[Lucky McLuckerson]

Brentford 1:0 Man Utd - Dasilva (10')

Brentford 2:0 Man Utd - Jensen (18')

Brentford 3:0 Man Utd - Mee (30')

Brentford 4:0 Man Utd - Mbeumo (35')

 

[Mike Smalling]

 

[Eurotrash]

Room for improvement.

 

[gregwar]

Enjoyed that.

 

[Mr Pigeon]

For years our rivals have built skyscrapers and we've just been concealing cracks with lead paint on a crumbling palace where we've also stuffed the old foundations with plastic bags filled with cat shit. Yes I wrote this instead of watching the last few minutes so it's overly dramatic but still ffs.

Under Sir Alex, when we lost a previous game, I felt confident that we'd win the next one. The opposition were in trouble because the players wanted to WIN. They hated losing. So we'd go out and keep playing until the job was done. Everyone went on about Fergie Time and our late equalisers/winners but the reality was that United were just too damn stubborn to know when they had lost.

This current team, though? Five minutes into the game and things don't go perfectly? Their heads drop like fecking stones. They accept defeat because they're fecking useless. Brentford didn't even play much in that second half and we still did nothing. It was bad enough when City did it last season...

Every player needs to feck off. And the board and owners who have allowed our team to get to this point over the years and let it keep happening need to feck off as well. None of you cnuts are United. I don't even know what it means but, whatever, eat a bunch of spoons.

Biggest club in the world?! We've fallen so far behind our rivals because the club has accepted "below average" as the standard for ten years. From background staff to players we've been coasting, letting players build their "brand" and useless, clueless executives leeching a wage from the club for barely doing the minimum in their job descriptions, whilst other teams just breeze past us because they have experts in the right senior positions - which should be the real bare minimum requirement for the actual people put into those jobs.

And Liverpool are up next? feck me. Even when Liverpool were shite they were still proud of the shirt, their history, their retired legends. These fecks won't even bother. They'll just feel sorry for themselves, tell the press that it's not good enough and they must try harder, and buckle under the Scousers as soon as Salah pounces on the first misplaced pass. FFS, WE used to be their yearly Cup Final - that's how important it was for them to try and beat us, because they actually had pride. There's feck all chance of us having the same response now that the tables have turned.

Because these clowns are not Manchester United, they're Bruno8 (and whatever brand names the other players have) who just happen to play for United. If they actually gave a shit about the club they wouldn't buckle like this all of the time. feck the players. feck Murtough. feck the Glazers. feck all of them.

Bottom of the table. Exactly where this shower of shite belong.

 

[Kopral Jono]

Fold the club.

 

[Twisted Nerve]

Lower than a snake's ballbag.

 

[MyDevil]

MoTM : De Gea

 

[Godfather]

Great performance really enjoyed that

 

[daveskimufc]

Pitch was dry weren't it?

 

[sebsheep]

Well at least they're being paid around 25% less to be this bad this season.

 

[rpitchfo]

After a billion pound assembling this squad. ETH most important job is now to show them how to stop losing football matches. Will get worse before it gets better.

 

[Superunknown]

That first half performance was brutal. We never, ever recovered after the first goal. Just an all-round horrific performance that can't be excused.

Sick of these tw*ts.

 

[SuperiorXI]

 

[OverratedOpinion]

Great stuff getting a draw in the second half.

 

[Plant0x84]

Last season Frank said they destroyed us in the first half after we beat them. Today quite simply, they did.

 

[Ace_Ventura]

A guy who was a manager last season scored against us today, tells you all. I think I am done expecting anything from United.

 

[BootsyCollins]

Someone page me when the players starts to care, then i will to. Untill then…….

 

[HookedOnAPhelan]

I fecking hate them. Almost every single one of them.

If Ten Hag plays the same cnuts next game I will give up on him.

 

[Turnip]

Gotta hand it to Brentford to be fair, played some cracking football at times and nullified us in every imaginable way (whether that is difficult or not).

 

[calodo2003]

I’m tired, Eric.

 

[Roger777]

Always rely on these cnuts to ruin the weekend

 

[Big Ben Foster]

Of all the games we've ever played, that was certainly one of them.

 

[BarstoolProphet]

Utterly heartbroken. Open heart surgery needed. DdG, Dalot, Shaw, Maguire, Lindelof, McTominay, Fred, Rashford, Bruno, Martial Ronaldo GET THE FCK OUT!

