Raphael Varane | Signed for United!

[I Am Zlatan]

Some on here are so mentally scarred from the past they can't even allow themselves to enjoy a very muppety muppet signing. Sad really.

Me. This one would hurt a lot.

 

[Rolaholic]

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Tomorrow then

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It was reported that he'd be back from holiday on Wednesday last week

 

[Jeppers7]

Do you think that Alaba has won more than Varane? I don't, hence why Varane likely has a problem with being paid less. Sure he has a lot of Bundesliga titles but that's not hard to do at Bayern.

I doubt that Bruno or Maguire would disagree that a player who has won a world cup, three La Liga titles and four Champions Leagues might command a higher salary than they do.

Indeed, one could probably distill all of this down to CL titles won.

Yeah I don’t see an argument really. They need to get winning trophies and the dollar will follow.

 

[Judas]

He's going in to clear out his locker and kiss his teammates goodbye.

 

[USREDEVIL]

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Lucas's moon status has been revoked. His gravity was insufficient to clear his orbit.

 

[charlenefan]

I'll never love again if this doesn't happen

 

[BluesJr]

I'll never love again if this doesn't happen

It’s much more fun to jump right in to every single saga, regardless of how it turns out. Sure it sucks when it doesn’t go our way but it does more often than not and there’s always the next one anyway.

 

[pratyush_utd]

Skysports is reporting as Varane is already done

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[ti vu]

Skysports is reporting as Varane is already done

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Hopefully he doesn't pick/ given #4. That number is cursed with injury. Varane used to be injury prone few seasons back.

 

[hungrywing]

It’s much more fun to jump right in to every single saga, regardless of how it turns out. Sure it sucks when it doesn’t go our way but it does more often than not and there’s always the next one anyway.

That's pretty insensitive considering that's how charlenefan got six of his eight STIs.

 

[Brophs]

Skysports is reporting as Varane is already done

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Huge breasts, apparently.

 

[BluesJr]

That's pretty insensitive considering that's how charlenefan got six of his eight STIs.

Better to regret what you’ve done than what you haven’t imo.

 

[Compton22]

Skysports is reporting as Varane is already done

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As far as I am aware, Sky are a crescent moon at best

 

[GJNJ]

Huge breasts, apparently.

Bringing Rooney back?

 

[hungrywing]

Better to regret what you’ve done than what you haven’t imo.

That's the tertiary syphillis talking, pulling at your neurons like a puppetmaster, encouraging promiscuity so it can be passed onto other hosts.

 

[glazed]

It can be about money and desire to try something new at the same time. We all move in our job if we can earn more somewhere else

Oh it's not a criticism. I was just saying the muppetry has floated quite a long way from the core issue.

 

[tenpoless]

Huge breasts, apparently.

Anderson

 

[DON’T PANIC ™]

I’m a sceptic to the end. Still expecting him to sign a new contract at Madrid.

 

[BluesJr]

I’m a sceptic to the end. Still expecting him to sign a new contract at Madrid.

You don’t deserve any joy if he signs.

 

[WPMUFC]

I still think this is done dealio. However, I really want the tier 3/4 and unknowns to feck off. We need the club mouth pieces to start reporting this one.

 

[tenpoless]

How many moons have we waited for this
Now tis about time
Werewolf tier level as our guidance

 

[Glorio]

Beta energy. Hate it. You’ve got to be 100% invested in every link, or else what’s the point? The muppet train is 24/7, 365.

 

[Glorio]

Skysports is reporting as Varane is already done

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Sexist Ole strikes again - someone give this guy a cold shower. Disgraceful!

 

[pascell]

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Areola, another keeper Ole? Cmon 5 is enough

 

[crossy1686]

You are an absolute Utd legend. One of the main reasons I got into soccer and Utd.

I also think crossy1686 is a legend and credit him for my getting into soccer and United.

I didn't realise @crossy1686 was so influential amongst our fan base. Kudos

You are my hero @crossy1686. Safe to say I would not be here to this day if it weren’t for you. I owe my support for our beautiful football club to you and only you.

Wondered why my mentions were blowing up today. Cheers lads, reach for the stars and all that, give it a few years though before we talk about a statue.

 

[USREDEVIL]

Wondered why my mentions were blowing up today. Cheers lads, reach for the stars and all that, give it a few years though before we talk about a statue.

Thanks for everything you've done for club and country Crossy. I started skateboarding as a kid because of you.

 

[mazhar13]

This one's tailor-made for the Caf:

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And this:

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[ChaddyP]

Skysports is reporting as Varane is already done

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we havent even really finished Sancho

 

[WPMUFC]

This one's tailor-made for the Caf:

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And this:

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FULL MOON......DONE DEALIO

 

[Adam-Utd]

Lets gooooooooooooooooo

 

[Adam-Utd]

The pull of Ole Fecking Solskjaer!

 

[Judas]

Big full moon tomorrow.

 

[mu4c_20le]

Romano putting it all on the line. Imagine the backlash if it doesn't happen

 

[Trophy Room]

Can he pass the ball?

 

[WPMUFC]

We seriously need someone to make a sailor moon gif if we pull this off.

This is the moon transfer

 

[mazhar13]

Romano putting it all on the line. Imagine the backlash if it doesn't happen

José Félix Díaz is pretty confident, too, so I can see why Romano's willing to go that far.

 

[pratyush_utd]

This one's tailor-made for the Caf:

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And this:

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What is the meaning of second tweet?

 

[Rolaholic]

By all accounts, it'll be a big week fellow muppets

 

[WPMUFC]

What is the meaning of second tweet?

Crunch time, Varane returning from holiday. Would be my guess.

 

[mazhar13]

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Translation (via Fjortoft, originally by Petter Veland):

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Basically, Varane to United is very likely, either this summer or as a free agent next summer.