RAWK Goes Into Lockdown 25/26 Shieldless Edition - £500m down the drain, the champions have dropped points again!

It's novel length so I only picked out parts (and even that ended up long). Title winners + £450m = transition season. The faux poetic prose is back too.
I hope people didn't miss this post because it's an absolute gem that recalls prime RAWK era posting - embarrassingly sincere, completely delusional crybaby horseshit delivered in the most cloying manner possible. This is the kind of stuff I'd forgotten I missed, and I hope to god it's real and not a parody. Thank you for sharing.

Just for some cliff notes, here are the things he blames for Liverpool's poor season :

- Season of transition
- Refs
- Low-blocks, long throws, time-wasting
- Brexit (really)
- Opposition scoring worldies
- Opposition scoring deflected goals
- Liverpool not scoring goals (not their fault)
- Refs, again

Done with the excuses, he closes his "rousing" speech by attempting some sort of call to humanity by evoking Jota's death and asking his fellow Liverpool fans if Diego would want Slot gone. He follows this by calling those who don't agree with him spoilt, ungrateful, entitled dickheads.
 
From....today...somehow? Post match even.

I've been intending to write a thing about Wirtz, because I have grown more and more impressed with him. To the point that he is currently my favourite player, and I sneakily think he might be the best player in the league.

He was a unique relationship with the ball. I don't know if I have seen a player with Wirtz's feel for the ball before.


This potentially could be my Dipper mate. He says this sort of stuff all the time. In mid-late Dec he was constantly spamming our Group chat saying that this season was going to the the Liverpool 'Pheonix' Season where they came back from the ashes of the first half of the season to win the League.

Not even making this up, he genuinely believes/says this sort of stuff.
 
I've been intending to write a thing about Wirtz, because I have grown more and more impressed with him. To the point that he is currently my favourite player, and I sneakily think he might be the best player in the league.

He was a unique relationship with the ball. I don't know if I have seen a player with Wirtz's feel for the ball before.


This potentially could be my Dipper mate. He says this sort of stuff all the time. In mid-late Dec he was constantly spamming our Group chat saying that this season was going to the the Liverpool 'Pheonix' Season where they came back from the ashes of the first half of the season to win the League.

Not even making this up, he genuinely believes/says this sort of stuff.
I mean even if Wirtz is be the best feeler of balls, but if he can't do it in a high pressure premiership setting, it is quite a worthless attribute.
 
I've been intending to write a thing about Wirtz, because I have grown more and more impressed with him. To the point that he is currently my favourite player, and I sneakily think he might be the best player in the league.

He was a unique relationship with the ball. I don't know if I have seen a player with Wirtz's feel for the ball before.


This potentially could be my Dipper mate. He says this sort of stuff all the time. In mid-late Dec he was constantly spamming our Group chat saying that this season was going to the the Liverpool 'Pheonix' Season where they came back from the ashes of the first half of the season to win the League.

Not even making this up, he genuinely believes/says this sort of stuff.
Imagine having a Scouse mate
 
Crazy that they completely locked down the site.

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They were always OTT, but completely locking down the site for long periods of time isn't something I've seen before
 
I'll be ready here tonight.
 
Liverpool coast to a 4-0 win. No trouble at all. Normalcy returns, Liverpool are great again. No fuss, Fester is happy once more. Bank on it.
 
Chill, i got this!
I have never been wrong with tarot cards.
 
Chill, i got this!
I have never been wrong with tarot cards.
You joined during the summer of 2014, a season where United officially became a meme club and when Liverpool almost won the league.

You knew the impact of what you were doing and yet you did it.

You have jinxed any chance Liverpool had of dropping points.

A permanent ban should be on the cards.
 
You joined during the summer of 2014, a season where United officially became a meme club and when Liverpool almost won the league.

You knew the impact of what you were doing and yet you did it.

You have jinxed any chance Liverpool had of dropping points.

A permanent ban should be on the cards.
Harsh but fair.
 
Think you have misunderstood.

He's fecked it now. They'll win 6-0.

What have you done!

You joined during the summer of 2014, a season where United officially became a meme club and when Liverpool almost won the league.

You knew the impact of what you were doing and yet you did it.

You have jinxed any chance Liverpool had of dropping points.

A permanent ban should be on the cards.

Harsh but fair.

As i predicted.

Now let's go!
 
Predictions:

'Thanks for your service Big Virg, but you need to go to the knakers yard'

'Get this bald fraud out of my club'

'State of the rags finishing above us'