Satirical football articles

[Ravelation]

Stumbled across this article which popped up as a notification on my phone;

https://news.paddypower.com/footbal...ut-weghorst-dedicates-final-miss-united-fans/

Half way through reading the first paragraph I realised it was satirical and chuckled probably a bit more than I should've.

Anyone come across any articles or threads online of this nature that tickled you?

 

[Vidyoyo]

I always liked LuckyScout's

 

[Lay]

@SteveJ had some crackers on here.

https://www.redcafe.net/threads/the-brendan-gerrard-show.439873/

 

[glaspalast]

Nothing beats Brian Sewell’s Transfer Windows

Eg

https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/spor...ewells-transfer-window-round-up-2014090290088

And relegation round up

https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/spor...s-guide-to-the-relegation-battle-201105193838


BIRMINGHAM CITY
Often called the Venice of The North by those who believe La Serenissima is half a billion tons of concrete hastily shat into a rusting septic tank, Birmingham holds little charm for the modern aesthete unless he is blind, deaf, has no sense of smell and the constitution required to survive on a diet of Balti. This team is commanded by an irascible Scot, if one may employ a tautology, and I have yet to find a use for Scotland, other than to buffer England from beefy Scandanavian marauders.

 

[justsomebloke]

Breaking: Lance Armstrong set for Man City consultancy role (paddypower.com)

 

[glaspalast]

You Will Suffer Humiliation When The Sports Team From My Area Defeats The Sports Team From Your Area

https://www.theonion.com/you-will-suffer-humiliation-when-the-sports-team-from-m-1819583814

 

[horsechoker]

Breaking: Lance Armstrong set for Man City consultancy role (paddypower.com)

 

[Oranges038]

https://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2...inancial-fair-play-in-champions-league-final/