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Manchester United 1:1 Everton

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Tue, 04 April 2017

Lucky McLuckerson

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Manchester United 0-1 Everton - Jagielka (22')

Manchester United 1-1 Everton - Ibrahimovic (90+3')
 
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sunama

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We should've won that game (disallowed, on-side goal).
 

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Two more points dropped despite the last minute rescue, not fecking good enough lads, top four all but over.
 

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On goes the most underwhelming undefeated streak in football
 

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Our miraculous inability to put the ball in the net is matched only by our ability to not lose games of football.
 

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Dunno what to say

I'm incredibly relieved they didn't lose. Didn't cheer, or pleased but a lot of relief

The shitty unbeaten streak we have going is about the only thing we have going for us right now
 

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My stream went all the time but even before the penalty I was wondering why the hell is Shaw not our left back?
 

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Everton very lucky here. Didn't play football, scored a fluke goal, didn't create anything and escaped a lot of cards.
 

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Sham-fecking-bolic. Pure piss.
 

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That fecking Demon Headmaster linesman.
 

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We were so much better then them, am nit even frustrated because you can see with a few quality additions we'd be a very good team.
 

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Pleased we stay unbeaten. Despairing at how little we score at home.
 

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Fellaini adds nothing. How he stayed on is beyond me.

We play really shite, predictable football. Dreadful.
 

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Not good enough. Not helped by the refs but it is about time we start winning home games at canter.
 

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Of course the two scrotes Jagielka and Willaims turned into peak Baresi and Cannavaro against us. Likewise the toad Idrjizza Gay Ghana suddenly decided to channel his inner Makalele.

So feking annoyesd of seeing this game raisnsing twats at OT.

I am off to drink more...feck this.
 

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I'm happy that Everton got fecked in the end. They seem to be a bunch of cnuts. Otherwise the whole thing was a bit shit.

"We were unlucky." "The refs were shit." "How many times have we hit the post?" "We just needed to finish our chances." "Their keeper had a worldie." "It was one of those days."

I just don't care anymore.
 
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One of the worst unbeaten runs in recent times? How many of them have been draws? Reinforces the fact we're not getting top four.

Put every single fecking egg into the Europa League basket. Anyone whose not is beyond delusional if they think we can catch one of City/Spurs/Liverpool.
 

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Disgraceful!

Lingard is a horrible footballer. I cannot count the number of times he was set-up for a 1-2 ball at the edge of the box today and he decided to turn the other direction.
 

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Our official soundtrack should be Yakety Sax.

If you watch the matches with that song playing in the background it becomes hysterical.
 
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We miss so many EASY chances. Ibra could've had a hat-trick today.

Really pathetic.
 

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Honestly thought we played ok today, weird formations and positions aside. Everton got a fluke goal and we had one wrongly disallowed. Should obviously score on the chances we create, but if it wasn't for previous games being utter fecking dire I think a lot of people would view today's game a lot differently.
 

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Score Predictions

356,53,137
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  • 22% Man Utd 2:1 Everton
  • 16% Man Utd 1:0 Everton
  • 14% Man Utd 2:0 Everton
  • 13% Man Utd 1:1 Everton
  • 11% Man Utd 0:0 Everton
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  • 2% Man Utd 0:2 Everton
  • 1% Man Utd 4:0 Everton
  • 1% Man Utd 2:2 Everton
  • 1% Man Utd 3:2 Everton
  • 1% Man Utd 0:3 Everton
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  • 1% Man Utd 0:5 Everton
  • 0% Man Utd 0:4 Everton
  • 0% Man Utd 4:1 Everton
  • 0% Man Utd 4:2 Everton
  • 0% Man Utd 4:3 Everton
  • 0% Man Utd 1:5 Everton
  • 0% Man Utd 3:3 Everton
  • 0% Man Utd 5:4 Everton
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Match Stats

  1. Man Utd
  2. Everton
Possession
62% 38%
Shots
18 11
Shots on Target
3 4
Corners
6 5
Fouls
10 18

Referee

Neil Swarbrick