RAWK Goes Into Meltdown 20-18/19 Edition

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Reminds me of that time a few years ago - there was that guy in the newbies a who had two accounts, and he'd talk to himself.

Then he made a post praising the quality of his other alias, saying he should get rep points and be promoted.
 

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Reminds me of that time a few years ago - there was that guy in the newbies a who had two accounts, and he'd talk to himself.

Then he made a post praising the quality of his other alias, saying he should get rep points and be promoted.
He actually made 3 and the third spots it and pointed it out to everyone in hope to get a promotion.
 

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If he wasn't lying and admitted it was a poor attempt at a shitty racist joke it wouldn't bother me tbh, but it's the lying that annoys me.
If I have to see that gif one more time because of discussion in this thread I am boycotting the podcast.
 

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So if Rawk was a race, (and their behavior points towards them being one huge hive mind) saying feck rawk would be racist? Maybe our native racism expert and resident lie detector can give their expert opinion.
 

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So if Rawk was a race, (and their behavior points towards them being one huge hive mind) saying feck rawk would be racist? Maybe our native racism expert and resident lie detector can give their expert opinion.
Oh ffs, you literally said different things in multiple posts, in one you said you googled minstrel and the racist one came up, when I told you that's not what comes up you said you googled minstrel show, which you would only know to google if you knew what it was already. You lied plain and simple and got called out on it, get the feck over it already.
 

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Oh ffs, you literally said different things in multiple posts, in one you said you googled minstrel and the racist one came up, when I told you that's not what comes up you said you googled minstrel show, which you would only know to google if you knew what it was already. You lied plain and simple and got called out on it, get the feck over it already.
Listen since you asked I will tell you this, I already knew what minstrel was, the medieval bard/singer one. I thought that cannot be right and when I searched for minstrel on google there was a link for minstrel show and I clicked it. So yeah there can be alternate explanation which need not be sinister. It is more likely that you have made up your mind and are fitting the facts to go with the version you have imagined. So let this be the end of it. And yeah Feck Rawk.
 

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Listen since you asked I will tell you this, I already knew what minstrel was, the medieval bard/singer one. I thought that cannot be right and when I searched for minstrel on google there was a link for minstrel show and I clicked it. So yeah there can be alternate explanation which need not be sinister. It is more likely that you have made up your mind and are fitting the facts to go with the version you have imagined. So let this be the end of it. And yeah Feck Rawk.
See, you went with the racist version for a poor joke, thanks for admitting it at last.

At least we can be unified in rawk hatred :D
 

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Listen since you asked I will tell you this, I already knew what minstrel was, the medieval bard/singer one. I thought that cannot be right and when I searched for minstrel on google there was a link for minstrel show and I clicked it. So yeah there can be alternate explanation which need not be sinister. It is more likely that you have made up your mind and are fitting the facts to go with the version you have imagined. So let this be the end of it. And yeah Feck Rawk.
Welcome to RedCafe :)
 

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See, you went with the racist version for a poor joke, thanks for admitting it at last.

At least we can be unified in rawk hatred :D
Like I said in one of my earlier post when I used it, I did not mean it to be racist or demeaning to any race. Neither was how I worded it racist so I didn’t specifically choose the racist version for better lols as you are implying. And you are right let’s us all laugh at Rawk rather than be at each other’s throat.

Now back to rawk

The Nabil fekir transfer saga on rawk in thread title changes.
Nabil fekir-Deal Imminent

Nabil fekir-Who knows (reports of failed medical)

Nabil fekir-Contradictory reports. Leave out the ITK rubbish

Nobby fekir-Contradictory reports. Leave out the ITK rubbish

Nobby fekir-Deal agreed, announcement likely on Saturday(followed by euphoria)

Nobby fekir-Wait till the site announces it

Knee be fekired? Wait till the site announces more....(followed by everyone on rawk becoming a doctor)

Knees up mother fekir(followed by the usual “bullet dodged” and “he is shite” comments)
 

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Reminds me of that time a few years ago - there was that guy in the newbies a who had two accounts, and he'd talk to himself.

Then he made a post praising the quality of his other alias, saying he should get rep points and be promoted.
No way, as if that actually happened!? :lol:

Not sure if it's funny or sad, or both.
 

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Wtf is all this shit, were supposed to be laughing at rawk ffs!
 

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here are the save stats for every keeper that has played at least 1 game at the world cup.
Keepers who aren't playing at the world cup (e.g. all of ours) shouldn't come up at all in this thread because they are not relevant to it and will ultimately get the thread locked.
 

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some super-irony hidden in this one as the campaign against overly hasty judgement of shit GKs continues

I am finding the insanity linked to evaluating goalkeepers is closely connected to the same kinds of consumer neurons that conservative, fake news media processes attempt to stimulate in the Symbian brain. Fear, anger, contempt, and hypervigilant certainty without much thinking.

Feed the beast, destroy the parts.
Planned obsolescence meets instant gratification using the megaphone of overconfident certainty with little evidence using a loud voice.

Thank you Babu.
Thank you for helping us understand "put on them on a pedestal to knock them off theory or GK'er production Conveyor Belt-itus".

One might think this would make Liverpool a bastion of collective patience and understanding when it came to goalkeeping considering the history of political roots in Shankly's version of socialism?

I guess some are more susceptible to simplistic answers to complex questions.