RAWK Goes Into Lockdown 25/26 Shieldless Edition - £500m down the drain, the champions have dropped points again!

[youngrell]

Spoiler it did count

Needed the Mick McCarthy ‘it can’ at the end.

 

[IrishRedDevil]

They haven’t come back and won a game that they were losing 2-0 in 10 years.

 

[giggs-beckham]

that weird guy in the middle with the big neck. Something new every time

 

[Cutch]

that weird guy in the middle with the big neck. Something new every time

He's the undeniable star of the show and always has been. How are you only noticing him now

 

[giggs-beckham]

Sing it forever.

My god

 

[giggs-beckham]

We mustn’t forget it’s been windy.

To be fair it has been. My van door was nearly taken off the other day.

 

[Bright_Eyes]

that weird guy in the middle with the big neck. Something new every time

The guy in a red tracksuit is watching a replay

 

[giggs-beckham]

He's the undeniable star of the show and always has been. How are you only noticing him now

Was a joke, obviously. Always good to laugh at those freaks though eh?

 

[giggs-beckham]

The guy in a red tracksuit is watching a replay

You're gonna have to be more specific (im drinking and finding my own jokes too funny)

 

[Dansk]

When Klopp arrived, most of their team was suddenly diagnosed with - and medicated for - asthma. I wonder if our dear Arne Slot hasn't kept up that crucial medical treatment. Are the poor scousers simply out of breath?

 

[Regulus Arcturus Black]

It was never the much vaunted transfer committee. It was all Klopp.

The whole club was held up by so many as the shining example of how to run a club.
Turns out that much like Dortmund before them, there was never any genius behind the scenes, was a one man show.

 

[LARulz]

Reverse JohnnoWhite

Forgot about the guy - he was supposed some guy in his 60s who was a United fan but disgusted by the clubs existence right? What happened to him?

 

[Bright_Eyes]

You're gonna have to be more specific (im drinking and finding my own jokes too funny)

Glasses guy reacts 5 seconds later like he's watching a delayed version of the match!

There's a guy above him at the top whose face doesn't move at all and I swear he's a cardboard cut out of a fan

 

[findBenji]

Glasses guy reacts 5 seconds later like he's watching a delayed version of the match!

There's a guy above him at the top whose face doesn't move at all and I swear he's a cardboard cut out of a fan

Im so confused as to what is going on behind 'cardboard cut out' fan, it looks like a headless fan wearing a red tracksuit and red and white scarf

 

[DarkLord1984]

Glasses guy reacts 5 seconds later like he's watching a delayed version of the match!

There's a guy above him at the top whose face doesn't move at all and I swear he's a cardboard cut out of a fan

How did I only just notice this he really does resemble a cardboard cut out of a fan!

 

[gromit]

I know they’re only social media fans but still funny.

“That can’t count fella” is Jimmy Liddel re-incarnated without irony. Every goal scored against Liverpool is offside or illegitimate in some way.

 

[AndySmith1990]

It's difficult to take my eyes off the bloke who looks like he's swallowed a bowling ball. He's like something you'd find in an old soviet union test lab

 

[Salt Bailly]

It's difficult to take my eyes off the bloke who looks like he's swallowed a bowling ball. He's like something you'd find in an old soviet union test lab

I'm only now noticing the guy on the far left in the middle who instantly nopes out.

 

[Irrational.]

I'm only now noticing the guy on the far left in the middle who instantly nopes out.

Something new every time.

 

[giggs-beckham]

Something new every time.

 

[Adz_99]

Sing it forever.

Imagine how fecking sweet it would be if he's still here in April and we get to sing it while hammering them.

Payback for the Ole stuff.

 

[Who's Kissing Cameras?]

I’m here! A deep dive into RAWK incoming…

 

[SuperiorXI]

I’m here! A deep dive into RAWK incoming…

You need a tagline "The RAWK Mole"

 

[BeforeKeanetherewasRobson]

I’m here! A deep dive into RAWK incoming…

Are they still moaning about being blocked (like Van Disney) despite it being his own player?

 

[Who's Kissing Cameras?]

Re: Bournemouth V Liverpool, EPL, Saturday 24th January.​

Third goal goes in… instant reaction

fecking disgrace but they deserve it

Ah you have to laugh.

It’s not funny is it lad? fecking diabolical defending

Hard to see us getting top four if Utd and Chelsea pick up.

Something has to give this is just not good enough, again.

Slot is in trouble.

Lool how isn't that a foul

PGMOL strikes again. Someone check if Fergie is in VAR tonight.

Our captain just watching as they have three shots

Absolute c*nt of goal to concede

fecking hell. How many fecking times have we been hit at the death?

Bunch of useless pussies. Embarrassing.

