RAWK Goes Into Lockdown 25/26 Shieldless Edition - £500m down the drain, the champions have lost once again!

Dansk said:
He says he has two cats but never mentions the other one. Is it because he spent £100m on it and then it turned out it was a shit cat?
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There was no mention of t-shirts or a candle lit vigil for the old cat. Clearly doesn't care about the cat at all, probably doesn't even have a cat.
 
Oranges038 said:
There was no mention of t-shirts or a candle lit vigil for the old cat. Clearly doesn't care about the cat at all, probably doesn't even have a cat.
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Then why would he go through all that trouble to tell a tear-jerker of a story about his beloved cat in the twilight of its life? Have a heart.
 
Fortitude said:
Exactly my thought reading it. True, untainted RAWK. You hope it’s at least real and there is actually a cat.
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Why, you monster. That was devastating, I prefer my RAWK when it's poems about Jurgen and complaints about ruined holidays, not heart breaking tales about poor cats dying
 
It's early days but Kerkez, Wirtz and Frimpong have been very underwhelming signings for them so far to say the least.
 
Would be awesome for a Dutch manager to win the league in his first season and give Arsenal their first title in 20 years in his second season.
 
With the amount of money they’ve spent after winning the title, there is really no excuse to not defend it.
 
giorno said:
Why, you monster. That was devastating, I prefer my RAWK when it's poems about Jurgen and complaints about ruined holidays, not heart breaking tales about poor cats dying
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:lol: Well if there isn’t a cat, that poor imaginary one went through hell!
 
The level of entitlement with these cnuts is off the scale. Imagine we’d won the league last season and then we were laying into our players and manager when they are 1 point off top spot.

Heads gone and I love it
 
:lol: To the tattoo thread.
If tomorrow thinks differently then so be it... but it's not tomorrow yet. Not yet. Today still has a few hours left.
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I've got 2 cats. One of them is in very poor health. She's nearly 17 and has hyperthyroidism, nose cancer and arthritis. I have to take her to the vet every month and what with the consultation fees, testing fees and various medications, I'm currently paying over £300 per month just to keep her alive.

She does her toilets everywhere in the house except in the litter tray. I'm constantly cleaning up number ones and number twos from every corner of the house and I even bought an expensive carpet cleaning machine to try and keep on top of the smell somewhat. I have to use that machine every couple of days and I go through the surprisingly expensive urine busting cleaning fluid at an alarming rate.

She's taking longer and longer just to curl up and get comfortable. She circles and circles and then gingerly lies down. Because of the arthritis, I'm not sure if she can ever truly get comfortable any more. She's next to me right now as I write this. She's spent her whole life next to me. I've never loved anything in this world more than I love this cat. I've not had a girlfriend in over 10 years, I've been out of work for nearly 5 years, both my parents have passed away in the last 8 years and I've never really had a friend to speak of but she's been here through it all, next to me. My best little friend.

She doesn't purr when I cuddle her anymore. It's as if she's limping her way to the finishing line. I'm terrified that at the next vet appointment in a few days time, he's going to tell me that it's got to the point that it's cruel to keep her alive any longer. If not this month then it will be next month or the month after. It's coming but I really, really don't want it to come. I want her forever. I don't want her to suffer but I really don't want to lose her. But nothing is forever. Time waits for no man. Or cat.

She'll always be a playful little kitten to me. The cutest, bestest kitten that ever lived. But sometimes we are forced to make decisions that we don't want to make. So we put off those decisions because it's easier to remember the good times that once were rather than accept that those good times are long gone and are never coming back.

I have no idea whether Salah is finished at the top level or whether he's simply playing badly because the whole team is playing badly. I don't want to think about it and I'm glad I don't have to make any decisions regarding it because to me, he'll always be the fastest, bestest winger to ever play for this football club. A player who has given me more special moments than maybe any other footballer and I dread the day he's no longer playing for us. But right here, right now, my cat is still alive and next to me and Salah is still the best winger in the league. If tomorrow thinks differently then so be it... but it's not tomorrow yet. Not yet. Today still has a few hours left.
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fecking outstanding
 
Fortitude said:
Exactly my thought reading it. True, untainted RAWK. You hope it’s at least real and there is actually a cat.
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I’m not fussed about the rage posts. We’ve got Bluemoon for that. I like my RAWK…..whimsical
 
That cat post is just very sad, don’t want to be taking the piss out of something like that.
 
One Night Only said:
Were all of these strangled by their own umbilical cords at childbirth? They repeat everything 3 of 4 times "I'm done bro, I'm done bro, I'm done bro". Plus they support Liverpool. All points to some kind of brain damage.

That main bald one always reminds me of that little brain looking thing off TMNT, you know the one, some mush has it is his belly or something.
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always_hoping said:
Pals with Mark Goldbridge and got him set up on YouTube didn't he?
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That wouldn't be surprising. The style seems similar.
Red00012 said:
So over 350,000 people are listening to this guy for 90mins commentate on the game?
The world is truly mad.
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They probably just tuned in when chelsea looked like they might win. People like that do best when their team loses.
Who's Kissing Cameras? said:
After Estevao’s winner…








Here’s the optimism we love from RAWK…
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That last bit is definitely true. There was an article in the telegraph criticising Sesko after about 3 games.
 
Three losses on the row probably means black armbands all around?
Blood Mage said:
It's early days but Kerkez, Wirtz and Frimpong have been very underwhelming signings for them so far to say the least.
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I mean it was said before they brought Ekitike, Wirtz and Frinpong that buying attacking or attack minded defenders from the Bundesliga is always a bit of a risk owing to the speed/physicality of the PL plus the high lines/standard of they're used to in the Bundesliga.

In my mind they've been lucky Ekitike has bit the ground running. That said Voldemort at Newcastle has also looked good so maybe the current CF generation are more able to make the leap.
 
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