Wouldn't surprise me if he starts the season wearing one of those helmets, not because he needs it but just to make a point.
RAWK Goes Into Meltdown 20-18/19 Edition
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik and Imran hold a long overdue conversation about United's awful league form with 1 win in 7. They discuss a disappointing draw at Bournemouth, a not so disappointing draw against Liverpool and a crushing defeat at Chelsea - Is time nearly over for Erik Ten Hag?
Then in a special second half of the pod, Nik welcomes Natalie ( https://twitter.com/natalie_17) to discuss the fortunes of Manchester United Women as they booked a place in the FA Cup Final after a historic first ever win vs. Chelsea.
I wonder if Karius was concussed when he released that video of him in the US.
Cringe. This concussion will be brought up throughout all of next season by Klopp. Much like our offside goal.
At this rate Jurgen the Bavarian and Karius, who is called Gehirnerschütterung (Which is, when translated, concussion), will be immortalised into a second long lost chapter in the Book of Kopites
I guess if you have a player who is suffering from a concussion and you make them play on, you're either incompetent or a total cnut. Take your pick. Either way, your fault.
Matter of fact, i think our offside goal is the reason why he got a concussion.
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I'd agree because he probably got a headache from Klopp not being able to shut up about it, to start.
Some big-hitting Believers have come out to play this morning
What I like most about Karius is that he's good enough that they don't need a replacement, while still being a few rungs down the ladder from the top keepers.
If Pool fans would be American - they d all be Trump voters. Many of the comments that come from their base always come across as borderline cult-ish. Now that Supreme leader Klopp made those comments about Karius its like they developed amnesia and just nod and agree that the man is the only one to defend their glorious goal.
Is 'Karius had a concussion' the new 'Man Utd goal was offside'?
It reads like a spoken word poem/rap, with a backing beat delivered by a dustbin and plastic spoon.
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That's incredible.
That's pretty good tbh
Came for a laugh at Liverpool. Left with a hankering for a bag of minstrels.
If the pre season training video going around is anything to go by then he seems to be still having that concussion.
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Obviously the effects of the concussion haven't worn out.
Butterfly effect
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One of my cats had 99 lives. Managed to survive constantly winding up two massive Alsatians next door, getting stuck on our roof for 4 hours, dodging giant roided-up rats near the beach, pissing my neighbour off by kipping on his bed and going into my neighbour's garden with a swastika armband round its waist. The neighbour survived the D-day landings and wanted to twat it with a shovel.
The dopey twat got run over during a fuel crisis.
If you are wondering why my cat had a swastika armband round its waist, my brother was doing a play in sixth form which required him to be a Nazi guard.
Anyway he took it a bit too seriously and bought an original armband off some headcase Hitler worshipper who lived a few roads away. When he got it home for some reason he thought it would be hilarious to put it on the cat then dangle string above it so it would do Hitler salutes.
He then went to take it off the cat but the cat bit him then fecked off out the window and into a few neighbours' gardens.
One of them said he was sitting off watching the footy then saw a Nazi cat wandering round the garden and spat his tea out all over the telly./SPOILER]
And that cat's name? Albert Einstein
The concussion-thingy is utterly pathetic and convenient for «them», but the jokes and crap we will see next season is going to be hilarious. I can’t wait to see the next similar mistake to Bale’s shot and see the excuses. Millions of excuses, readymade to delirious perfection.
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That’s one long concussion.
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That’s one long concussion.
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There's nothing to say. Absolutely nothing.
Tales of the Unexplained
When Liverpool comes calling, other clubs sit back with some popcorn to witness the ways showing how one club can humiliate itself by inevitably fecking up a transfer.
It always amazes me how deluded they are.
Shithole of a city and 3 clubs in the league can offer more money than them.
They are the 4th most attractive club to sign for. Maybe 6th depending on how foreign players view London as a factor.
They are the 4th most attractive club to sign for. Maybe 6th depending on how foreign players view London as a factor.
"Oh, he wants to go to Liverpool, perhaps we should steer clear then."
Nothing to say about their new signing?
Klopp just said they played 0-0 with Bury because the players were so tired after the hard training sessions. I thought he'd run out of excuses after wind, dry grass, towns in penalty areas, concussions, fixture congestion, long balls and Valencia. Imagine their tiredness once the season is actually under way.
Even if we can't get excited about United next season, I'm dying to watch City and Pool come unstuck.
Even if we can't get excited about United next season, I'm dying to watch City and Pool come unstuck.
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Karius, I can't believe they're giving us this gift
Legend has it that Karius can't even catch a cold. During his early school days when all his classmates had a cold, He turned up 100% healthy. This shocked the teacher to the point where the teacher also caught a cold. He's also the only kid in the school who didn't need immunization because He kept missing all the viruses and bacterias.
He did receive a concussion once though, from the kid the row over sneezing too hard.
What are his thoughts on their star players fighting tooth and nail to move to bigger clubs?