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Song for Pogba?
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik and Imran hold a long overdue conversation about United's awful league form with 1 win in 7. They discuss a disappointing draw at Bournemouth, a not so disappointing draw against Liverpool and a crushing defeat at Chelsea - Is time nearly over for Erik Ten Hag?
Then in a special second half of the pod, Nik welcomes Natalie ( https://twitter.com/natalie_17) to discuss the fortunes of Manchester United Women as they booked a place in the FA Cup Final after a historic first ever win vs. Chelsea.
You are my Pogba,
My Paul Pogba
You make me happy,
When skies are grey,
Oh Marouane Fellaini,
Would've replaced you,
If Jose had his way.
My Paul Pogba
You make me happy,
When skies are grey,
Oh Marouane Fellaini,
Would've replaced you,
If Jose had his way.
Wow that's horrible.
I would genuinely sing this at games. You have my vote sir.
Lifetime ban for you
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Haha. I think you can pull it off. It’s catchy.
Paul Pogba, Paul Pogba
Awful hair is nothing to be scared of
Ask Chris Smalling, ask Chris Smalling
While you’re there teach him how to pass a football
Ah there was a great one once to this tune, with our whole defence and ending in: "Chris Smalling! Chris Smalling! Great defence is something to be proud of"
If anyone has that tune lying around I'd give the name-rights to my firstborn child
Hotdog
Jumping frog
I love Pogba
Jumping frog
I love Pogba
To the tune of The Safety Dance
Ah he can dab if he wants to, he can leave your team behind,
Cause your team don't stand chance and if there's no chance,
Well they're no defenders of mine
I say, he can play where he wants to, a place where you'll never find
And he can act like he comes from out of this world
Leave your defenders far behind,
And he can dab
Oh well the Pogba dab
Ah yes the Pogba dab
Oh it's the Pogba dab
With a bit of tweaking, this could work...
Ah he can dab if he wants to, he can leave your team behind,
Cause your team don't stand chance and if there's no chance,
Well they're no defenders of mine
I say, he can play where he wants to, a place where you'll never find
And he can act like he comes from out of this world
Leave your defenders far behind,
And he can dab
Oh well the Pogba dab
Ah yes the Pogba dab
Oh it's the Pogba dab
With a bit of tweaking, this could work...
I thought about the same thing the other day, how come our own boy doesnt have a song. He deserves a song and since he like attention I think he would love a song.
Here is my it goes the same as anderson.
Paaaul paul paul,
He's playing with the ball,
Paul Paul Paul,
He's our midfield magician...
To the left; to the right,
To the samba beat all the night,
He is class with a brass, And he s*its on Hendersonnn!
Here is my it goes the same as anderson.
Paaaul paul paul,
He's playing with the ball,
Paul Paul Paul,
He's our midfield magician...
To the left; to the right,
To the samba beat all the night,
He is class with a brass, And he s*its on Hendersonnn!
Alex Song for Pogba? No thanks.
How about Rigobert?
Remember the Plastic Bertrand song, Ça plane pour moi ?
Pogba pour moi
Pogba pour moi
Pogba pour moi moi moi moi moi
Pogba pour moi
Ooooeeeee Ooooeee!
Pogba pour moi
Pogba pour moi
Pogba pour moi
Pogba pour moi moi moi moi moi
Pogba pour moi
Ooooeeeee Ooooeee!
Pogba pour moi
To the tune of Sussudio by Phil Collins:
There’s this lad that been on my mind, all the time
Paul, Paul Pogba
Paul, Paul Pogba!
He left us to go to Turin, felt so grim
Paul, Paul Pogba
Paul, Paul Pogba!
But now, now he’s back
In the red
Our attack
Is the best!
Skills flicks and tricks
What a sight
We just need
Somebody on the right!
Paul, Paul Pogba
Paul, Paul Pogba!
There’s this lad that been on my mind, all the time
Paul, Paul Pogba
Paul, Paul Pogba!
He left us to go to Turin, felt so grim
Paul, Paul Pogba
Paul, Paul Pogba!
But now, now he’s back
In the red
Our attack
Is the best!
Skills flicks and tricks
What a sight
We just need
Somebody on the right!
Paul, Paul Pogba
Paul, Paul Pogba!
Take the goals out of the last line and replace it with fecking before time and this works
He’s probably played against Henderson once? And he didn’t really set the world alight Sunday
♫Souness doesn’t like him,
F*ck the Scouser,
We’ve Paul Pogba♫
Think Florida man wins.
His name is Pogba,
We built a team around him,
He plays for Solskjaer
A match made in heaven,
And when he plays, oh how he rocks
Our midfield tick tocks,
But pundits all think he's a scam
And they don't give a damn about him.
Oh Pogba's our midfield maestro baby,
Yeah Pogba's our midfield maestro baby,
Don't listen to Graeme Souness baby, he's shit
Ooooooooooooh
OH YEAH. POGBAAAAAAA
No, his run up isn't why he's missing.
OH YEAH. POGBAAAAAAA.
No, his run up isn't why he's missing.
We built a team around him,
He plays for Solskjaer
A match made in heaven,
And when he plays, oh how he rocks
Our midfield tick tocks,
But pundits all think he's a scam
And they don't give a damn about him.
