RAWK Goes Into Lockdown 25/26 Shieldless Edition - £500m down the drain, the champions have dropped points again!

[horsechoker]

He’s been to Anfield once
Once !
Once !
Once !
Once Arne
Once Mo
Once Virgil
Once

I bet he doesnt even know what a scouse kebab is

 

[Fortitude]

He’s been to Anfield once
Once !
Once !
Once !
Once Arne
Once Mo
Once Virgil
Once

Yeah exactly. Very curated and refined. Looks like he’s studied the best(worst) of ArseTV and created this character.

 

[findBenji]

Has anyone else had their droney "Arne Slot na na na na na" chant (the old "Jurg-en Klopp" one that Klopp passed down to Arne when he left by singing it at the stadium) stuck in their head throughout this miserable run?

 

[padr81]

This guy comes across as a fraud phoning it in, mining traffic with bogus posturing.

Liverpool’s demise will be doing wonders for his bank account, especially with this stuff going viral.

Probably supports Spurs.

I'd love to put him in a room with Van Dijk and Konate and play his clips.

 

[DarkLord1984]

Has anyone else had their droney "Arne Slot na na na na na" chant (the old "Jurg-en Klopp" one that Klopp passed down to Arne when he left by singing it at the stadium) stuck in their head throughout this miserable run?

I've had that stupid 'he won us number 20, and his name is Arne Slot' song with all of those muppets shuffling to the left and the right stuck in my head endlessly.

 

[reelworld]

Van Dijk and Konate are doing their best Lindelof impressions.
I don't know what's going on van Dijk mind there smashing the ball like that with his hands in the box
Konate missing that simple interception? I swear I've seen Lindelof does that every 2 games for us.
Kerkez got done by a simple diagonal run was hilarious. He probably didn't anticipate van Dijk completely missed the first interception though

 

[Pscholes18]

Just saw the highlights.

 

[Pscholes18]

 

[Ahmer Baig]

So am I!

Is VVD thread open? Are they not blaming VVD?

 

[Irrational.]

Where’s that Arne Slot song with the pensioners?

 

[whitbyviking]

Class

 

[SuperiorXI]

To the left!​

 

[Steve Bruce]

He’s been to Anfield once
Once !
Once !
Once !
Once Arne
Once Mo
Once Virgil
Once

He is doing the 7, 7, 7 fn 7 skit that went viral when liverpool where beaten by villa.

 

[AdamColeBebe]

Small club

 

[The Brown Bull]

One thing Fester knows are clowns.Heh heh.

 

[The Brown Bull]

To the left!​

Nah,
To the bottom!!!

 

[Fr. Todd Unctious]

He’s been to Anfield once
Once !
Once !
Once !
Once Arne
Once Mo
Once Virgil
Once

And it was to see Harry's winner!

 

[Devil81]

From reddit post match thread. Trying a bit too hard imo

That has to be a piss take United fan.

If not he needs to get life.

 

[Mike Smalling]

Spoiler

 

[Salt Bailly]

Looks like another cull of the forum won't be necessary after all.

 

[Vidooq]

He is livid.

 

[DarkLord1984]

From reddit post match thread. Trying a bit too hard imo

 

[Oranges038]

From reddit post match thread. Trying a bit too hard imo

They really are a strange bunch.

 

[ShinjiNinja26]

One thing Fester knows are clowns.Heh heh.

Takes one to know one.

 

[horsechoker]

Takes one to know one.

So if I know a GOAT does that make me one?

 

[TheMagicFoolBus]

So if I know a GOAT does that make me one?

Know biblically?

 

[Attila]

From reddit post match thread. Trying a bit too hard imo

Thats chatgpt

 

[Hoof the ball]

Know biblically?

Picked up on this immediately as a seminarian.

 

[golden_blunder]

Too much shite, not enough scouse commentary

 

[Wilt]

Not RAWK but RAWKish

 

[golden_blunder]

I’ll unlock it when someone has got some comments for it

 

[Who's Kissing Cameras?]

Another game, no win…

Liverpool 0-1 Sunderland: 3/12/2025, 8.15pm​

That's the game. No way we're scoring. Absolutely turgid stuff. Leeds will spank us at the weekend too.

I thought we were back?

Carragher is loving this

What a bad bellend

Once a blue…

Dreadful this like watching ETH Man Utd.

This is worse. They had shit players, we have quality ones.

This is honestly as bad as it's been in more than a decade. There's so, so much wrong.

