Richard Keys: The Ramblings of a Madman



'Kin hell :lol:

Alan Partridge indeed. All that was missing is him saying "Needless to say I had the last laugh"

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Bit crazy that such an average, cringe, pudgy-faced nothing guy has that life of luxury and a lawyer wife half his age.
 
There is an idea of a Richard Keys.
Some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me.
Only an entity-- something illusory.
And though I can hide my cold gaze...
and you can shake my hand and feel hair gripping yours...
and maybe you can even sense our life styles are probably comparable,
I simply am not there.
 
So is he back from Qatar and now trying a redemption arc over here so he can get a job? How long until he's on TNT?
 
A can of tuna on Christmas day is bleak. If you're used to your missus doing all the cooking and are recently single, then just get a takeaway in.
 
One of the true misunderstood übermenschen of our time.
I can't work out if he was bitter about how it ended at sky so he tried to provoke people and get more attention or if he was always a bit weird and being at Sky forced him to reign it in.