Oh Pogba's our midfield maestro baby,
Yeah Pogba's our midfield maestro baby,
Don't listen to Graeme Souness baby, he's shit
Ooooooooooooh
OH YEAH. POGBAAAAAAA
No, his run up isn't why he's missing.
OH YEAH. POGBAAAAAAA.
No, his run up isn't why he's missing.
He still doesn't have one correct? We be great if whoever is responsible for these songs could get one sorted by the weekend given the racial abuse he's suffered
Put me up, put me down
Put my feedback on the ground
Put me up, feel my heart
And make me happy
Ayyayaya Pogba-Pogba ayyayai,
Ayyayaya Pogba-Pogba ayyayai, ayye yo
Put my feedback on the ground
Put me up, feel my heart
And make me happy
Ayyayaya Pogba-Pogba ayyayai,
Ayyayaya Pogba-Pogba ayyayai, ayye yo
Song: The Killers - Somebody told me
Somebody told me (Somebody told me..)
Pogba is leavin'
I ain't believing
Same shit we heard in May and June of last year
Now his hairs with us (Somebody told me..)
Making that Hollywood pass
Strutting forever
Like it's all a game in the backyard
Pogba is class you will learn it fast (Heaven is close..)
When Pogba is arsed we will go so far
Wooooooooo
(Rinse and repeat x 3)
Somebody told me (Somebody told me..)
Pogba is leavin'
I ain't believing
Same shit we heard in May and June of last year
Now his hairs with us (Somebody told me..)
Making that Hollywood pass
Strutting forever
Like it's all a game in the backyard
Pogba is class you will learn it fast (Heaven is close..)
When Pogba is arsed we will go so far
Wooooooooo
(Rinse and repeat x 3)
Tune: Manchester United Boys - Vidic
Paul Pogba, oooooh
Paul Pogba, oooooh
He comes from fecking France,
he'll teach ya how to dance
Paul Pogba, oooooh
Paul Pogba, oooooh
Paul Pogba, oooooh
Paul Pogba, oooooh
He comes from fecking France,
he'll teach ya how to dance
Paul Pogba, oooooh
Paul Pogba, oooooh
Tune: Manchester United Boys - Vidic
Paul Pogba, oooooh
Paul Pogba, oooooh
He comes from fecking France,
he'll teach ya how to dance
Paul Pogba, oooooh
Paul Pogba, oooooh
Paul Pogba, oooooh
Paul Pogba, oooooh
He comes from fecking France,
he'll teach ya how to dance
Paul Pogba, oooooh
Paul Pogba, oooooh
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To the tune of Johny, Johny, Yes Papa
Gary... Gary... Yes Pogba?
Hating on me? No Pogba
Telling Lies? No Pogba
Shut your mouth... Ha Ha Ha!
Gary... Gary... Yes Pogba?
Hating on me? No Pogba
Telling Lies? No Pogba
Shut your mouth... Ha Ha Ha!
To the tune of "Summertime" (Gershwin):
Paul Pogbaaaa
His moves are good lookin’
Oppo’s are droppin’
Left and right on his path
His skills are rich
And his hair is just smashin’
So hush oppo fans
Don’t you cryyy!
Paul Pogbaaaa
His moves are good lookin’
Oppo’s are droppin’
Left and right on his path
His skills are rich
And his hair is just smashin’
So hush oppo fans
Don’t you cryyy!
To the tune of Rock the Casbah by The Clash
The sheiks don’t like him,
Rockin the Pogba
Rock the Pogba
The sheiks can’t handle him
Rockin the Pogba
Rock the Pogba
My very first attempt at this. Apologies in advance
The sheiks don’t like him,
Rockin the Pogba
Rock the Pogba
The sheiks can’t handle him
Rockin the Pogba
Rock the Pogba
My very first attempt at this. Apologies in advance
Nice yes simple but I like it!
Nice one. Should be winner.
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Fergie give us a wave chant -
Pogba, f*ck off to Spain.
Pogba Pogba f*ck off to Spain.
(this is just a joke do not sing this)
We should just sing “there’s only one paul Pogba” on Saturday after the vile abuse he’s had on twitter.
Pogba, f*ck off to Spain.
Pogba Pogba f*ck off to Spain.
(this is just a joke do not sing this)
We should just sing “there’s only one paul Pogba” on Saturday after the vile abuse he’s had on twitter.
What about he's one of our own? He is from our academy after all x
Oh Pogba’s fecking magic.
He wears a magic hat.
And when he saw Old Trafford, he said I fancy that.
He didn’t sign for City or Barca cos they’re shite.
He came back to United cos we’re fecking dynamite.
Simple. And Keane would love it that Pogba got his chant
He wears a magic hat.
And when he saw Old Trafford, he said I fancy that.
He didn’t sign for City or Barca cos they’re shite.
He came back to United cos we’re fecking dynamite.
Simple. And Keane would love it that Pogba got his chant
There's already a chant along these lines that gets sung occasionally.
He's one of our own
He's one of our oooooown
Paul fecking Pogba, he was only on loan
You used to hear it quite frequently in his first few months but barely ever these days.