Haha, was obvious this was going to result in a goal from a throw in. We are the weakest team in the world mentally. legitimate mental midgets.

Yeah, get rid. Enough of this shit

Something has to give. fecking sick of Slot's suicidal tactics and paying players out of position.

Sounds familiar #BaldAndDutch

Pathetic injury time added, even though thats not the issue.

Make Klopp an offer he can't refuse

The worst fecking unbeaten run in history finally comes to an end.

Deserved loss feck off Liverpool.

 

[Who's Kissing Cameras?]

Topic: PL: Bournemouth 3 v Liverpool 2 Post Match​

That was shite, we didn’t even deserve the draw.

Tactical masterclass from Slot, take a bow sir you’ve excelled

Sick of this. fecking disgraceful

feck off, i am absolutely done with him now.

uhm...

hmm

All hail our glorious captain Ser Virgil of House Dick

Four minutes stoppage time and they took 5 minutes to take a free kick.

This league is fecking shocking.

Liverpool fans complaining about stoppage time

We are a complete and utter joke. Disgrace and we will become like Utd when we miss out on CL

Van Dijk put more effort into arguing with the ref than he did defending that throw.

Think I’m at the point where pretty serious questions have to be asked of Wirtz, capable of doing the odd brilliant thing but is largely brainless and ineffective.

Obviously not the worst offender today but it doesn’t exactly help.

I hope Slot told the ref to feck off there. Disgusting performance

Trashy long throw teams

YANITED, Forest, PSV, Burnley, Leeds, Chelsea, BOURNEMOUTH, Get rid.

The worst fecking unbeaten run in history finally comes to an end.

Well, at least you're happy we lost. Congratulations. You must feel 10 feet tall.

This season can just feck off. Need sweeping changes.

4 draws and a loss in our last 5. Baby steps.

 

[JakeC]

Smacking my arm right now...

 

[Martial'sEmergingSmile]

It's novel length so I only picked out parts (and even that ended up long). Title winners + £450m = transition season. The faux poetic prose is back too.

Remind yourself that this was always going to be a season of transition, and these can often be difficult.

Tell yourself that there will be weekly refereeing howlers, VAR taking away good goals and giving penalties against for non-fouls outside the box, and that the PGMOL will only make it harder.

Then, that the league is going to go full-on shitball.

But most people won’t remember such realities. Shitball, low-block, time-wasting, long-throw nonsense is hard to play against, and hard to keep up any pressure against.

An aside: Slot’s elite set-piece coach is denied a visa in 2024 due to earlier signs of the enshittification of the internet, that led to a needless referendum, which succeeded on false/bullshit promises; even if people who voted to Leave may have been in chronically under-funded and run-down areas, looking for someone to blame; and even if the EU was far from perfect. As such, blame Brexit for Liverpool’s strangely poor attacking set-pieces this season.

Tell yourself that the opposition will somehow convert an unsustainably high level of finishing for the first six months-or-so of the season. That they’ll score worldies, or take all of their one-in-three chances. That they’ll get key goals with deflections.

Tell yourself that Liverpool will be wasteful (the open-play xG creation remains elite).

That Liverpool will have six or seven clear penalties denied them, then when getting the first one in five months, Dom, who has never missed one, will smash it against the bar.

So much, huh?

Remember, Remember

Remind yourself, as you feel the fresh agony of Saint Diogo’s dying, that you said you weren’t going to be that dickhead this season.

That you were going to be an adult; human, even.

Would Diogo have wanted Slot gone?

Think of the tragedy, and the challenges.

Think of your humanity, before you lose it again on social media or in the studio with your mates after the game and a few bevvies.

Then think of Liverpool being a very decent 4th in the table (pretty much the average league position under Klopp), well-placed in the Champions League, and 12 games unbeaten ... and wonder WHY THE feckETY feck you’re acting like a spoilt, forgetful, ungrateful, entitled dickhead.

 

[LARulz]

Any comments about our win yesterday?

 

[The Firestarter]

All hail our glorious captain Ser Virgil of House Dick

Don't know why exactly, but this just sent me

 

[SuperiorXI]

Transition season

 

[KiD MoYeS]

So it's the leagues fault, and not Liverpools.

 

[calodo2003]

So it's the leagues fault, and not Liverpools.

Is it ever their fault?

 

[Ian Reus]

So it's the leagues fault, and not Liverpools.

And brexit, so all the leavers.

 

[Blood Mage]

I hope they don't sack Slot before we play them again.

 

[FrankDrebin]

Ready.

 

[Scandi Red]

Yes, this will do.

 

[T00lsh3d]

Ready.

I’m not sure I am after that

 

[Acquire Me]

Bring it

 

[Swedish_Plumber]

I’m lubed up