apart from James Milner (bottom-left), that is a very tasty looking squad on the whole. The one with the missing ear is a little scary looking but I probably would anyway.
I'd destroy Mata! 
He looks good as a woman too!
He looks good as a woman too!
I am I the only one that looks at fellaini and thinks Tim curry in Rocky horror?
Stones has barely changed.KDB is just a little boy.
Who’s the player next to Sane?
Firmino looks the same...This is the Liverpool bunch, apparently:
You need to go Specsavers! They are rank
What's wrong with the Lagertha lookalike? I definitely would.
Actually a bit more masculine
Mourinho looks like he drowned children in the 80s.I’m lost for words, to be honest.
Martial looks like a young lesbian actress on BBC Three.
Sanchez looks like a grieving widow in a straight to DVD Spanish film.
McTominay is the tomboy who likes playing football.
Matic looks like an actress everyone always either thinks is fit or too butch looking, like Angelina Jolie.
Fellaini looks like a a weird Bond girl who turns out to be a villain.
Herrera and Fred are schoolgirls who are best friends and play on the netball team.
Pereira is a Ms World contestant.
Lingard does track sports.
Mata is a damn temptress.
Pogba's that girl at school who was a bit fat and ugly so got by being the sassy overconfident one.
Darmian is a Polish maid who "no english".
Dalot is a chav who will ask you to buy her cigarettes outside the corner shop and then try to steal your phone.
Rojo is a spanish grandma.
Bailly is someone's mum who just got her hair done but knows it looks shit.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DliKLyCXgAEBZ_8.jpg
1) Mata
2) Shaw
3) Mourinho
4) Herrera
5) McTominay
1-3 look like real women and relatives of the players, while 4-5 are obvious photoshops but would not look out of place on a council estate. Honorable mention to Matic who is an obvious Photoshop but it still works, he would be pretty hot if he got a sex change
Shaw looks like a prettier version of a girl from work & Romero looks a right moody mare
Matic
Mata
Grant
Darmian
Dalot
Mata getting in most people’s 5 a side teams I see