 

[RedRonaldo]

Rangnick > ETH

 

[pascell]

The only positive was knowing the full time whistle would be blown at some point.

 

[Leg-End]

For years our rivals have built skyscrapers and we've just been concealing cracks with lead paint on a crumbling palace where we've also stuffed the old foundations with plastic bags filled with cat shit. Yes I wrote this instead of watching the last few minutes so it's overly dramatic but still ffs.

Under Sir Alex, when we lost a previous game, I felt confident that we'd win the next one. The opposition were in trouble because the players wanted to WIN. They hated losing. So we'd go out and keep playing until the job was done. Everyone went on about Fergie Time and our late equalisers/winners but the reality was that United were just too damn stubborn to know when they had lost.

This current team, though? Five minutes into the game and things don't go perfectly? Their heads drop like fecking stones. They accept defeat because they're fecking useless. Brentford didn't even play much in that second half and we still did nothing. It was bad enough when City did it last season...

Every player needs to feck off. And the board and owners who have allowed our team to get to this point over the years and let it keep happening need to feck off as well. None of you cnuts are United. I don't even know what it means but, whatever, eat a bunch of spoons.

Biggest club in the world?! We've fallen so far behind our rivals because the club has accepted "below average" as the standard for ten years. From background staff to players we've been coasting, letting players build their "brand" and useless, clueless executives leeching a wage from the club for barely doing the minimum in their job descriptions, whilst other teams just breeze past us because they have experts in the right senior positions - which should be the real bare minimum requirement for the actual people put into those jobs.

And Liverpool are up next? feck me. Even when Liverpool were shite they were still proud of the shirt, their history, their retired legends. These fecks won't even bother. They'll just feel sorry for themselves, tell the press that it's not good enough and they must try harder, and buckle under the Scousers as soon as Salah pounces on the first misplaced pass. FFS, WE used to be their yearly Cup Final - that's how important it was for them to try and beat us, because they actually had pride. There's feck all chance of us having the same response now that the tables have turned.

Because these clowns are not Manchester United, they're Bruno8 (and whatever brand names the other players have) who just happen to play for United. If they actually gave a shit about the club they wouldn't buckle like this all of the time. feck the players. feck Murtough. feck the Glazers. feck all of them.

Bottom of the table. Exactly where this shower of shite belong.

Amen.

 

[Slevs]

Good result. Nice of Brentford to stop playing after half time or else it would have been easily 7 or 8.

Hopefully we get some points in September.

 

[jasT1981]

We played better in the 2nd half
We started too slow
Regroup and go again
Not good enough


Get your MUFC post match bingo card right here!!

 

[FireballXL5]

Worst performance I can ever remember. They all need replacing. Grow a paiir Erik.

 

[cj_sparky]

Shocker.

Some serious scummy wasters in our squad.

Well done Brentford.

 

[TheNewEra]

De gea is an issue but... the whole team, back the manager and do what needs to be done

 

[mu4c_20le]

Operation Glazers Out according to plan

 

[Mystry]

Can we at least drop some of the worse performing players next game?

 

[Livewire1974]

Brilliant result, means the Glazers are finally done.

Maguire should never play for this club again.

 

[forevrared]

Varane and Malacia did enough to keep their places next week. The rest were an absolute shit show and there’s no hope.

 

[BeforeKeanetherewasRobson]

The worst United team (considering all aspects of a football team) that I've ever seen, 40+ years. Shite.

Tell them they're all in tomorrow, 9am and go through the entire game bit by bit, with lots of screaming involved.

Then a training session.

Sell Shaw, Maguire, Rashford, McT. Pay anything for FDJ, get another MFer and forward, play Garnacho and Garner.

 

[Irrational.]

Freak result.

3 completely avoidable goals, and then our heads are gonna completely for the fourth.

DDG needs binning off. As does Maguire.

Lisandro Martinez looks like a waste of money- but then again so did a certain Serbian CB at the start of his career.

 

[RedPed]

At least Ole would have fronted up to the away fans. Shame on you ten Hag!

 

[KirkDuyt]

Only one who looked like he gave a feck was Malacia. Might just be my bias though.

Stop trying to play from the back Erik. Or just come back ashore now.