Turns out he did smash it
Players whose names are a lie
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Ian St. John was not a saint.
Woodgate is not a gate made from wood.
Woodgate is not a gate made from wood.
Should change name to Olympique Gymnaste Club de Naughty Côte d'Azur
Brandon Barker: actually speaks, although when getting pissed probably barks a little.
Gavin Kilkenny - As far as i know never killed Kenny
Steve Cook - Definitely not a cook
Bradley Johnson - His dad isn't called John (as far as I know)
Aaron Cresswell - Never waters the seeds
Pascal Gross - Is actually quite pleasant
Rob Holding - Is rather rash with his positioning
Sean Longstaff - isn't well endowed.
Steve Cook - Definitely not a cook
Bradley Johnson - His dad isn't called John (as far as I know)
Aaron Cresswell - Never waters the seeds
Pascal Gross - Is actually quite pleasant
Rob Holding - Is rather rash with his positioning
Sean Longstaff - isn't well endowed.
Or do a leg drop.
How do you know this?
Clarence Seedorf - Never saw Tyrion coming..
Harry Kane - not a strong wind
Nigel Winterburn - A Song of Ice and Fire.
Ben Thatcher - Does not construct roofing from dried vegetation
Shaun Wright-Phillips - Was a winger, not a screwdriver
Robbie Savage - Was not backward or unevolved, but actually quite uniquely adapted to survive in his environment
Jack Grealish - Actually English, and a bit Irish
Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain - Not renowned for being the manager a Royal household, nor for having bummed a bullock
Shaun Wright-Phillips - Was a winger, not a screwdriver
Robbie Savage - Was not backward or unevolved, but actually quite uniquely adapted to survive in his environment
Jack Grealish - Actually English, and a bit Irish
Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain - Not renowned for being the manager a Royal household, nor for having bummed a bullock
Emre Can - he really can’t
Ryan Giggs - Giggity
Danny Shittu - feck you too
Stefan Kuntz - more than one
Ryan Giggs - Giggity
Danny Shittu - feck you too
Stefan Kuntz - more than one
I like this one.
Sunday Oliseh - Was born on a Saturday, 14 sep 1974. He is not a real Sunday.
El Hadji Diouf/Gheorge Hagi - Never really were devout men or saints like their "Hajji"-names indicate
El Hadji Diouf/Gheorge Hagi - Never really were devout men or saints like their "Hajji"-names indicate
Eto'o - can actually spell A to Z
He was never in the navy then?David Seaman?
David Speedie.
Haaland.. Since his name isn't Haaland at all, but Håland, and he just changed it for the marketability. Liaaaaaaar.
Kepa Arrizabalaga Revuelta
Has he been mentioned here? I mean he is a revolting keepa, but he never aroused a beluga.
Has he been mentioned here? I mean he is a revolting keepa, but he never aroused a beluga.
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Fitz Hall - one size
Erling Haaland - actually from Norway
Matt Holland - actually from England
Matt Holland - actually from England
Gary Speed(rip) - wasn’t fast
Patrice Evra - never seen him patting any rice.
What about someone's son?
Ole Gunnar Solskjær - never played for Arsenal
Mason Greenwood- it’s not green
Ben Chilwell- tends to crack under pressure
Ben Chilwell- tends to crack under pressure
Kevin Kilbane - Bane is canonically still alive in the DC Universe
Darren Bent- His style was direct and straight forward
Credence Clearwater Couto- He's no musician
Credence Clearwater Couto- He's no musician
Shane Duffy - Isn't a cheating slag and does not know how to paint.
Van De Beek
De Beek in Dutch is "to play more"
De Beek in Dutch is "to play more"
Only chickens. His name should be
Patchicken Evra
False, he’s not Billy Gunn.
Mason is not a green piece of timber
Daddy''s wood is not green
Emi Buendia - he and his teammates ruined my morning
Gabriel Batistuta - never a teacher at David Batty’s school