Our Wayne ... Oh Dear
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scouse shrek meets scouse donkey, i hope kai fares better.
that said, rooney should be doing much better. look at the birds defoe pulls. no reason why rooney can't match that atleast.
that said, rooney should be doing much better. look at the birds defoe pulls. no reason why rooney can't match that atleast.
That's because Rooney is a ugly fecking bastard.
Course that's what those girls are after when they're with Defoe.
It's obviously for his sense of humour. Did you not watch his interview with James Corden?
Sleazeball 
what the feck? What moron says that in England? Anybody that says that in this country deserves a slap. Next they'll be calling him a douchebag.
what the feck? What moron says that in England? Anybody that says that in this country deserves a slap. Next they'll be calling him a douchebag.I eagerly await Ferguson's snarl when the first Rooney question is asked tomorrow in the presser and the subsequent banning when the line of questioning persists. Either that or Fergie will probably tell the press beforehand that any Rooney questions will see him walk out.
are you saying defoe is an adonis? I mean, i guess you would be a better judge of that but 'kinell.
there's a lot worse than him, surely
oh yes, Erica wants a bit of the Roomeister
Can't blame ya!
Can't blame ya!
Just found out what the Everton fans have in line for him..
Whos that slapper at the Lowry
Whos that dirty fecking whore
Costs twelve hundred pound a night
ANd ehs said he's fecking shite
And he won't be shagging Colleen anymore.
Whos that slapper at the Lowry
Whos that dirty fecking whore
Costs twelve hundred pound a night
ANd ehs said he's fecking shite
And he won't be shagging Colleen anymore.
More like this:
Who's that slapper at the Lowry
Who's that dirty fecking whore
thousand pounds a pop
And she said you're a flop
You won't be shagging Colleen anymore!
Who's that slapper at the Lowry
Who's that dirty fecking whore
thousand pounds a pop
And she said you're a flop
You won't be shagging Colleen anymore!
I got sent the other version from an Everton supporting mate.
The gist is roughly the same.
Seems they are going to milk it for all its worth.
They can sing that shite all they like, I can't see it affecting him. He always gets a barrage of abuse, wont really be any different except for the chants will be different.
Daily Star today headline 'Rooney's tarts are gangsters molls - armed robber & gun runner fellas not happy'
So these guys go out with escorts and then throw a hissy fit when they do their jobs. Idiots. Papers should be banned from writing 'a source said' if the person isn't prepared to be identified then whatever they say should be deemed bollocks and unprintable for libel.
So these guys go out with escorts and then throw a hissy fit when they do their jobs. Idiots. Papers should be banned from writing 'a source said' if the person isn't prepared to be identified then whatever they say should be deemed bollocks and unprintable for libel.
Sir Alex on Wayne
He said: "Let's put it to bed straightaway. I am not discussing any of my players' personal lives."
Alex Ferguson: I won't wade into Wayne Rooney saga | The Sun |Sport|Football
He said: "Let's put it to bed straightaway. I am not discussing any of my players' personal lives."
Alex Ferguson: I won't wade into Wayne Rooney saga | The Sun |Sport|Football
He could have picked a better phrase.
Newspapers really have become a bit of a laughing stock.
I know this sounds like one of those made up stories but a guy I work with, his mate works at the Sun and says there's another Rooney story for tomorrows paper, front page.
I guess we'll see tomorrow.
I guess we'll see tomorrow.
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Wayne Rooney should look at John Terry | The Sun |Sport|Football
CARLO ANCELOTTI has told Wayne Rooney to take a leaf out of John Terry's book and shrug off any abuse from opposition fans.
The Chelsea captain was targeted by the boo-boys last season after stories about his private life emerged.
And while Rooney is expected to get a hostile reception at Everton this weekend following his own off-field allegations, Stamford Bridge chief Ancelotti believes he can take it in his stride.
He said: "A player who has this kind of problem has to stay focused on the match, on his behaviour on the pitch.
