I reckon Old Trafford should just go along to the Jaws theme.
Moy... es.
Moy... es.
Moy... es, Moy... es, Moy... es!
Mike Phelan!
Moy... es.
Moy... es.
Moy... es, Moy... es, Moy... es!
Mike Phelan!
Songs for David Moyes
- Thread starter Plechazunga
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Don't want to be (don't want to be)
Where the Downings are (Downings are)
I'm feeling pure relief
Liverpool has finally gone...
It's my Moyesy paradise.
Where the Downings are (Downings are)
I'm feeling pure relief
Liverpool has finally gone...
It's my Moyesy paradise.
When we win the title next season:
Moysey one
Gerrard Nil
Moysey one
Gerrard nil
Moysey one
Gerrard Nil
Moysey one
Gerrard nil
Heard the 'So come on David Moyes, play like Fergie's boys, we'll go whoa whoa whoa' for the first time tonight, think it'll catch on!
That's not bad!
Doesn't really make sense, mind, but never mind
Doesn't really make sense, mind, but never mind
It's to Slades Cum on feel the noize
For the Community Shield, just a simple "David Moyes! Is a winner! Is a winner!" as he lifts the shield aloft would be nice. Assuming we beat the Championship side opposing us, of course.
Smalltime? Perhaps. But it will wind up certain rivals who have Rodgers or Pellegrini as their manager and make sure we start this new era as we mean to go on.
Smalltime? Perhaps. But it will wind up certain rivals who have Rodgers or Pellegrini as their manager and make sure we start this new era as we mean to go on.
Bob Marley Bad Boys:
Dave Moyes, Dave Moyes, Whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do? Are you Fergie II?
Dave Moyes, Dave Moyes, Whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do? Are you Fergie II?
When you were blue you had bad dreams
a starting team with Anichebie
Now you're free and you will see
We've got Van Persie and Wayne Rooney
Dave Moyes, Dave Moyes, Whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do with the big bad Roo?
Dave Moyes, Dave Moyes, Whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do with the big bad Roo?
A midfield player, we want one
A midfield player, we need one
We don't care if it's De Rossi
or one of your Toffee posse
A midfield player, please get one
A midfield player, not Gibson
or we could just play Giggs until he's fifty-three?
Dave Moyes, Dave Moyes, Whatcha gonna do?
Will you play Jones in a midfield two?
Dave Moyes, Dave Moyes, Whatcha gonna do?
Will you play Jones in a midfield two?
Dave Moyes, Dave Moyes, Whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do? Are you Fergie II?
Dave Moyes, Dave Moyes, Whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do? Are you Fergie II?
When you were blue you had bad dreams
a starting team with Anichebie
Now you're free and you will see
We've got Van Persie and Wayne Rooney
Dave Moyes, Dave Moyes, Whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do with the big bad Roo?
Dave Moyes, Dave Moyes, Whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do with the big bad Roo?
A midfield player, we want one
A midfield player, we need one
We don't care if it's De Rossi
or one of your Toffee posse
A midfield player, please get one
A midfield player, not Gibson
or we could just play Giggs until he's fifty-three?
Dave Moyes, Dave Moyes, Whatcha gonna do?
Will you play Jones in a midfield two?
Dave Moyes, Dave Moyes, Whatcha gonna do?
Will you play Jones in a midfield two?
How about..
Moyesey woahoooo
Moyesey woahoooo
He came from Everton... To make Anderson run!
Moyesey woahoooo
Moyesey woahoooo
Moyesey woahoooo
Moyesey woahoooo
He came from Everton... To make Anderson run!
Moyesey woahoooo
Moyesey woahoooo
Viva David Moyes
Viva David Moyes
Bring back CR7
And we'll be in heaven
Viva David Moyes
Viva David Moyes
Viva David Moyes
Another surly Scot
Yeah that's what we've got
Viva David Moyes
Viva David Moyes
Viva David Moyes
He's a steady hand
Hope he works out grand
Viva David Moyes
Viva David Moyes
Bring back CR7
And we'll be in heaven
Viva David Moyes
Viva David Moyes
Viva David Moyes
Another surly Scot
Yeah that's what we've got
Viva David Moyes
Viva David Moyes
Viva David Moyes
He's a steady hand
Hope he works out grand
Viva David Moyes
Moyesey give us a wave, moyesey moyesey give us a wave
We're off to see the lizard
The wonderful lizard eyed boss.
You'll find he is a reptilian Wiz! If ever a lizard there was.
The wonderful lizard eyed boss.
You'll find he is a reptilian Wiz! If ever a lizard there was.
He's scotch, he's shy.
He made Bill Kenwright cry.
David Moyes, David Moyes..
He made Bill Kenwright cry.
David Moyes, David Moyes..