I reckon I have done as much to help us win as Isak has this half.

Seen that van dijk dropping off from an attacker about to shoot too many times this season

fecking hell this is bad

Shocking from your captain that.

How shit are West Ham?

Virgil drowning out there.

 

[Who's Kissing Cameras?]

feck this ref too

Dive and con the referee….pathetic cheats.

Someone give that c*nt Ballard something to actually cry about, diving little wretch

We need a caretaker ASAP…to save any chance of top 4.

One day Isak will get in front of his centre half instead of standing and watching

Few weeks ago, we comfortably lose that.

With how Sunderland have been playing compared to us, I'll take a draw.

Just got to keep grinding it out until we can find out form.

Standards dropping…

 

[Who's Kissing Cameras?]

Post Match Thread: PL: Liverpool 1 v Sunderland 1 Talbi 67' Wirtz 81'​

Actually sick of this style of play now. Boring and for pussies. Took all the pace and fire out our game.

Pretty dire all around. I think we’ll lose to Leeds and then Slot will be sacked.

Bit hard lads from Sunderland spent the whole night on the deck.

Clowns

Mac Allister and Isak need to be bombed out the team for Jones and Ekitike indefinitely.

Quote from: Slotsreds on Today at 10:16:03 pm

Horrific performance.

After that I'd love to see anyone make a genuine argument as to why Slot should be in charge for the Leeds game.

Because he won us the league last season?

Mods, name change needed here

Slotsreds my favourite poster is back.

Just boring ponderous football yet again. This is some of the worst football Ive ever watched us play. If we dont beat Leeds on Saturday then surely hes gone.

what has happened to this team, the drop off from last season is incredible, Van Djik, Salah, McAlister just look like different players. The Salah substation was a bad one imo, he's woefully out of form and we bring him on when we desperately need a goal. He can find his form when we're one or two nil up, not in moments like this. Not sure how we get back on track this season, think we're gonna see alot more of these performances unfortunately.

We will win Saturday

We won't.

TURGID!

Seeing Slot laughing and joking at the end was a bit annoying

it’s like doing your dissertation the night before it’s due in desperation. Chaotic and disorganised.

And who replaces Slot ?

James Milner - player coach

With Robbo assistant

 

[Who's Kissing Cameras?]

Re: Virgil Van Dijk (PL winning captain)​

saboteur

We need to talk

the lazy loose pass straight into the area where we’ve been exploited all season was begging for trouble. He’s not at his best.

I’ve had a skinful of him backing off a player and daring them to shoot because he’s too aloof to do the basics. He does it all the time. fecking defend. We’re scrapping for our lives here, nobody is above doing the hard yakka. Needs a fecking roasting for it.

we've conceded quite a few key goals because of it, it's crazy. Ok for eg caicedo hit a banger but today his ass helped the ball in.

Konate playing so poorly has hidden just how atrocious he’s become in general. He set the tone for the night with a poor pass and a lethargic tackle in the opening minutes. His drop off is every bit as bad as Salahs. For the calls to sell Salah to Saudi in the summer etc this guy should be on the flight along with him. We need to move on from both of them. No issues with giving them contracts and it’s no fault of his own he just shouldn’t be starting week in week out without a break. Need a CB in Jan.

Let's face it, he's been very poor this season. Konate has been worse which is why Van Dijk's form hasn't been talked about as much.

Maybe give Chiesa a chance at CB instead?

Get Guehi in and January and have Gomez and Guehi as our first choice pairing (at least for half an hour before Joe is crocked)

Having the worst season of his LFC career so far.

Wish he would stop turning his back on shots so often.

His lazy pedestrian attitude sets the tone , no urgency to progress the ball out from the back and lack of fight is a problem when we are going through a period like this .
I thought the club learned their lesson with Henderson and Fabhino , himself and Mo’s contracts should not have been renewed unless the plan was to sell them to Saudi at the end of the season .

VVD to Saudi…

 

[M Bison]

Re: Virgil Van Dijk (PL winning captain)​

VVD to Saudi…

What a great read that all is...

 

[Who's Kissing Cameras?]

What a great read that all is...

It’s beautiful!

 

[giggs-beckham]

I was disappointed this thread was locked, even though the irony was amusing.

 

[SuperiorXI]

TO THE RIGHT

 

[Tincanalley]

This is why new transfers never excite me anymore. You never know how good they are until they play for you.

Very good point. The death of muppetry!