"If he does that it's not a big problem. When you're on the pitch, you can't think about the behaviour of the fans.
"You have to play football and stay focused on what's happening in the match.
"Everyone knows how John Terry played last year. Maybe it can be a good motivation if the opposing fans are against you.
"Rooney scored in the last England game. I think he reacted very well."
CARLO ANCELOTTI has told Wayne Rooney to take a leaf out of John Terry's book and shrug off any abuse from opposition fans.
The Chelsea captain was targeted by the boo-boys last season after stories about his private life emerged.
And while Rooney is expected to get a hostile reception at Everton this weekend following his own off-field allegations, Stamford Bridge chief Ancelotti believes he can take it in his stride.
He said: "A player who has this kind of problem has to stay focused on the match, on his behaviour on the pitch.
"If he does that it's not a big problem. When you're on the pitch, you can't think about the behaviour of the fans.
"You have to play football and stay focused on what's happening in the match.
"Everyone knows how John Terry played last year. Maybe it can be a good motivation if the opposing fans are against you.
"Rooney scored in the last England game. I think he reacted very well."
Uh...
He was fecking shite.
That's harsh!Defoe does seem to hot chicks bag hot birds easily. How the feck does he do it?
He even went out with Beckham's younger sister if I remember correctly!
Wayne Rooney to leave Manchester United? Makes no sense. But…The England striker may be happy to stay but United should fear the cranking and grinding of corporate motivation
Paul Hayward The Guardian, Friday 10 September 2010 Article history
Wayne Rooney would be well advised to stick with Manchester United. Photograph: Adam Davy/Empics Sport
Today's billboard footballer is a corporation and with that mutation comes rootlessness, unless you are Paul Scholes or Ryan Giggs. When a household name moves clubs, his machine acts first, as if BMW were relocating. David Beckham did not move to Real Madrid in isolation. His industry made it happen.
At Manchester United's end there will be jitters that the chaos in Wayne Rooney's personal life increases the risk of him fleeing abroad when his contract expires in the summer of 2012. The reality is that he would move sooner, because United could hardly allow his transfer value to plunge in the last 12 months of his current deal. It's his life, not ours, and all that, but it would make no sense for him to depart an institution where protection comes with a chance to be part of a deep identity.
Gary Neville, Scholes and Giggs are different creatures, you protest. True, to the extent that those senior warriors swallowed the Fergusonian culture 20 years ago. They started at United and they will end there. They are Sir Alex Ferguson's unofficial sons. Rooney is imported Evertonian talent. He bit straight away on United's ethos of insatiability but he represents a more restless breed. His blood is not Old Trafford red.
Allegiance is under the magnifying glass this weekend as Rooney returns to Goodison Park to face his boyhood love in a Saturday lunchtime kick-off. Evertonians murmur that he seldom shines on his old patch. It must be comforting to think the local lad is answering to some inner voice that tells him not to hurt his old comrades. Not that psychological nuances will be on show at Goodison. Phil Jagielka, Rooney's England colleague, has already paraded insensitivity on that count. "It should be amusing on Saturday," Jagielka says. "There's a good chance he'll be slaughtered. I'll be giving him a bit as well."
Amusing? Hilarious. A twisted comic sense is needed to recast a family's week from hell as a new reservoir of banter. Best to move on sharply to the question of whether England's best player would really think it a wrench to leave Manchester for Madrid, say, given that United managed to extricate him from his blue bedroom shrine in Croxteth without too much emotional fuss.
Rooney's marriage and its potential for withstanding the acid drip of salacious headlines need not detain the football pages, except where personal calamity might tempt him to embrace the old hypothesis that an Englishman travels to mend a broken heart. Unlikely. Poetic self-dramatisation is not his natural state. The noise United fear most is the cranking and grinding of corporate motivation.
