RAWK Goes Into Lockdown 25/26 Shieldless Edition - £500m down the drain, the champions have lost once again!

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Were all of these strangled by their own umbilical cords at childbirth? They repeat everything 3 of 4 times "I'm done bro, I'm done bro, I'm done bro". Plus they support Liverpool. All points to some kind of brain damage.

That main bald one always reminds me of that little brain looking thing off TMNT, you know the one, some mush has it is his belly or something.
 
One Night Only said:
Were all of these strangled by their own umbilical cords at childbirth? They repeat everything 3 of 4 times "I'm done bro, I'm done bro, I'm done bro". Plus they support Liverpool. All points to some kind of brain damage.

That main bald one always reminds me of that little brain looking thing off TMNT, you know the one, some mush has it is his belly or something.
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Krang was the name of that face/brain thing in TMNT. It's actually a good name for that bald lad.
 
The Sword of Damocles hangs by a single thread above the bald head of Slot. :smirk:
 
Jesus I’d take 3 defeats in a row if it meant 5 months previously we won the title! Grow up ffs! You’re a bloody point behind in October!
 
Honestly I fecking miss Trent the rat.
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You said we would storm the league.

You think that’s still the case ?
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Ok so im to blame am I? You fecking lot just want to nail the new signings and get back to basics. Where the feck was all these basics in the first half with only 2 new signings?
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Disappointing but at least some signs second half. They really need to decide on how they want this team to play.
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there were plenty of signs second half but im not sure many of them were good?
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Amorim burner account:
I hate 4231
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Shower of shit

1. What is going on with our full-backs? When we start Bradley and Kerkez they get early cards and then are replaced…

2. Subbing Konate and replacing with Gravenberch- yes it works as he carries the ball out… Why not start this way?


3. Out of form players getting so many minutes - Salah, Kerkez, Konate, McAllister…


4. Play the best in-form line up and then bring the out of form players on to prove something…


Bradley in particular is so rash, Kerkez gets a lot of stick but Bradley is seriously overrated on here
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Can somebody explain the Isak/Ekitike situation to me? It looks like we spent 80/120 million on a backup striker. 40 million on frimpong only to move szoboslai to rb while macca is putting in the worst midfield performance I’ve ever seen. Our two most in form attackers (ekitike and chiesa) getting a comibined 20 minutes? I still have no idea what the plan is, who was brought in to play where and what our primary formation is. Grim
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Selling Quansah was a Disgrace.
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Wow! We've really turned to shit. Even Utd could give us a game.
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On Flopian…
It was £100m. The poster referenced today's game. There were players who played far more minutes and were worse. feck off with your agenda.
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£100m, £105m. Who gives a feck? He should be winning us games. He's doing feck all.
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Virgil van Dijk, Arne Slot, Alexis Mac Allister and Federico Chiesa go over to the away end at full time to applaud the fans who have fought through train chaos to be here. Most the rest all straight down the tunnel.

Soft c*nts not doing that lads, well played the four who did, including Chiesa who should be fecking fuming he didn't get on.
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We don't press from the front because Isak and Mo can't do it
We don't have big imposing midfielders who'd make us difficult to play through at least
We don't have technical enough midfielders to keep the ball and pass it around when we do get it
We don't get the ball upfield quickly enough to make use of the pace we have up front (admittedly less than we had in previous seasons but still)

So how exactly are we trying to play? What's the ideal outcome if everything clicks?
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Klopps PEDs have ran out…
I don't wanna be dramatic because hopefully this is just a blip but the really worrying part for me in the last couple matches is how tired we look. We aren't making runs, we aren't moving off the ball a lot, we're barely pressing. There was a point towards the end of the game where we defended a corner and the ENTIRE team just strolled out of the box despite Chelsea regaining possession in a dangerous spot.

It makes me wonder about our fitness routines.
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One Night Only said:
Were all of these strangled by their own umbilical cords at childbirth? They repeat everything 3 of 4 times "I'm done bro, I'm done bro, I'm done bro". Plus they support Liverpool. All points to some kind of brain damage.

That main bald one always reminds me of that little brain looking thing off TMNT, you know the one, some mush has it is his belly or something.
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You know exactly what he's called! :lol:
 
Read this somewhere today.

The more Liverpool become Slot and less Klopp, the worse they will become.
 
After Estevao’s winner…
All I can say. Thank feck for the internationals.
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Wirtz was absolutely woeful. Terrible subs. Another dogshit way to spend 105 minutes.
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Dont bother starting Konate and Kerkez for a while. They are dragging the team backwards at the moment

Chiesa change your name to something less italian
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Have to say, we’ve been robbed.

