RAWK Goes Into Lockdown 25/26 Shieldless Edition - £500m down the drain, the champions have dropped points again!

The clue is that every one of the Scouse comments followed the exact same format.
 
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Getting Slippy in, as they’re slipping down the table, sounds right on par
 
That and not speaking like a human being would.
John Connor won't need dogs to tell the difference.

But scousers don't talk like humans in actual life so that particular variable can be harder to spot.
 
They are overwhelmingly Slot out already. Far less patient than our fanbase is.
 
Speaking of blasts from the past.... I found this iconic piece of RAWK literature which was posted back in 2008. It's someone's fantasy about how Liverpool won the treble in 2009. Enjoy!

What the feck is even that?!

I have never seen that before, but it's a gem! :lol:
 
What the feck is even that?!

I have never seen that before, but it's a gem! :lol:
Ferdinand lumped the ball away and it landed at the feet of Salif Diao. Diao, on the back of one of the worst ever seasons a professional footballer has had, was booed instantly. But, rather than buckle, he suddenly grew in stature, as if the spirit of Shankly had gone through him. He sidestepped Rooney, nutmegged Giggs, played a one-two with erm, somebody else at Stoke, and all of a sudden was facing Ferdinand one on one. Ferdinand lunged in for a tackle, but Salif was away. He slotted the ball, under Van De Saar, and...and....YEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS! The whole of Liverpool erupted.

:lol: :lol: :lol: Salif Diao
 
Ferdinand lumped the ball away and it landed at the feet of Salif Diao. Diao, on the back of one of the worst ever seasons a professional footballer has had, was booed instantly. But, rather than buckle, he suddenly grew in stature, as if the spirit of Shankly had gone through him. He sidestepped Rooney, nutmegged Giggs, played a one-two with erm, somebody else at Stoke, and all of a sudden was facing Ferdinand one on one. Ferdinand lunged in for a tackle, but Salif was away. He slotted the ball, under Van De Saar, and...and....YEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS! The whole of Liverpool erupted.

:lol: :lol: :lol: Salif Diao
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After a tough weekend watch this is just the midweek uplift I needed.
 
10 goals in 3 games. 3 games in a row losing by 3 goals. Love it.
 
We need a scouse equivalent of Gary Neville to gaslight and guilt their fanbase into thinking theyre toxic and mean for wanting a manager sacked like the Solskjaer days
 
after the sh1tshow on Monday night, I’m struggling to find any joy from this which is a real low point and a huge surprise!
 
I don’t think he’s a good manager. It wasn’t his team last year and fair play for him to winning the league in a year when both the other teams expected to win shit the bed. Its his team this year and they suck. Even when they were winning games early in the year, they were lucky to get those wins. This is going to sound like a lazy comparison for obvious reasons but he reminds me so much of ETH at United.