RAWK Goes Into Meltdown 20-18/19 Edition

[Buchan]

Here's our reply.

Look at the build-up to Lampard’s game-clinching goal there (action starts at 1:43): Gerrard’s disgraceful attempt to close down Drogba (he’s only four yards away, ffs, and obviously about to receive the ball) and then Carragher’s non-attempt to get into a good defensive position for the cross. That’s nigh-on akin to match-fixing if I ever saw it, never mind Gerrard’s assist to Drogba in the first half.

feck these pricks. Let’s hope City win in the stuffiest fashion possible tonight: An own goal in the seventh minute of the four minutes added on, please.

 

[DavidDeSchmikes]

I'll eat my own turd if this lot get anything tonight

 

[No Idea For Nickname]

first 10 minutes...

United fans are sick just singing Yernytehd

3 minutes gone. Still 0-0.

Every single time they lose the ball, United's players go the wrong side of the player to try to get it back. Utter shite. They're getting nothing from this. Nothing, I say. Not even 2 goals.

Looks bent already. The only away team all season that will get decisions at Old Trafford.

Ashley Young you fecking shit c*nt, keep it together you twat

United look up for this one. Might only get pumped by 2 or 3.

Fecking hell you bastard Fred. I could pass better than that.

That’s a yellow on Rashford

Then they go and get a foul themselves

United fans utter silence

what the feck is wrong with Fred and what the feck is wrong with the Ol' Gunner because he keeps on naming him for the squad

Can't believe they're still hanging on

Well, they've lasted longer than I expected already....they might even get a Shot on Target at this rate.

Well it's been 0-0 for longer than I expected it to be.

Can it be full time already please?

Ole looks like he hasn't slept for a week.

Probably hasn't.

City get away with fecking murder.

Shaw looks like he powered up with pies. Come on, you fat bastard.

City get away with fecking murder.

They're the new Yernited

Kompany should be off already, dirty rat

Kompany is a fecking idiot if he thinks he's getting away with this shit

A couple of dozen United fans try and get a “Yun-eye-ted” chant going but they’re fooling no-one.

80 to go! So far so good. Shitting it now.

 

[No Idea For Nickname]

10-25 mins

United doing infinitely better than I thought they would

Pogba just pass the fecking ball you useless c*nt

Ederson and Kompany look like panic stricken clowns, as usual when any sort of pressure is on them

United look up for this I just hope they can keep it up.

They're actually behind their team here

Most missed passes I’ve seen City do this season

Wolves scored, maybe that cheers up Utd fans and it can cause a push

Arsenal are losing, even more good news for United. Take advantage ffs.

Boys playing well here. C'mon yernitid

Utd just have no composure on the ball at all.

There’s been a vague whiff of competence from United in the opening 10 minutes. Can’t see it lasting much longer, mind.

To be fair, its more than most do against City.

United playing ok
Kompany already hampered with the yellow
1-1 draw ... hoping. For..

Ederson with his best Pickford impression diving for a ball 5 yards wide

Ederson does a Pickford

Mind games

Christ but Pogba is a lazy bastard

feckkkkk Lingrad

I'll buy all of his clothing range if he scores

Pogba you lazy piece of shit...run back

That wasn't even close.

Well, it was for Utd standards.

City get the early goal and right at the end of the half and rest walk the rest of the game mostly These stupid manc assholes got to get the first goal and then its on

As a sacrifice to the Footballing Gods, all RAWK members with over (checks own post count) 8600 posts

should agree to be anally probed by Mr. Ferguson's bulbous purple nose tonight if United manage a point.

fecking Bernardo Silva is on something stronger than coffee

Arsenal really are a pathetic side.

Arsenal shitting it, more good news for United

Rashford's angry.

They wouldn't like him when he's angry.

They wouldn't like him when he's not angry either.

But they definitely wouldn't like him when he's angry.

