RAWK Goes Into Meltdown 2016-17 Edition

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Still better than them then.
I think he meant that they are a mediocre team capable of the odd giant killing. He has a point, to be fair. Celta were very, very average on Thursday. And they are 11th in La Liga. Doesn't take away their Barca or Real wins.
 

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I think he meant that they are a mediocre team capable of the odd giant killing. He has a point, to be fair. Celta were very, very average on Thursday. And they are 11th in La Liga. Doesn't take away their Barca or Real wins.
Or the fact they're in the semi's of the Europa League.
 

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Currently they are rubbing one out over there about Mbappe "turning us down".
 

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I'd rather be turned down by Kylian Mbappe than Mahmoud Dahoud

Mbappe didn't turn us down. The words 'manchester United' have just been inserted into the Daily Mail's article today to generate more clicks. Standard practice.
 

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I'm assuming they're taking it well that so far they've been barely mentioned in 45 mins of coverage when they're game is due on first?
 
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This...
What the feck are you doing here? You claimed Top 4 was GONE after the 30th match.

2 weeks ago you said you were done posting for the season after Crystal Palace

Oh but here you are now sticking the knife in again, feck you.
...was in response to this. :lol:
Two points at home to Bournemouth, Crystal Palace and Southampton.

3rd gone, 4th only guaranteed if we win the last two games.

Took eons to make a change when the manager could've made them after 10 minutes.
They are not happy with Milner:
He shouldn't be on he pitch!!

HE'S NOT A feckING FULLBACK!!!!

Buy a fullback in the summer or January but no Klopp tries to be a smart arse and this is what happens.

The decisions this club makes year on year baffles me. I just can't get my head round it all.
But then, what about our left back, James Milner the ultra-right-footed midfielder? He is on similar money.
 

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Oh yeah by the way.

If you look in the dictionary for the phrase 'nothing club' then you'll see a Southampton badge. There are quite a few clubs you'd class as nothing clubs, who have maybe done something of note. But these lot exist to be pillaged by other clubs, that's what they do. I can't fathom the mindset of three games left in the season, no relegation and no Europe, of parking the bus to that extent. You'd feel sorry for their players, but I don't. Just a true nothing club, if they got relegated and then just blown down the leagues you'd be left with 'oh that's the club Liverpool signed from players from and had that Le Tissier isn't it?'.
 

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Yet they buy all their players. Makes them a nothing club too.
 

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There is a thread on red cafe regarding last nights sending off of Bailley. Lots of posters saying they bet he was racially abused to have reacted angrily. Based on nothing whatsoever apart from the fact he is black. Some even calling for an appeal to U.E.F.A. to allow him to play in the final because he was probably called something racist. Never their fault.
 

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I'm not sure how any Liverpool fans laugh at us. We had our worst period over the course of 4 decades, yet we've still won more than them in that time.

Keep laughing.
 

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There's a thread on there about our kid Alan Dixon.


Hillsborough finally got to him.

He's dead .... stardust !

What the feck ?
 

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First is a position far from their reach.
Under no manager have they achieved anything for the last 10 years.
Currently, getting in the top 4 is the best they can hope for.
Kop is not what it used to be.

Life is hard when you live in the past, although some of us are already doing it too.
Interesting to mention is their horrible record on the market.
Very impressed by Mane, however.
Every time i see him play, i wish we had proper wingers too.
Rough but dangerous when on the ball and off it.
Paying for him would have been nothing for us.
One of the players i regret not getting.
Options should be better this summer, hopefully, for us to strengthen significantly.
Looking forward to actually scoring some goals and winning at home.
 

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First is a position far from their reach.
Under no manager have they achieved anything for the last 10 years.
Currently, getting in the top 4 is the best they can hope for.
Kop is not what it used to be.

Life is hard when you live in the past, although some of us are already doing it too.
Interesting to mention is their horrible record on the market.
Very impressed by Mane, however.
Every time i see him play, i wish we had proper wingers too.
Rough but dangerous when on the ball and off it.
Paying for him would have been nothing for us.
One of the players i regret not getting.
Options should be better this summer, hopefully, for us to strengthen significantly.
Looking forward to actually scoring some goals and winning at home.
This is the worst poem I've ever read.
 

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I'm not sure how any Liverpool fans laugh at us. We had our worst period over the course of 4 decades, yet we've still won more than them in that time.

Keep laughing.
I've enjoyed them making light of the FA Cup and League Cup, which are the only two trophies they've won in the last 12 years.
 

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We don't deserve top 4 if we can't beat West Ham and fecking boro
To which some numpty replied

The ban hammer needs to come out for people that post this fecking nonsense. fecking unbelievable how stupid a statement it really is.
Er, I'm struggling to see what's stupid about that statement. Liverpool will not deserve top 4 if they can beat relegated Boro at home and nothing to play for West Ham. Not even mentioning the horrific home form they've had against shite teams. A bit like us actually. We don't deserve top 4 either.
 

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Arsenal are hilarious, they turn up for about half a season. Imagine if Wenger and the players had some guts, they wouldn't be 20 odd points behind Chelsea.

Come on Stoke, turn up for half a game and kick Arsenal out the Champions League at last.
The irony. Coming from a fan who supports a team who only turn up against big teams.
 

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Can you imagine the hilarity on RAWK if Arsenal sneak into fourth and they're left with 'uck ALL again this season, not even CL football?!