Ran out of steem a little bit. To Blur Girls and Boys
Pitch like a jungle
So call RVP
Scoring lots of goals
With Shinji
On fire
Love for 26 years
Fergie won the lot
On sunny beaches
Take your chances looking for
[Chorus]
REDS WHO LIKE MOYES
WHO LIKE MOYES TO BE RED
WHO TWAT BLUES LIKE THEY'RE GIRLS
WHO DO GIRLS LIKE THEY'RE GIGSS
(MOYES) ALWAYS SHOULD BE SOMEONE YOU REALLY LOVE
Pitch like a jungle
So call RVP
Scoring lots of goals
With Shinji
On fire
Love for 26 years
Fergie won the lot
On sunny beaches
Take your chances looking for
[Chorus]
REDS WHO LIKE MOYES
WHO LIKE MOYES TO BE RED
WHO TWAT BLUES LIKE THEY'RE GIRLS
WHO DO GIRLS LIKE THEY'RE GIGSS
(MOYES) ALWAYS SHOULD BE SOMEONE YOU REALLY LOVE
I think I'm onto a winner with this one 
In my Moyesey Paradise - The Stone Roses
In my Moyesey Paradise - The Stone Roses
C'mon don't say it isn't catchy
Oh god
Moyes Moyes wherever you maybe
You eat haggis in your home country
But its alright we don't care
As long as you buy Ron and Bale
You eat haggis in your home country
But its alright we don't care
As long as you buy Ron and Bale
I just did that one a few posts up!I think I'm onto a winner with this one
In my Moyesey Paradise - The Stone Roses
C'mon don't say it isn't catchy
Nice graphic though
Nice to hear a Moyes song getting an airing today
Got a vid of it from the game I will post up when I get chance.
Not as good though is it
Which one got going?
Come on David Moyes. Play like Fergie's Boys. We'll go wild, wild, wild. We'll go wild, wild wild.
The problem is it doesn't really make sense. You want Moyes' boys to play like Fergie's boys. Or Moyes to manage like Fergie. But not Moyes to play like Fergie's boys. I hate sloppy chants, cos it's such a beautiful thing when when they're tight.
That said, I thought they were singing, "Come on, feel the Moyes, play like Fergie's boys", which sort of works.
That said, I thought they were singing, "Come on, feel the Moyes, play like Fergie's boys", which sort of works.
What about.
Moyes Moyes wherever you me be.
They eat porridge in your country.
But it could be worse you could be scouse.
Doing porridge for burgling a house.
That's worse than 'Oh Robin van Persie..'
Since when do football songs make sense? May I remind you United have never played in Sicily or Mandalay, scousers don't really eat rats, Wes Brown is certainly not the hardest man in town, City have only had 20,000 empty seats like once or twice, and nobody ever had intercourse with a large holed bucket.
If we only sang songs that were logical, we'd be quieter than Arsenal.
I hope for your sake he doesn't see that.
Hey Moyes...
SuperstaR vP...
Here we go!
But I can see you,
Your team now allowing Anderson,
You got Chris Smalling back and,
Some class from Young, baby,
And United my love for you will still be strong,
After the Moyes of summer has come.
Your team now allowing Anderson,
You got Chris Smalling back and,
Some class from Young, baby,
And United my love for you will still be strong,
After the Moyes of summer has come.
Why do they sing it so quickly? If they slowed it down so that the words could breathe, it would sound much better.
Oh, Davy Moyes, the fans, the fans are calling
From stand to stand, and down the Stretty side
The season's gone, and Fergie's flame is dying
'Tis he, 'tis he must go and we must bide.
From stand to stand, and down the Stretty side
The season's gone, and Fergie's flame is dying
'Tis he, 'tis he must go and we must bide.
Moyesy, woo-oh
Moyesy, woo-oh
He looks like Collina
He'll feckin murder ya
Moyesy, woo-oh
He looks like Collina
He'll feckin murder ya
David Moyes is magic,
He wears a magic hat,
And when he got our offer,
He said, 'I fancy that!'
He fecking hates the scousers,
And Leeds and City too,
And when he wins us 21,
We'll sing this song to you.
Champions... Champions... Champions... Champions...
He wears a magic hat,
And when he got our offer,
He said, 'I fancy that!'
He fecking hates the scousers,
And Leeds and City too,
And when he wins us 21,
We'll sing this song to you.
Champions... Champions... Champions... Champions...
Moyes! Moyes! MOYEEEES!
to the tune of:
to the tune of:
Oh Moyes,
you were Fergie's first choice,
so don't let us down,
you Smeagol looking clown.
you were Fergie's first choice,
so don't let us down,
you Smeagol looking clown.
Not read the rest of the thread, so probably be done but to the tune of 'Boys are Back in Town".
Guess who just retired today;
What a shock - there were tears and dismay;
But we still have lots to say;
But man, my mind's still hazy.
They were asking, who is around;
Who would take over - could one be found;
Needed to be from a Scottish town;
And could drive Benitez crazy.
Moyes now wears the crown, Moyes now wears the crown...
*Repeat*.
Guess who just retired today;
What a shock - there were tears and dismay;
But we still have lots to say;
But man, my mind's still hazy.
They were asking, who is around;
Who would take over - could one be found;
Needed to be from a Scottish town;
And could drive Benitez crazy.
Moyes now wears the crown, Moyes now wears the crown...
*Repeat*.