Red mancs well in this, credit to them

 

[Grylte]

I do like some of their emojis, i must admit

 

[ArjenIsM3]

I do like some of their emojis, i must admit

Yeah can we get the vomit one?

 

[Stookie]

What a bunch of arseholes.

 

[Jazz]

@No Idea For Nickname doing some sterling work here!

Cannot stop

 

[montpelier]

What a bunch of arseholes.

Great stuff, @No Idea For Nickname

 

[No Idea For Nickname]

25-HT

Imagine supporting this shower of piss every day? Small wonder they are all fecked.

someone needs to leave a boot in on Bernardo

For once you actually want to see Herrera on the pitch

First time in I don’t know how long that a team has actually not conceded early and tried to compete, and City not liking it. Promising. Early still but promising

Did Le Saux just say City are one of the lowest fouling teams?

Do any of them want to be in the CL next year?

PL should send everyone from 3rd to 7th into the Europa League....

That Perreira may be more useless than Fred.

United aren't used to this much running - they'll be knackered soon.

Yep. Pogba already blowing out his arse.

Pogba is one lazy c*nt.

Imagine Pogba playing for your team? Would drive you fecking insane.....

Neville urging City on.

Sad c*nt

Even the United fans at the game are behind their side

Twat Rashford twat

and some rate him

Stupid nit

Lingard doing everything wrong, fecking c*nt

LuKaka will be great off the bench

Wolves 3-0!

Tell you what. United are going for it. Cmon lads!

In what weird universe do I live in where I want Utd to win and Neville is desperate for them to lose it

And people think it’s ok to have a poke of your brothers Mrs

Well one thing is for sure, Roy Keane and Graham Souness may have a word on Pogba

Jesus United are awful. Wolves will be dangerous in the final game.

Come on you reds!

Blowing out of their arses now. Only a matter of time before City score.

Gulf in class is huge.
Utd get something out of this, it's a Festivus Miracle.

United have run themselves out of steam
Not even half time ffs

Has anyone else noticed that man utd are properly shite.

Like, properly, properly shite.

Pogba is awful.

Does pogba ever track back or put a proper tackle in ? Lazy fecker

Man get Periera off he's shit

feck some of these united players have as much quality on the dribble as David N'gog

De Gea doing well. Hope he keeps this up.

fecking hell

Ffs thanks Da Gea

de Gea

Catlike I tells ya!

What a keeper!

I thought Jose was losing it early season but in retrospect how he never punched Pogba right in the face is beyond me.

anyway they will push for that late goal now. Must.....Not.....Fall

This united midfield surely is their worst in their history.

Take Pereira off and put Herrera ffs you norwegian toothpick

feck sake Pogba you absolute donkey

Pogbas touch, is only as bad as his desire to get back

Pogba, feck all desire to fight back there

absolute c*nt

Who's more useless, Pogba or Fred? fecking hell

no way in hell Real will buy Pogba...

Pogba cost 80 million quid. I'd do a better job, at least I'd be running more.

Pep rattled as feck

Halfway there

 

[montpelier]

oh dear,

 

[Ødegaard]

Update?

 

[Stookie]

There’s gonna be more than meltdown on there now

 

[vangagal]

RAWK : Endgame ?

 

[horsechoker]

That Lingard miss has probably boiled their blood into vapour

 

[No Idea For Nickname]

Update?

need a brake, but they love Lingard now

 

[ChaddyP]

That Lingard miss has probably boiled their blood into vapour

 

[mu4c_20le]

They are saying Bernardo silva is on PEDs

 

[Kapardin]

One thing we are still good at, is ensuring Liverpool never get back on that perch again.

 

[No Idea For Nickname]

De Gea you feckin prick, shouldn't get beaten there

Ah well that’s that

Remember when De Gea used to be good?

Lingard...

fecking hell. Should have scored

Lingard you hopeless twat.

feck off Lingard you c*nt

How did he miss that?!

Lingard missed on purpose. Oh wait he's just shit.

