[Lucky McLuckerson]

Man City 1:0 Man Utd - Foden (8')

Man City 2:0 Man Utd - Haaland (34')

Man City 3:0 Man Utd - Haaland (37')

Man City 4:0 Man Utd - Foden (44')

Man City 4:1 Man Utd - Antony(56')

Man City 5:1 Man Utd - Haaland (64')

Man City 6:1 Man Utd - Foden (72')

Man City 6:2 Man Utd - Martial (84')

Man City 6:3 Man Utd - Martial (90' pen)

 

[mu4c_20le]

We lost the game but the City collapse at the end was hilarious made a shit day slightly better

 

[Livewire1974]

Pure shite. We need a midfield general ASAP.

 

[Raoul]

Congrats to the lads for winning the 2nd half

 

[The Mitcher]

We lost the game but the City collapse at the end was hilarious made a shit day slightly better

Won 3-2 in the second half.

 

[My only Eric]

We need quality midfielders

 

[King Eric 7]

Martial FC won today at least.

 

[JuriM]

Ok that was a freaky game.

 

[SirAnderson]

We won 3-2. Get in.

 

[Suv666]

If we had 20 minutes more….
We’re crap though

 

[OldSchoolManc]

Financial doping cheating cnuts

 

[golden_blunder]

We’d have a much better midfield without Bruno imo

 

[MiceOnMeth]

Martial 2 Nunez 1

 

[ForeverRed1]

We lost the game but the City collapse at the end was hilarious made a shit day slightly better

Why? They put kids on and completely eased up. It’s embaressing.

 

[HookedOnAPhelan]

Worst first half I've ever seen. Not exaggerrating. I really hoped we were done with these types of shite performances with no guts, no intensity, no quality and no fecking fight. Hang your heads in shame.

 

[horsechoker]

Was this just the same we've played at the Etihad for years except they've added Haaland?

 

[Drainy]

Its another of those games where you come away thinking no part of the side is good enough.

Early days under the new manager though.

 

[Red Rash]

Considering where we were at half time at least our GD didn't get decimated....

Other than that it was a pretty horrendous game for us and we were lucky it wasn't worse. Only small positives were that Martial got a couple of goals and Antony's world class strike.

 

[space]

I still have total faith in ETH

 

[WhoAreYou?]

Congrats to the lads for winning the 2nd half

After Pep put 4 b-players on the pitch? Amazing!

 

[Djemba-Djemba]

Terrible performance, and it's probably a sign of how far we've fallen but the fact it was "only" 6-3 at the end made me a bit relieved.

Which is mental, but there we go.

 

[Rozay]

Tactics wrong in hindsight, way too open first half.

 

[KiD MoYeS]

Thought we were going to lose 8-1 so I'll take 6-3.

Hopefully back to winning ways next week. City will win the lot but I'm apathetic to them.

 

[TsuWave]

Fondled

 

[Betson]

How can we spend so much and still be so far behind in terms of quality , they look a different league to us.

 

[lilcurt]

I back Ten Hag but that's twice we have been smacked about and we should atleast have effort and endeavour week in, week out.

He doesn't fancy Casimero does he!?

 

[drake_knight]

error in defense and good strike from city in first half, second half at least we still try to get something

 

[ExoduS]

Can we look at this as we lost 2 to 1? Please say yes.

 

[Salus Populi Suprema Lex]

6-3 flatters us. Just horrific from the players and the manager. We need to recover somehow, because that's a damaging defeat; they were laughing at us. Two players getting hat-tricks is shameful. Haaland is something else.

I'm having a beer and will try to think about other things.

 

[thegregster]

Sancho and Rashford need to be binned permanently.

When Martial shows more fight than them it says a lot.

 

[Shane88]

This is the Queen's fault.

Only half joking.

 

[Drawfull]

Shitshow first half, slightly flattering second. A month off didn't help, but even so we were rabbits in headlights from the off.

 

[amolbhatia50k]

We’d have a much better midfield without Bruno imo

He's not really a midfielder. Eriksen and Mctominay in a two will not take us very far as a possesion based team.

 

[SuperiorXI]

Was this just the same we've played at the Etihad for years except they've added Haaland?

Ye

 

[dannyrhinos89]

I’ll take it tbh only a -3 goal difference.

 

[BorisManUtd]

6-3 great result after being 4-0 and 6-1 down. Not as big embarassment as it could have been and we won the 2nd half

 

[Solius]

Said it before but it’s like playing an online game against a hacker. They’re just running around invincible and patting themselves on the back for it. What are you meant to do?

 

[Kopral Jono]

Flattering result for us in the end. If City needed to score ten they easily would have.

 

[GazTheLegend]

Shite result really but the United players kept going to their absolute credit, and goal difference could be important at the end of the season. I don't want to say "I'll take that" but at 42 minutes it did look REALLY grim.

 

[Heinzesight]

Half the goals were avoidable with basic football. They all shat themselves from the off.

Needed changes in the middle after their second.

Be nice if Rashford made a few challenges next time. Criminal that.

We just love humiliating ourselves in these big games don’t we. Even at our greatest we didn’t regularly dish out dominating performances or hammerings like this against City and Liverpool.

Two hattricks against us is unforgivable. No doubt City will come up with some cringeworthy PR for two of the ugliest cnuts to grace the game to share the match ball.

Antony best goal of the match.

Mad we won the second half but they’d completely changed their team. It does feel a little easier to take with them showing a glimmer of spirit to score three.