Premier League Gameweek 31+32

[Samid]

Saturday 2 April
12:30 Liverpool v Watford
Brighton v Norwich
Burnley v Man City
Chelsea v Brentford
Leeds v Southampton
Wolves v Aston Villa
17:30 Man Utd v Leicester

Sunday 3 April
14:00 West Ham v Everton
16:30 Spurs v Newcastle

Monday 4 April
20:00 Crystal Palace v Arsenal

Wednesday 6 April
19:30 Burnley v Everton

Friday 8 April
20:00 Newcastle v Wolves

Saturday 9 April
12:30 Everton v Man Utd
Arsenal v Brighton
Southampton v Chelsea
Watford v Leeds
17:30 Aston Villa v Spurs

Sunday 10 April
14:00 Brentford v West Ham
14:00 Leicester v Crystal Palace
14:00 Norwich v Burnley
16:30 Man City v Liverpool

 

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[Semper Fudge]

New record score incoming.

 

[Ayoba]

What do we think, 6-0 liverpool?

Jota x 2, salah hatrick, Firmino

 

[Statue of Limitations]

Everyone will be a bit rusty, might be a 1-1 here.

 

[klsv]

cnuts been singing YAWN for decades, yet the commentators go silent every time they do. Ahh, yes let's shut up and enjoy this amazing song sang by these amazing fans, mmm.

 

[MayosNoun]

What are Curtis Jones’ strengths? What is it he is supposed to be good at?

 

[Ayoba]

What are Curtis Jones’ strengths? What is it he is supposed to be good at?

I like his mullet.

 

[GlasgowCeltic]

Would assume a third cm to start with Fabinho and Thiago will be the move this summer

 

[Judas]

How boringly typical was that, Watford waste a great chance, Liverpool go down the other end and score. Impressively predictable.

 

[United Hobbit]

Fecking Jota, again.

 

[MayosNoun]

Watford should have scored then Liverpool go up the park and score.

 

[MUFC OK]

This luck genuinely isn’t going to end for them is it?

watford miss a sitter then up the other end and score.

 

[Tottenhamguy]

Foster in no mans land.

 

[DavidDeSchmikes]

Watford score that against any other Premier League team

 

[MUFC OK]

This has happened every time I’ve watched them.

 

[Sylar]

How boringly typical was that, Watford waste a great chance, Liverpool go down the other end and score. Impressively predictable.

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Allison makes a good save and teams turn off after missing a big chance against them

 

[cyberman]

That’s Liverpool every fecking game. I’m begging someone to score an easy chance against them

 

[Guy Incognito]

Watford should have scored then Liverpool go up the park and score.

Deja vu that.

 

[dwd]

That’s Liverpool every fecking game. I’m begging someone to score an easy chance against them

It really is quite bizarre, I just cannot explain it. Lucky twats.

 

[MUFC OK]

It really is quite bizarre, I just cannot explain it. Lucky twats.

Name on all the trophies.

 

[Billy Bullcrap]

Rashford really should be watching the work rate of Firmino. Rashford is faster and more skilled but contributes significantly less.

 

[TheScriptwriter]

People are calling it luck on Liverpool, but that is the difference in having a world class gk and forwards who can actually score.

 

[MUFC OK]

People are calling it luck on Liverpool, but that is the difference in having a world class gk and forwards who can actually score.

That shot was straight at him. You can’t have watched them much this season to make that statement, virtually none of them are great saves.

 

[Longshanks]

Watford score that against any other Premier League team

They would score it against us because De Gea would be playing statues on the line allowing the Watford player time to pick his spot or pick a pass, full credit to Allison brilliant goalkeeping. Comes out closes the angle and makes the Watford player rush it.

 

[MayosNoun]

Is Dennis injured or is he just too forward thinking for Roy?

 

[Oranges038]

Jota with another header. He's brilliant in the air for such a small guy.

 

[MayosNoun]

Curtis Jones is hilariously poor. Continuously struggles with simple passes.

 

[The Firestarter]

What a surprise, team misses a sitter and in the following attack the cnuts score.

 

[Hoof the ball]

That deflection right to Jota for the chance is classic Liverpool. Against no other team would that ping ball to them.

 

[desertegil]

That shot was straight at him. You can’t have watched them much this season to make that statement, virtually none of them are great saves.

This is simply not true if by "great saves" we mean "preventing goals against".

Alisson's sweeping wins/saves Liverpool several points every season.

 

[cyberman]

They would score it against us because De Gea would be playing statues on the line allowing the Watford player time to pick his spot or pick a pass, full credit to Allison brilliant goalkeeping. Comes out closes the angle and makes the Watford player rush it.

Balls. I have never seen a top team get constantly cut open only for the opposition to miss chance after chance against them. Not Us, City, Chelsea etc. most of the time Allison doesn’t even have to make a save because the miss is so bad

 

[RacingClub]

They would score it against us because De Gea would be playing statues on the line allowing the Watford player time to pick his spot or pick a pass, full credit to Allison brilliant goalkeeping. Comes out closes the angle and makes the Watford player rush it.

Exactly.

Calling "Luck" on the good coaching of world class players is hilarious.

Unless it's how lucky they are to put all these coaches in place that allow them to coach the world class players they scout and buy.

 

[MUFC OK]

This is simply not true if by "great saves" we mean "preventing goals against".

Alisson's sweeping wins/saves Liverpool several points every season.

I’m referring to the chances missed against them, should be converted whether the keeper comes off his line or not.

 

[Vaultech]

It really is quite bizarre, I just cannot explain it. Lucky twats.

Not really. United was like this as well in Fergie's last few years.

Just read opposition forums and you see their fans saying something similar to what Caf is saying now.

 

[MayosNoun]

Klopp is an incredible coach. How he has Liverpool challenging with dross like Henderson and Jones playing in midfield is beyond belief.

Watford with their entire 11 within 35 yards of their own goal for the last few minutes there. Typical Roy.

 

[GaryLifo]

Professional footballer in being unable to score a high percentage chance against Liverpool shocker

 

[Longshanks]

Balls. I have never seen a top team get constantly cut open only for the opposition to miss chance after chance against them. Not Us, City, Chelsea etc. most of the time Allison doesn’t even have to make a save because the miss is so bad

Oh yeah definitely on plenty of other occasions, but on this occasion il credit Allison with good goalkeeping.

 

[Statue of Limitations]

I'm not watching that lot today, but it might be a mentality thing.

Teams used to be beat before they set on the pitch at Old Trafford quite often.

Pool might be reaping some of that, who knows.

 

[desertegil]

I’m referring to the chances missed against them, should be converted whether the keeper comes off his line or not.

I think this is also almost certainly not true.

2 out of 3 "big chances" are missed. We (spectators) tend to notice the misses more often when we have a clear bias, ie. when it's a game involving either a team we support or a team we hate.