This is how it works. Advisers get ideas. Advisers think ahead. A notion that starts in a sleepless night becomes a possibility and then a desired objective. Already we see that Rooney is not on the Scholes longevity chart. He smokes and drinks and blunders across the minefield of our front pages. When precocity collides with hedonism, agents tend to calculate that their star ought to make one big move before deterioration sets in. That way the whole camp can shake the money tree.
There is no hard proof that this is the way the Rooney corporation is plotting but there is anxiety. There are 18 months left on his contract and a suspicion of drift. United always aim to secure extensions before deals reach the 12-month danger zone. This requires Rooney to grab the initiative and accept the huge offer that is already on his table. By definition the delay cannot be at United's end because they want him to stay, for a much higher wage, but there may now be a period of brinkmanship in which Paul Stretford, Rooney's agent, does what agents are bred to do: ask where his client might get top dollar.
At United's Carrington training ground a rebuke awaits anyone whose task it might be to seek condemnation of Rooney's private conduct from Ferguson, whose creed throughout his time in management has been loyalty to his players, if they are loyal to him, and a wagon-circling resistance to scrutiny.
"The one danger is that Wayne's almost had a full career at 24. He should be 28 now and have four years left," Gary Neville told the Observer earlier this year. "To get where I am now he's got 11 years left and he's already played eight or nine. I suppose all he's got to do is look at Ryan Giggs every single day: a guy who's improved every day from 16 or 17 when he made his debut to the age of 36. He's got a living example in the changing room."
Money's carrot is the one thing missing from Neville's analysis: a bad temptation, if it leads Rooney away from the safety he has now.
Wayne Rooney to leave Manchester United? Makes no sense. But… | Paul Hayward | Football | The Guardian
Paul Hayward The Guardian, Friday 10 September 2010 Article history
Wayne Rooney would be well advised to stick with Manchester United. Photograph: Adam Davy/Empics Sport
Today's billboard footballer is a corporation and with that mutation comes rootlessness, unless you are Paul Scholes or Ryan Giggs. When a household name moves clubs, his machine acts first, as if BMW were relocating. David Beckham did not move to Real Madrid in isolation. His industry made it happen.
At Manchester United's end there will be jitters that the chaos in Wayne Rooney's personal life increases the risk of him fleeing abroad when his contract expires in the summer of 2012. The reality is that he would move sooner, because United could hardly allow his transfer value to plunge in the last 12 months of his current deal. It's his life, not ours, and all that, but it would make no sense for him to depart an institution where protection comes with a chance to be part of a deep identity.
Gary Neville, Scholes and Giggs are different creatures, you protest. True, to the extent that those senior warriors swallowed the Fergusonian culture 20 years ago. They started at United and they will end there. They are Sir Alex Ferguson's unofficial sons. Rooney is imported Evertonian talent. He bit straight away on United's ethos of insatiability but he represents a more restless breed. His blood is not Old Trafford red.
Allegiance is under the magnifying glass this weekend as Rooney returns to Goodison Park to face his boyhood love in a Saturday lunchtime kick-off. Evertonians murmur that he seldom shines on his old patch. It must be comforting to think the local lad is answering to some inner voice that tells him not to hurt his old comrades. Not that psychological nuances will be on show at Goodison. Phil Jagielka, Rooney's England colleague, has already paraded insensitivity on that count. "It should be amusing on Saturday," Jagielka says. "There's a good chance he'll be slaughtered. I'll be giving him a bit as well."
Amusing? Hilarious. A twisted comic sense is needed to recast a family's week from hell as a new reservoir of banter. Best to move on sharply to the question of whether England's best player would really think it a wrench to leave Manchester for Madrid, say, given that United managed to extricate him from his blue bedroom shrine in Croxteth without too much emotional fuss.
Rooney's marriage and its potential for withstanding the acid drip of salacious headlines need not detain the football pages, except where personal calamity might tempt him to embrace the old hypothesis that an Englishman travels to mend a broken heart. Unlikely. Poetic self-dramatisation is not his natural state. The noise United fear most is the cranking and grinding of corporate motivation.
