Pep Guardiola | Leaving City: Official

Pep is the Mourinho of 2016. Can still make things work if everything aligns perfectly for him.
 
Pep looked so disinterested, wearing a flannel shirt like he was rushing off to a country music festival after the game.

He's an all time great manager but it's probably time now to find a new challenge.
 
When Sir Alex phoned him, he should have accepted the job.
Even if he won loads at City he kept talking about us. That shows a bit of regret.
#FreePep
 
It was the 56th minute and City were all over Madrid so game wasnt done and you dont prioritise the League Cup over progression in the Champions League

I think City knew they didn't have the energy to mount a full comeback. Even if they scored the 3 goals, they'd have to go through extra time with ten men too.
 
When Sir Alex phoned him, he should have accepted the job.
Even if he won loads at City he kept talking about us. That shows a bit of regret.
#FreePep
Spitty doesn't have the stones to take on a job as difficult as Manchester United. He wouldn't have his usual benefits. It'd be by far his biggest challenge and wouldn't take the risk.
 
Give him plus points for that flannel shirt out of the blue lolol, and his stance on Palestine. Other than that, I await what happens when 115 charges materialises
 
Can't someone at City have a word with him about swilling his spit around his mouth?

Get him to chew gum if it helps.
 
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Can't someone at City have a word with him about swilling his spit around his mouth?

Get him to chew gum if it helps.
Reason number 325 why this guy is gross. You can just tell he puts the milk first in his tea and leaves the CDs/DVDs on top of the case instead of inside it. Everything about him is just wrong. Can't wait for the Panorama on this guy.
 
Reason number 325 why this guy is gross. You can just tell he puts the milk first in his tea and leaves the CDs/DVDs on top of the case instead of inside it. Everything about him is just wrong. Can't wait for the Panorama on this guy.
Pep must have an army of housemaids working round the clock at his home. Guy is filthy, even in interviews he picks his nose and ears.
 
Just hope Pep actually quits, so that we can have a clearer shot at Elliot.

Although knowing our luck, City board would just announce Enrique as their next manager if that's the case...
 
40th trophy as a manager..not bad, not bad at all..
 
40th trophy as a manager..not bad, not bad at all..

Emery's won eleven and you think he's fecking useless. :lol:

Being serious be interesting what Man. City do next season if he sticks around. Clearly now going for pacy wingers on both sides. Don't think Rodri-B. Silva works for 30 odd prem games anymore compared to one off cup games.

He keeps saying Man. City will be "back" next season (sure he was saying this 12 months back) but not like they've just been buying prospects last 18 months. Will they get back up to 90 point prem haul next season or is that consistency beyond them now?
 
I genunely believe that alot of his antics are just acting, rather than he really feels. Just hard wired into behaving how he thinks he needs to.

He should have left City years ago.
 
The way he completly ran over Arteta with the 4 up front standing off and not pressing is quite a feat.

You can see why he's got his head all scratched, he's still inventing shit.....


It's just that rolling spit in his mouth.....fecking hell man.
 
I genunely believe that alot of his antics are just acting, rather than he really feels. Just hard wired into behaving how he thinks he needs to.

He should have left City years ago.
I disagree, I think he’s genuinely a bit tweaked in the head. He’s in mad-genius territory.

It why Arteta’s touchline antics (which I will concede he’s toned down now) were so grating, because they absolutely were acting and trying to do Pep-cosplay.
 
I disagree, I think he’s genuinely a bit tweaked in the head. He’s in mad-genius territory.

It why Arteta’s touchline antics (which I will concede he’s toned down now) were so grating, because they absolutely were acting and trying to do Pep-cosplay.

Yes I agree with this part, but I think he's lost the genuine part to it.

I saw him when he was banned and sat up in the stands for a game the other week, and he looked calm and collected, even though his team was struggling. If he's as invested in his team as he'd like us to think he is then you just can't switch it on and off like that.

He knows when the cameras are on him, so imo acts up for them alot nowadays, rather that it being something genuine.
 
Emery's won eleven and you think he's fecking useless. :lol:

Being serious be interesting what Man. City do next season if he sticks around. Clearly now going for pacy wingers on both sides. Don't think Rodri-B. Silva works for 30 odd prem games anymore compared to one off cup games.

He keeps saying Man. City will be "back" next season (sure he was saying this 12 months back) but not like they've just been buying prospects last 18 months. Will they get back up to 90 point prem haul next season or is that consistency beyond them now?

Not a hope this becomes a 90 point team next season. 80-85 maybe if things go well and Foden and the Yeti find form. It will get better as Rodri refinds his form and Nico Gonzalez replaces Bernardo who is off this season for sure. It'll be more balanced I think, also Gvaridol to come back in who has missed most the season. We're never getting near the standard of the old team. Theres just no KDB or prime Rodri to get us anywhere near.
 
That win felt huge for him. You could see how ecstatic he was after the second goal went in. I never thought I'd see him react like that in a Carabou Cup final. Those used to be routine tropy wins for him a few seasons ago.

Considering how last season bordered on disastrous for Pep, as his team finished trophyless and barely scraped Champions League qualification, he needed to fight back this season to prove that football hasn't moved on from him. Real Madrid eliminated them in the early knockout rounds again last week, and he is on course to go back-to-back seasons without winning the league for the first time in his managerial career. He is an obsessive coach who I would assume worries about how his legacy will be looked back on when he leaves the Premier League. Continuing to win domestic cups allows him to point to the success he's achieved during the end of his tenure (assuming this is his either his last or penultimate season at City), and will hopefully save his facial skin from suffering more scratches.
 
Rumor going round t he has to quit due to a personal legal issue. Corruption related to hair loss.
 
Rumor going round t he has to quit due to a personal legal issue. Corruption related to hair loss.

Don't make jokes about him leaving, I just nearly started a conga in our office in celebration.
 
You know when he does leave you’ll have dickheads like Noel Gallagher and thousands of Barcelona fans that pretend to like Man City claiming he’s the best manager the league has ever seen.
 
You know when he does leave you’ll have dickheads like Noel Gallagher and thousands of Barcelona fans that pretend to like Man City claiming he’s the best manager the league has ever seen.

I obviously think Sir Alex is number one, but Guardiola is number 2 by a distance.
 
You know when he does leave you’ll have dickheads like Noel Gallagher and thousands of Barcelona fans that pretend to like Man City claiming he’s the best manager the league has ever seen.
Maybe Juve fans will join in for the cheat's jamboree.
Cheatfest 2026
 
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