Take your chances and all that? Ok, I get that, but this does not represent the game at all
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Hahah what
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Their best attacker not playing and no defence and we’re played off the pitch.

Since 15 minutes into the charity shield we have been utter wank.

We are in serious trouble.
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The manc scum are going to batter us at this rate
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How on earth someone comes out of that blaming Wirtz, my god. Easy way to identify the people that don't even watch the game I suppose, just look for their scapegoats
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He couldn’t pass to a red shirt and absolutely shit out of a 50/50 that directly led to a shot from Caicedo that needed tipping over. Utterly rancid
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We've spent half a billion quid and got worse. What the feck is wrong with this team? Everything looks broken
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Here’s the optimism we love from RAWK…
Our comeback this season will be glorious.
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We're a diabolical side at the minute.

£400m of new players and got worse.

If Wirtz had signed for Man United we'd be pissing ourselves laughing every week.
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Robertson needs to be put out to grass now.
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Missing The Agent of Chaos?
Call up Saudi get Darwin back they can have Mo
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They’re shit yet we contrived to be worse.
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Which is a major issue. Was the same Tuesday. We’re losing to really average sides.
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Terrible again, slots tactics and coaching is clearly not working currently. Most players looking completely out of form, pressing is non existent, forward play is shocking. Basically everything you thought of a klopp team has disappeared.
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How did Chiesa not get a chance in that game is baffling.
A Chelsea side riddled with injuries and there for the taking and we bring on Endo to hold on for a point. Piss poor from Arne
How did Chiesa not get a chance in that game is baffling.
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After losing to Gala…
Abject performance in the league so far this year.

Let’s go for big ears because we sure as feck aren’t winning the league.
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So which threads are getting locked on our bingo cards today?
;D
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To the Wirtz thread I go…
 
Florian Wirtz
Well I’ll be damned, this thread is still open.

Stayed away from the forum for a few hrs as I figured it’d be a fecking cesspit after the Chelsea game
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Massively massively overspent, becoming clearer with every minute he plays.
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Was really keen on him but really Caicedo showed you what a 100m player should look like. Scoring and defending. Wirtz doing the sum of feck all again. It's impossible to judge players from the German league cause he looked like one of the best talents in the world. Right now he'd struggle to get into any top half prem team.
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He looks fecked all the time.
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It wasn't like he was some unknown. His off the ball numbers were great his on the ball numbers were great. Everything screamed sign him but he has that Keita about him in that he has absolutely no power. He just glides about the pitch but isn't like a Bernando Silva in that he can shield the ball. He can't so he is very easy to tackle for powerful players. Its a shame technically hes fine but physically nah.
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Looks very weak and scared of a tackle.
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He needs to get used to the physicality of the league quickly and put a fecking tackle with some meaning, he loses every 50-50.
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Have we signed his twin..
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I think he will come good, prime messi would look 7/10 in our current 'system' whatever its supposed to be.
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I don't mind the money they spent on this fella, selling Quansah to his former club to seal the deal was utter disgrace.
Least of our issues, he’s got bags of talent.
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Did he forget to check in those bags at the airport?
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Very poor Mo. Needs this international break to sort himself out.
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Drop him. I dread every time he gets the ball these days. He keeps on trying those stupid ole passes into the box it does my head in.
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Disappointing start, and hope the season improves. But it does make you wonder whether there was something in the data re Mo beginning to wane which caused the new contract negotiations to take so long.
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Yeah loved him, think he still has an eye for a pass but he is halfway down the cliff now. There is no climbing back up. Could be helped more by his fullbacks who are dreadful but age takes everyone and its here for him.
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When he doesn’t score or assist it’s like playing with 10 men. He’s on 400k a week right lads?
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He got progressively worse at missing the target and his passing is so poor at the moment. Him and Gakpo costs us so many counters through it every game.
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It's like Arne is terrified to sub him.
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Stinking the place out but Bradley not pulling up any trees isn't helping either
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People going on about ageing… this is how he’s always played! It’s amplified now because we’re losing but he’s always been the same. Outside of the foot crosses because he can’t use his right, same dribbles down the line with a cut back and pass to the defense, and outside of the foot shots when he has a better angle on the right because he has no right foot. The clubs sentimental approach to treating players has always been its downfall. Needs dropping immediately if we are being serious. Would rather play with two forwards than keep wasting attack after attack with Salah
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What summer events?
I think he’s mentally shot as much as anything. It was obvious at the start of the season when he was on form he was struggling to process this summers events, and clearly also has been impacted by the change from a forward line in Nunez/Diaz who played around him to being one of the attack again.
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Lot of players are performing poorly at the minute but Mo in particular is stinking the place out. Couldn’t find a teammate with a pass and every shot ended up in row Z. No logical reason why Chiesa isn’t starting now. Slots displaying a lot of cowardice. Can’t pick a team based on reputation.
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I've got 2 cats. One of them is in very poor health. She's nearly 17 and has hyperthyroidism, nose cancer and arthritis. I have to take her to the vet every month and what with the consultation fees, testing fees and various medications, I'm currently paying over £300 per month just to keep her alive.

