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horsechoker

Sailor vee, this is a right off.
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This is in celebration of the rather plump gentlemen to have graced the game

Neville Southall

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Neil Ruddock
Steve McNulty
Luke Shaw

Anderson
Frank Lampard
Wayne Rooney

Paul Gascoigne
Ronaldo Lima
Eden Hazard

Was Maradona even fat when he played? If so you can put him anywhere in the squad.
Subs:
Mark Bosnich
Jan Mølby
Adriano
Andy Reid
Puskas

Struggling for a right back but the team is absolutely stacked with attacking talent.

How would they do against scrawny FC?
 

Red Stone

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Thread needs more Higuaín, as opposed to Higuaín, who could definitely do with a bit less Higuaín.
 

Rozay

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Jarrod Bowen always looks a bit circular to me tbh.
 

Foxbatt

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I do not think Rooney was actually that fat. Andy Reid certainly was.
 

paraguayo

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Walter. He was a promising number 9 for Brazil youths but started falling in love with biscuits
 

Snow

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William Foulke in goal. Former Chelsea captain, England international yet they don't get much bigger than him.

Wasn't Tomas Brolin a bit on the heavier side towards the end of his career?