Phil Jones | 2013/14 Performances

[The Don]

Best young defender in the league
Can play anywhere
Best United player ever......


Nah, feck that. Phil Jones is the greatest human that ever lived.

Phil Jones.

 

[Irwinwastheking]

Most handsome footballer ever....fact.

 

[Pexbo]

Phil Jones

 

[The Don]

Phil Jones

 

[Ole's_toe_poke]

He's Phil Jones after all.

 

[Gazza]

Philj

 

[Spiersey]

Most handsome footballer ever....fact.

Luke Chadwick will dispute this.

 

[Chabon]

100 foot high statue in Picadilly Gardens some day, just you wait and see.

 

[Van Piorsing]

Philip Anthony Jones.

Get that through your head, noob.

 

[Irwinwastheking]

100 foot high statue in Picadilly Gardens some day, just you wait and see.

Why would they make a statue smaller than him?

 

[redevil2]

Most handsome footballer ever....fact.

Echo that- and "from a female point of view" ))

 

[Revan]

The most Phil Jones ever.

 

[Rowem]

Phil fecking Jones

 

[charleysurf]

He's not human. He's something more.

 

[charlenefan]

 

[The Don]

He's not human. He's something more.

Holy Phil Jones, I think you're right. Mind Blown.

 

[100]

Phil Jones makes John O'Shea look one dimensional.

 

[Shark]

That was quite a statement from Fergie. Phil fecking Jones!

 

[KanieKaned]

Phil jones is 3D

 

[LR7]

That was quite a statement from Fergie. Phil fecking Jones!

He's been sounding off the superlatives a LOT lately, this was one of a long line of similar statements from SAF recently.

 

[Brightonian]

He'll Phil your Jones!

...or something.

 

[Dobba]

Ed Balls.

 

[Mystry]

I can never get my Phil of Jones.

 

[Brocky]

If Carlsberg made Phil Joneses, they wouldn't even come fecking close to Phil Jones!

 

[Van Piorsing]

Chuck Norris counted to infinity = Philip Anthony Jones.

 

[Brocky]

Why would they make a statue smaller than him?

Stupid question. He's Phill Jones, FFS man!

 

[Leg-End]

Real human being and a real hero.

 

[Quinton Fortune]

Do we think fergie rates him?

 

[Van Piorsing]

Do we think fergie rates him?

Do Philip Anthony Jones gives a superiour feck ?

Do Philip Anthony Jones cares about anything, while being the Phil Jones ?

 

[gooDevil]

Fergie's in love

 

[KingEric7]

Phil Owns. lol1

 

[Brightonian]

No wonder Cleverley's stuck on the bench, then. All it takes is a flirty wink or two from PJ and Fergie will play him anywhere he wants to play.

And who could blame the old dog.

 

[Annihilate Now!]

Jill Phones.

 

[Revan]

Do we think fergie rates him?

The correct question is, does Philip Anthony Jones rates Mr. Alex Ferguson.

Philip Anthony Jones is bigger than Mr. Alex Ferguson, bigger than United, bigger than world.

 

[Revan]

No wonder Cleverley's stuck on the bench, then. All it takes is a flirty wink or two from PJ and Fergie will play him anywhere he wants to play.

And who could blame the old dog.

Probably Philip Anthony Jones is threatening Mr. Alex Ferguson to play him, and who is Mr. Alex Ferguson to not listen to him. And Philip Anthony Jones's omnipotence.

Enough from me.

 

[Van Piorsing]

Enough from me.

Philip Anthony Jones shall remember Your praise when in 2 hours he'll ascend to state of intergalactic light being.

 

[Sir Matt]

 

[gooDevil]

He sure has beautiful eyes

 

[simonhch]

"He's no Phil Jones" has now officially entered my lexicon.

Phil Jones.

 

[Ish]

Phil Jones.