Samir Nasri retires from football

dal

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Should go to prison for stealing from Nani.
 

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He missed out the part where the procedure was actually on the banned substances list and he got banned from all football related activity for 6 months also.
He then appealed and it got extended to 18 months! Most of it was backdated but it still put him out for an extra 4 or 5 months.

My fondest memory of him is moving off the end of wall and hiding behind it like a coward when Van Persie made it 3-2 in the derby. If he'd have stood his ground he'd have likely blocked it.
 

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He then appealed and it got extended to 18 months! Most of it was backdated but it still put him out for an extra 4 or 5 months.

My fondest memory of him is moving off the end of wall and hiding behind it like a coward when Van Persie made it 3-2 in the derby. If he'd have stood his ground he'd have likely blocked it.
Ah that's right, the whole 2 and a half men comment that Mancini made after we won that game. Good times.
 

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He's only 34? :eek:

I remember him for that one brilliant half a season he had with Arsenal where he was, along with Nani, the best player in the league. Don't really remember anything after that, hell I'd forgotten he played for City until reading this thread.
 

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Retirement is treating him well
 

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What the actual feck...He must been fat since before retiring surely you cant gain 20 kgs in a month can you?
He hasn't really played a game since 2019.
 

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He was let go by Anderlecht almost two years ago and hasn't had a club since. He's clearly not been looking after himself while alledgedly looking for a new club though, jeez

 

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Fat shaming at its finest, you should all be bloody ashamed of yourselves :nono:
 

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Stop fat shaming you cnuts. I came in here expecting a porno with that blood or face transfusion person woman. You fecking ruined it now.
 

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That picture of Nasri running, holy shit. He legit looks like Alan Patridge that time he ate all those Toblerones and drove to Dundee.
 

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I'm not gonna blame him for this. If you're quite young and rich why you should be obsessed with your body? Gimme that DiCaprio body and a plate of quesadillas! :keano: