[Lucky McLuckerson]

Southampton red-card in second minute

Man Utd 1:0 Southampton - Wan-Bissaka (18')

Man Utd 2:0 Southampton - Rashford (25')

Man Utd 3:0 Southampton - Bednarek (34' og)

Man Utd 4:0 Southampton - Cavani (39')

Man Utd 5:0 Southampton - Martial (60')

Man Utd 6:0 Southampton - McTominay (71')

Man Utd 7:0 Southampton - Bruno (87' pen)

Man Utd 8:0 Southampton - Martial (90')

Man Utd 9:0 Southampton - James (90' + 3)

 

[Suvvernmanc]

Ridiculous stuff

 

[VidaRed]

shit performance

 

[charlenefan]

Well you don't see that very often

 

[JinnerJamie]

Only thing this missed was a Greenwood goal.

 

[Massive Spanner]

Stop it, stop it, he's already dead!

 

[Handré1990]

Daaaaayum!

 

[Heinzesight]

That’s the way you play against ten men. Awesome. Ruthless.

 

[mu4c_20le]

That was decent

 

[El Zoido]

We’d have scored ten if they’d played the correct amount of added time instead of 3 minutes.

 

[diarm]

9-0 and I've come away feeling a bit flat. VAR and refereeing in this league is a shambles.

 

[SirAnderson]

OLE OUT!!!

 

[Silas]

Good luck to Jankewitz in the dressing room

 

[BFernandes]

Disappointed we didnt get a 10th tbh.

 

[U.N.C.L.E]

So Martial can score but it’s gotta be against 9 men....

 

[RedTiger]

Terrible. Should have had double digits

 

[Dante]

"We're boring"

 

[Crashoutcassius]

Remember the fans said we were rubbish the other day

Look smart now

We have some great attacking ability. Not perfect but the best it has been in years and years, and can improve

 

[Ronaldo's ego]

Satisfactory.

 

[United58]

Ole out

 

[No Love]

Can’t believe I’m about to say this about Saints again, but...

I’d 9-0 be a Saints fan right now.

 

[KirkDuyt]

Soton clearly robbed tonight, shoulda been 8-1

 

[Borys]

Wow, 9-0. Exactly as I predicted.

 

[dove]

Well, that was fun

 

[SirAnderson]

So Martial can score but it’s gotta be against 9 men....

And needs to dive at least once.

 

[PoTMS]

Only 9 (NINE)? FFS.

 

[Siorac]

It was OK.

 

[NinjaFletch]

Did we even play well? What just happened?

 

[ExoduS]

Southampton Nines

 

[Santos J]

fecking hell

 

[Red-Man-Walking]

Sell VdB he didn't score

 

[Judge Red]

You can’t read a lot into the game but well done to everyone for making the most of it.

 

[Woodzy]

Would have been double figures with a proper amount of injury time.

 

[The Man Himself]

Ole out!

 

[cosimas]

I feel sorry for Southampton, the referee and VAR were shit. We were not. Onwards!

 

[Red Shorts]

Sloppy

 

[el3mel]

This was hilarious fun watch. So enjoyable. Honestly don't know what to say.

10 to every player involved in this hilarious goals gallery.

Good night Southampton.

 

[mu4c_20le]

SACK OLE SELL MARTIAL

 

[King Eric 7]

Very useful night for our goal difference. Can't believe we have actually won 9-0!

 

[Flying_Heckfish]

3 mins? Joke. That cost us history!