Lingard with the “accidental” miss-kick 4 yards out.

feck off Lingard

This will get messy. United are fecked.

De gea has turned into Bartez.
F##king lingard

LINGARD feckING c*nt

Score you fecking dabbing c*nt

feck off Lingaard

Lingaard you feckin dick!

 

[Shaidabdullah Hussain]

Not enjoying how shit we are but loving the scouse reaction. How brilliant will it be if lord and saviour Jurgen Kloop goes another season without silverware?!

 

[No Idea For Nickname]

feck off Bernardo..
feck off De Gea..
feck off Pep.. you corrupt 2 faced c*nt..
feck off City..

And feck off Lingard.. u meff.. how the feck did you miss that..

unless...

This is why Lingard shouldn't be up top. a footballer.

they are awful, utter shite. and they will be keeping the likes of lingard and rashford for years. hahaha

Thinking about his clothing line.

Pogba run you lazy c*nt

I wouldn't even want Pogba at the Toon. He's hopeless.

He's a shocking footballer, I'd rather have Sissoko from Spurs, at least you'd get 100% commitment

When your best player is Ashley Young, you're fecked.

I hate Pogba.

What is Pogba doing? Is it performance art? It sure as shite isn’t football.

feck off Pogba you absolute cockwomble.

And Young for that shite cross.

Currently watching Morocco to Timbuktu: an Arabian adventure on BBC4.

Currently discussing the leather produce of Marrakesh.

Om.....

 

[SirAF]

 

[Florida Man]

If Liverpool can’t disappoint Liverpool fans, then we will!

 

[Fer]

I'm more concerned about our situation. They are going to play Champions League next season and they could attract quality players to improve their team under Kloop.

Unfortunately, we extended Jones, Smalling and Young contracts. Let's hope we could end up in the Top 4.

 

[Bubz27]

Lingards miss similar to that miss by Cardiff at weekend.

 

[Stookie]

At least they know we haven’t thrown it unlike them with that “backpass”, we’re just shite.

 

[Ødegaard]

If Liverpool can’t disappoint Liverpool fans, then we will!

 

[No Idea For Nickname]

0-2

De Gea is a terrible goalkeeper.

That's it.

Come on Newcastle, Burnley or Brighton

THERE IT IS

fecking De Gea

Sane goal to seal it. Might as well cheer on the hammering now.

feck off De Gea.

Maybe next year

Useless prick. A shit Shay Given.

What a fecking donkey. Mignolet is now better than him. feck the feck off

United are (unfortunately in this game) not good enough.

'nite you shite feckers.

Wow... De Gea. When did he get that shite?

feck off you shady c*nts

Oh well. Can't see them dropping any points. They are on a different level. Fair play.

Useless feck. Not fit enough to lace Alison’s boots.

De Gea you twat.

Oh well, they’ll score a hat full now.

Come in Burnley, you’re our only hope.

Brendan over to you

DeGea completely embarrassing himself.

And Fred? There are no words.

United are fecking miles behind City in quality. Burnley are better.

De Gea's career is over. Useless c*nt

There'll be some United fans loving this, would be brilliant if Burnley take points off of City at the weekend!

Fred has given the ball away all night. Is Ole blind? Take him off for fecks sake. And De Gea, two goals let in at the near post.

Ok I concede this may now be beyond United. But I’m fairly sure Burnley are going to get something

I fecking hate guardiola...

Hope burnley or leicester can somehow get a draw... d

De gea and pogba should be sold

Neville sounds very jolly considering they're losing.

These useless feckers can't string 3 passes together.

 

[mu4c_20le]

Hope they enjoy the qualifying rounds of the Europa League.

It won’t be so funny for the fans when they get knocked out by Slovan Liberec or Hibernian or someone in July.

bitter cnuts. i love that some of them are genuinely upset, they were becoming tame by their standards .

 

[SirAF]

«Neville sounds jolly»

 

[Irrational.]

Some great work here.

