Full Name: Senne Lammens
Date of Birth: July 7, 2002
Nationality: Belgian
Height: 193 cm
Squad Number: Was #31, surely #1 now
Position: Goalkeeper
Foot: Right
Player Agent: Mark Volders
Contract expires: Jun 30, 2030
Senne Lammens | 2026/27 Performances
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Full Name: Senne Lammens
Date of Birth: July 7, 2002
Nationality: Belgian
Height: 193 cm
Squad Number: Was #31, surely #1 now
Position: Goalkeeper
Foot: Right
Player Agent: Mark Volders
Contract expires: Jun 30, 2030
@MyOnlySolskjaer I did the last one and he was a revelation, doing it again due to superstition.
Quality control
"Are you Schmeichel, are you Schmeichel, are you Schmeichel in disguise..."
Our brilliant and dedicated goalkeeper! Let him keep many clean sheets in the coming season!
Our brilliant and dedicated goalkeeper! Let him keep many clean sheets in the coming season!
Felt very bad for him after the Spain mistake but he’s a grounded, chill lad who will no doubt bounce back from this and have a great season here next. So glad he’s ours.
These reek of being fake quotes tbf"Are you Schmeichel, are you Schmeichel, are you Schmeichel in disguise..."
Our brilliant and dedicated goalkeeper! Let him keep many clean sheets in the coming season!
Honestly, this type of stuff with no link and no sources should be banned, just a rubbish picture with quotes pasted over it, it's garbage.
Just banned? Why not lynch and shoot the poster too? So much anger for a fecking post, celebrating our goalkeeper!
Here's your link, and settle down: https://www.espn.com/soccer/story/_...iday-short-return-man-united-training-sources
Those fake picture quotes & tweets are all bs.
Where's the direct quote from the picture in that article?
Probably say it’s the best thing to do, to get back at it as soon as possible after a high profile blunder. Nothing worse than to have it fester in your mind.
Just hope it’s not a Tim Howard vs Porto moment where it fecking tanks his confidence.
Just hope it’s not a Tim Howard vs Porto moment where it fecking tanks his confidence.
The point is - he came early from vacation because he cant wait to get started. Whether the exact quote is fake or not, nobody cares, ffs.
Why do you feel you have to argue about everything?
I stand by my original comment.
Just reduces the quality of the forum to be honest.
This is the first season in a long time where there is zero worries over the GK at all. What a man he is.
This is bullshit right?"Are you Schmeichel, are you Schmeichel, are you Schmeichel in disguise..."
Our brilliant and dedicated goalkeeper! Let him keep many clean sheets in the coming season!
You kidding, right? With all the crap and bullshit on this forum, that meme is what broke camel's back? It is good enough for ESPN's rumors section but unacceptable to RedCafe?
OK....
Also totally missing the point here, mate. He did, FACTUALLY (confirmed by United) return 4 days early and he is a goalkeeper to be excited about. That was the point, the meme was just fun visualization. It is weird how many of you care so much about it "not being verified"
Plain weird
Factually every single comment attributed to him in that picture is fake, defending it saying he did return early doesn't make those quotes any more real.You kidding, right? With all the crap and bullshit on this forum, that meme is what broke camel's back? It is good enough for ESPN's rumors section but unacceptable to RedCafe?
OK....
Also totally missing the point here, mate. He did, FACTUALLY (confirmed by United) return 4 days early and he is a goalkeeper to be excited about. That was the point, the meme was just fun visualization. It is weird how many of you care so much about it "not being verified"
Plain weird
Also it's called rumours section for a reason, that picture you posted doesn't make it sound like a rumoured quote, it's pretending to be real, also where have united confirmed this fact?
Only thing plain weird is you defending a fake quote by pointing to a rumour article as source where the quotes aren't even mentioned
These are fake"Are you Schmeichel, are you Schmeichel, are you Schmeichel in disguise..."
Our brilliant and dedicated goalkeeper! Let him keep many clean sheets in the coming season!
But I love it
I don't mind a good meme, but this is just fake quotes pretending to be real.You kidding, right? With all the crap and bullshit on this forum, that meme is what broke camel's back? It is good enough for ESPN's rumors section but unacceptable to RedCafe?
OK....
Also totally missing the point here, mate. He did, FACTUALLY (confirmed by United) return 4 days early and he is a goalkeeper to be excited about. That was the point, the meme was just fun visualization. It is weird how many of you care so much about it "not being verified"
Plain weird
I think pretty much everybody should care whether quotes attributed to our players are real or fake.
If it's something that is obviously a joke or meme that's one thing, but anything pretending to be real quotes trying to fool people should have no place here.
I hope we look after the boy. Was a big mistake against Spain, which can sometimes make or break careers. He seems to have a strong mind, he handled last year well, coming in and bringing calmness to our goalkeeping situation. I dont think Courtois helped him, he was huffing and puffing on the bench when he came off injured, he should of tried to give the young boy encouragement by being calm. Either way, this is how humans learn, under pressure and hopefully he has the mentality to realise, this is a new season and a new slate. I really like his raw ability.
If Senne can perform again at the same level he performed last season, he’s an obvious candidate for keeper of the season. He was that great.
But he’ll need a postage stamp save to silence his doubters who bang on about the mistake against Spain.
But he’ll need a postage stamp save to silence his doubters who bang on about the mistake against Spain.
It's true he came back early to training, and you could have said that and linked to the ESPN article. But the quotes in this image are fake; they're made up by someone or (worse) AI crap. And then you doubled down when people pointed it out. Let's not."Are you Schmeichel, are you Schmeichel, are you Schmeichel in disguise..."
Our brilliant and dedicated goalkeeper! Let him keep many clean sheets in the coming season!
Anyway, good on how to come back early and work hard.
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Not back for PSG?
Ill apparently
He dropped a bollock for us last season and looked the same old Lammens next game. The lads made of decent stuff, he’ll be fine.