Songs for De Ligt

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Come on on baby Ligt my fire

There is a Ligt that will never go out

The Ligt side of the moon

No Ligt No Ligt
 
Turn up De Ligt in here, baby
Extra bright, I want y'all to see this
Turn up De Ligt in here, baby
You know what I need, want you to see everything
Want you to see all of De Ligt


To the tune of:

 
are people pronouncing it like light then?

I thought it sounded more like licked
 
Ligt, ligt, wherever you may be.

You smoke pancakes in your country.

It could be worse.

You could be scouse.

Smoking crack in your council house…
 
Just give me De Light.....Just give me De Light, Pass to Kobbie Mainooooooo

Dalot's gonna run the show!
 


He couldn't play for another
He couldn't play for another
United's in his hearrrrrt
United's in his hearrrrrt
 
Oh De Ligt number 2
I'm in love with you, De Ligt doo-be-do
I'm in love with you, De Ligt number 2
I'm in love with you
De Ligt De Ligt, in Man United red
De Ligt De Ligt, beside Martinez
De Ligt De Ligt, Old Trafford sings for you
 
If he flops:

You're fecking shiiiiigt.
You're fecking shiiiiigt.
 
Saw my mate
The other day
He says have you heard of the Dutch Baresi

He’s Tall and handsome
And he smokes the good shit
He goes by the name
Of Matthijs De Ligt
 
De Ligt
De Ligt
He's our new Vidic
Just as good
But twice as handsome
Matthijs De Ligt
 
Old Trafford about to become De Red Ligt District

We need a mural on a house so we can call the area that.

For a song I was thinking more along the lines of:

"You see, I am Wonder Mike (Smalling), and I'd like to say hello
To the black, to the white, the red, and the brown, the purple and yellow
But first I gotta bang-bang the ball in to the Zirkzee
Say up jump the goalie to the bang-bang bullet
Let's rock, you don't stop those
Rock the finish that'll make your goalie rock"

Or something.
 
I saw my mate
The other day
Smashed up a car park
Then drove away

German cops
Said who is he?
They're too late
The fee's agreed

Totalled Volvo's such a shame, we've got De Ligt, he's on the plane
 
(Eh eh eh)
Matthijs De Ligt
(Eh eh eh)
Matthijs De Ligt
(Eh eh eh)
Matthijs De Ligt
(Eh eh)

Mcfly - Shine a light
 
Turn up De Ligt in here, baby
Extra bright, I want y'all to see this
Turn up De Ligt in here, baby
You know what I need, want you to see everything
Want you to see all of De Ligt


To the tune of:


This would have the added benefit of the now least catchy chorus of all time.

Cop De Ligts, flash De Ligts, spot De Ligts
Strobe De Ligts, street De Ligts
(All of De Ligt, all of De Ligt)
Fast life, Dutch life, thug life
Rock life every night (all of De Ligt)
 
It'll be whatever one fits one of four or five tunes every football song in the history of the world has been set to. Props to everyone optimistically throwing out modern pop songs. But if it isn't a tune your average 53 year old bloke can't already hum or whistle with some degree of confidence - it isn't happening.
 
My, my, my De Ligt
Why, why, why De Ligt
I could see that guy was no good for more than 20 games a season
But I was lost like a slave that had a defensive injury crisis like every other year