 

[Runner]

It's their own fault they aren't good enough to win a title.

 

[Kostur]

 

[No Idea For Nickname]

Dyche the Liverpool fan isn't going to have Burnley lie down for City.

WTF is De Gea doing? Had a worldie against Spurs, now he's literally handed the game to Manchester City with two shite attempts

Yes! Yes! Yes! Man Utd are not going to make top 4!

Nice to see them rolling over as predicted. Amazingly they just weren't up for it for 90 minutes like they were against us.

Still no shot on target, same old story with these lot. Might get one in the last 5 mins again

.

United could still get 1 and make it interesting... ah who am I kidding

That's completely intentional from Silva by the way. Legs don't just fly out like that.

Silva is vermin.

Fred might be garbage but at least he's putting a shift in, Pogba is just ambling around.

Burnley and Leicester games ain't easy

How the feck did we draw 0-0 against this pile?

Lingaard being shown up for the absolute clown that he is.

I had more hope from Burnley match anyways so there is that but not expecting much from Leicester as it will be at City's ground and last match of the season.

Lingard is the worst cocky player in history, has nothing to be arrogant about.

 

[No Idea For Nickname]

To think we where 10 points clear in decemeber

In reality only 7 as we'd played a game extra. But yeah, 7 points is bad enough.

Chelsea is really going to get 4th place by default

So...let’s go Burnley.

Always rated Sean Dyche. Proper good human that.

Also, don’t City have any original songs?

Only two positives I can take from this:

1. The main one is that with City beating Spurs and Man Utd, they'd think the league is won now, and drop it v Burnley or Leicester.
2. I already said it: United won't get top 4.

How the feck did we draw 0-0 against this pile?

We didn't bother trying to attack them, when they were there for the taking, it was a horrible game.

That doesn't look good on us. Spurs, PSG, Juve, City and Barca all ending up with a win there.

As usual with our visits there, we didn't turn up.

Purple Aki you fat useless bastard.

Purple Aki?

 

[montpelier]

Didn't they see us at Everton at the weekend?

 

[Tarrou]

Purple Aki?

I'd guess Lukaku

 

[spwd]

Absolutely

 

[No Idea For Nickname]

How does Lukaku get away with being that size? And that shite?

Lukaku sums it up.

In 35 games we've won 27 and lost only 1, it's unrealistic to expect any more.

city are doing more.

feck off Neville. Making out like the fans have been well up for it. Neville was an embarrassment on commentary until the first goal, and he will not have been alone.

Does Lukaku know that he's a striker and should score goals?

Rashford keeps trying, too bad everywhere around him is fecking shit.

How did we only get a draw there? Worst result of the season.

Even the BBC are taking the piss:

United have an added dimension up front since Romelu Lukaku came on.

Tyler repeating over and over ‘there’s been no united dilemma’

Get yourself over to Redcafe Martin

Plus just look at that crowd. They look like they’ve found a tenner

One positive from tonight is realising how disheartening it must be to support this dogshit team.

Lukaku has the first touch of a post box

At least it could be worse, we could be united fans.

Lukaku is a fecking donkey look at his fecking touch the dick

Let's be honest there is no cohesion or tactics in that squad and no togetherness. Relegation form against the top teams won't disappear.

Welcome back to the Ron Atkinson years

Lukaku's touch is just

Enjoy the europa league you feckin meffs

Sanchez looks almost as fat as Lukaku..

At least De Bruyne and Fernandino are out for a while now. Silver linings and all that.

Absolutely no good to us with 3 games left. And they put 2 past this absolute bag of rat manure of a club without both of them on the pitch.

Fred and Pogba have been laughably inept, think you'd get more out of players who where on the take.

How can sterling beat pogba in the air ??!!

United have set themselves back years. It’s going to take years to clean the mess they’re in. I suppose we don’t have to worry about them for a few years as a contender.

I think the whole world is looking forward to watching man city spend £500m in the summer and see their wage bill drop.