3/10.
And I'm being generous.
Cavani: Are you having a fecking laugh? He hasn't played for 7 fecking months, doesn't fit our team's strengths, and frankly, in his last season if he wasn't able to score in the farmers league with Mbappe and Neymar feeding him, what chance has he got it with the dross we have surrounding him?
Telles: This one is not bad, I suppose, but the jury is definitely out on him. Defensively woeful, but decent going forward, I guess. With Ole seemingly refusing to shift from 4231, and our defence being a steaming pile of shit of late, he could end up being somewhat of a liability.
Van De Beek: Interesting one, this one. Obviously not a bad bit of business, but, again, we need to be buying first team players and shifting the shite in our first team to the bench as our squad players; instead of buying players as back-ups to them.
The two youth team players: Our first team is shit. Why are we blowing some of our transfer funds that could be used to reinforce our first team, (that so desperately needs it), on a couple of unproven kids?
I hate to be so pessimistic, as I am typically full of optimism every year, but I'm fecking fuming at our club. 42 years I've been supporting United, and this is the worst I've felt in regards to our lack of ambition and seeming acceptance of mediocrity. Seems to me that our board saw us finish 3rd last year, (a massive overachievement), and thought to themselves: "Nice one, this team got us the champions league, that'll do us," and thought that we could simply do it again with what we had. feck winning the League again or the Champions League - that's not our ambition anymore, as the investment required is more than the clubs winning to spend. We all need to temper our expectations and not blame Ole here, as the card's he has been dealt are fecking atrocious.