This is how it works. Advisers get ideas. Advisers think ahead. A notion that starts in a sleepless night becomes a possibility and then a desired objective. Already we see that Rooney is not on the Scholes longevity chart. He smokes and drinks and blunders across the minefield of our front pages. When precocity collides with hedonism, agents tend to calculate that their star ought to make one big move before deterioration sets in. That way the whole camp can shake the money tree.
There is no hard proof that this is the way the Rooney corporation is plotting but there is anxiety. There are 18 months left on his contract and a suspicion of drift. United always aim to secure extensions before deals reach the 12-month danger zone. This requires Rooney to grab the initiative and accept the huge offer that is already on his table. By definition the delay cannot be at United's end because they want him to stay, for a much higher wage, but there may now be a period of brinkmanship in which Paul Stretford, Rooney's agent, does what agents are bred to do: ask where his client might get top dollar.
At United's Carrington training ground a rebuke awaits anyone whose task it might be to seek condemnation of Rooney's private conduct from Ferguson, whose creed throughout his time in management has been loyalty to his players, if they are loyal to him, and a wagon-circling resistance to scrutiny.
"The one danger is that Wayne's almost had a full career at 24. He should be 28 now and have four years left," Gary Neville told the Observer earlier this year. "To get where I am now he's got 11 years left and he's already played eight or nine. I suppose all he's got to do is look at Ryan Giggs every single day: a guy who's improved every day from 16 or 17 when he made his debut to the age of 36. He's got a living example in the changing room."
Money's carrot is the one thing missing from Neville's analysis: a bad temptation, if it leads Rooney away from the safety he has now.
Wayne Rooney to leave Manchester United? Makes no sense. But… | Paul Hayward | Football | The Guardian
Defoe is fit though
Defoe does seem to hot chicks bag hot birds easily. How the feck does he do it?
He even went out with Beckham's younger sister if I remember correctly!
No comment.
Adrian Durham on talkshite is seriously taking the piss with this tonight. He's saying that Rooney should never have joined us because we don't look after young players and guide them, and that SAF has to take the blame. It's so infuriatingly wrong is unreal.
Last time I checked we were the best club in the world at developing, nurturing and guiding young players. Just because Wayne is a cock doesn't undo all that. FFS!
Last time I checked we were the best club in the world at developing, nurturing and guiding young players. Just because Wayne is a cock doesn't undo all that. FFS!
Does he not remember the auld slapper incident?
Doesn't count according to that douche bag. He was young then.
breaking news Rooney finally speak out
“The last six days have been extremely painful for us and for our families. It is impossible for us, as it would be for any family, to attempt to resolve any issues in the current media glare and against the backdrop of so many inaccurate and intrusive stories. We would therefore ask that the media now respects our privacy and the right of our family to discuss these matters in private.”
Coleen Rooney went shopping in Mothercare yesterday wearing her wedding ring, so, combined with the statement above, indicating she won’t be leaving him.
Rooneys Release Statement
“The last six days have been extremely painful for us and for our families. It is impossible for us, as it would be for any family, to attempt to resolve any issues in the current media glare and against the backdrop of so many inaccurate and intrusive stories. We would therefore ask that the media now respects our privacy and the right of our family to discuss these matters in private.”
Coleen Rooney went shopping in Mothercare yesterday wearing her wedding ring, so, combined with the statement above, indicating she won’t be leaving him.
Rooneys Release Statement
get in Rooney, resolved things with the missus then, nice
Is there ANY chance the media will take any notice of their request?
Lets put this to bed no use stretching it.
No.
I read that Rooney may be taking compassionate leave, that might not be a bad idea.
Real talk I heard they'll be singing
"No woman, no Kai" (no woman, no cry)
fecking creative if it wasn't against Wayne I'd suggest they get an award!