She does her toilets everywhere in the house except in the litter tray. I'm constantly cleaning up number ones and number twos from every corner of the house and I even bought an expensive carpet cleaning machine to try and keep on top of the smell somewhat. I have to use that machine every couple of days and I go through the surprisingly expensive urine busting cleaning fluid at an alarming rate.

She's taking longer and longer just to curl up and get comfortable. She circles and circles and then gingerly lies down. Because of the arthritis, I'm not sure if she can ever truly get comfortable any more. She's next to me right now as I write this. She's spent her whole life next to me. I've never loved anything in this world more than I love this cat. I've not had a girlfriend in over 10 years, I've been out of work for nearly 5 years, both my parents have passed away in the last 8 years and I've never really had a friend to speak of but she's been here through it all, next to me. My best little friend.

She doesn't purr when I cuddle her anymore. It's as if she's limping her way to the finishing line. I'm terrified that at the next vet appointment in a few days time, he's going to tell me that it's got to the point that it's cruel to keep her alive any longer. If not this month then it will be next month or the month after. It's coming but I really, really don't want it to come. I want her forever. I don't want her to suffer but I really don't want to lose her. But nothing is forever. Time waits for no man. Or cat.

She'll always be a playful little kitten to me. The cutest, bestest kitten that ever lived. But sometimes we are forced to make decisions that we don't want to make. So we put off those decisions because it's easier to remember the good times that once were rather than accept that those good times are long gone and are never coming back.

I have no idea whether Salah is finished at the top level or whether he's simply playing badly because the whole team is playing badly. I don't want to think about it and I'm glad I don't have to make any decisions regarding it because to me, he'll always be the fastest, bestest winger to ever play for this football club. A player who has given me more special moments than maybe any other footballer and I dread the day he's no longer playing for us. But right here, right now, my cat is still alive and next to me and Salah is still the best winger in the league. If tomorrow thinks differently then so be it... but it's not tomorrow yet. Not yet. Today still has a few hours left.
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I am presuming the summer events is referring to the death of Jota.
 
I've got 2 cats. One of them is in very poor health. She's nearly 17 and has hyperthyroidism, nose cancer and arthritis. I have to take her to the vet every month and what with the consultation fees, testing fees and various medications, I'm currently paying over £300 per month just to keep her alive.

She does her toilets everywhere in the house except in the litter tray. I'm constantly cleaning up number ones and number twos from every corner of the house and I even bought an expensive carpet cleaning machine to try and keep on top of the smell somewhat. I have to use that machine every couple of days and I go through the surprisingly expensive urine busting cleaning fluid at an alarming rate.

She's taking longer and longer just to curl up and get comfortable. She circles and circles and then gingerly lies down. Because of the arthritis, I'm not sure if she can ever truly get comfortable any more. She's next to me right now as I write this. She's spent her whole life next to me. I've never loved anything in this world more than I love this cat. I've not had a girlfriend in over 10 years, I've been out of work for nearly 5 years, both my parents have passed away in the last 8 years and I've never really had a friend to speak of but she's been here through it all, next to me. My best little friend.

She doesn't purr when I cuddle her anymore. It's as if she's limping her way to the finishing line. I'm terrified that at the next vet appointment in a few days time, he's going to tell me that it's got to the point that it's cruel to keep her alive any longer. If not this month then it will be next month or the month after. It's coming but I really, really don't want it to come. I want her forever. I don't want her to suffer but I really don't want to lose her. But nothing is forever. Time waits for no man. Or cat.

She'll always be a playful little kitten to me. The cutest, bestest kitten that ever lived. But sometimes we are forced to make decisions that we don't want to make. So we put off those decisions because it's easier to remember the good times that once were rather than accept that those good times are long gone and are never coming back.

I have no idea whether Salah is finished at the top level or whether he's simply playing badly because the whole team is playing badly. I don't want to think about it and I'm glad I don't have to make any decisions regarding it because to me, he'll always be the fastest, bestest winger to ever play for this football club. A player who has given me more special moments than maybe any other footballer and I dread the day he's no longer playing for us. But right here, right now, my cat is still alive and next to me and Salah is still the best winger in the league. If tomorrow thinks differently then so be it... but it's not tomorrow yet. Not yet. Today still has a few hours left.
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He says he has two cats but never mentions the other one. Is it because he spent £100m on it and then it turned out it was a shit cat?
 
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