Songs for Dorgu

I just wanna Dooooooorgu
No touchin and rubbing, Pat
You got a fanbase
Who loves you
You need to give us some quality time
 
Asked AI to write one...

Gemini:
(To the tune of "Seven Nation Army")
Ohhhh, Dorgu!
Ohhhh, Dorgu!
He's our left-back,
Attacking slack,
Ohhhh, Dorgu!
Ohhhh,
Dorgu!

ChatGPT:
(Verse 1)
Oh, Patrick Dorgu, he’s the man,
On the pitch, he’s got a plan,
With the ball, he’s quick and slick,
Watch him glide, watch him flick!

(Chorus)
Dorgu, Dorgu, what a star,
From near or far, he’s raising the bar,
With every touch, he’s on fire,
He’s our hero, take us higher!

(Verse 2)
On the wing, he’s flying free,
Opponents can’t catch him, wait and see,
He’s got the pace, he’s got the skill,
Patrick Dorgu, he’s the real deal!

(Chorus)
Dorgu, Dorgu, what a star,
From near or far, he’s raising the bar,
With every touch, he’s on fire,
He’s our hero, take us higher!

(Bridge)
When he’s on the ball, the crowd’s alive,
We’ll follow Dorgu to the sky,
Let’s go, Patrick, take the lead,
Score us the goals, fulfill our need!

(Chorus)
Dorgu, Dorgu, what a star,
From near or far, he’s raising the bar,
With every touch, he’s on fire,
He’s our hero, take us higher!


Don't give up your day job AI
 
Everybody have fun tonight
Everybody Dorgu tonight
Everybody Wang Chun tonight
Everybody Dorgu tonight.
 
Pat Dorgu-u-u
He’s our left footed Cafu
Pat Dorg-u-u
Always Red never a Blue
On the left on the right
He’s just f’ckin dynamite
From the land of Lego
Watch him run the f’!-@“ show
 
Oh Dorgu's fecking magic
He wears his hair in dreads
And when he saw Old Trafford he said come on you reds
He didn't sign for Brentford or Ipswich cause they're poor
He signed for Man United cause we're be going on a USA tour
 
Dorguuu guuu guuuu good vibrations bababa
Good vibrations bababa
Dorguuu guuu guuuu good vibrations bababa
Good vibrations bababa
 
Down in Acapulco:

Ugarte, playing one-two
Goal by Patrick Dorgu
He crosses the ball and he’s strong

Ugarte, playing one-two
Goal by Patrick Dorgu
You make me go pull out my schlong
 
Some majestic lyricing right there lads. It's like Johnny Marr woke up a red.

Edit: well not THAT one, obviously.
 
DORGUUUU SHOOK YOU ALL NIGHT LONG!

Cool Guitar noises

DORGUUUU SHOOK YOU ALL NIGHT LONG!

Some more cool guitar noises
 
FriedClams said:
He was playing as a left back in a shitey team
when we found him
Now he's coming to old Trafford to live out all his dreams
The Danish irwin

Dorgu want me baby
Dorgu want me baaaaaaby
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"Danish Irwin" is actually a brilliant nickname for him
 
rimaldo said:
nonsense. i’ve had loads of songs that have made it to the terraces.

there was the de ligt one;

de ligt, my back
lick my pussy and my crack

antony’s melody;

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
yeah, you fecking with some wet ant - ony
bring a bucket and a mop for this wet ant - ony
give me everything you got for this wet ant - ony

and who can forget;

guys, you know you'd better watch out
some girls, some girls are only about
that chin, that chin, that chin
that chin, that chin, that chin

for jimmy hill.
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:lol:
 
Marcus said:
Oppa Dorgu Style
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:lol: I like this one

rimaldo said:
nonsense. i’ve had loads of songs that have made it to the terraces.

there was the de ligt one;

de ligt, my back
lick my pussy and my crack

antony’s melody;

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
yeah, you fecking with some wet ant - ony
bring a bucket and a mop for this wet ant - ony
give me everything you got for this wet ant - ony

and who can forget;

guys, you know you'd better watch out
some girls, some girls are only about
that chin, that chin, that chin
that chin, that chin, that chin

for jimmy hill.
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After Googling who is Jimmy Hill
:lol::lol::lol:
 
In the jungle the mighty jungle,
The Danish sleeps tonight,
In the jungle, the mighty jungle
The Danish sleeps tonight,
Patrick dorgu!
Patrick dorgu!
Patrick dorgu!
 
His name is Patrick Dorgu
He wears a magic hat,
And when he saw Old Trafford,
He said I fancy that,
He didn’t sign for Bolton,
Or Millwall ‘cos they're sh*te,
He signed for Man United,
Cos…well…we’re alright
 
A bit sacrilegious to steal his chant, but...

"When Paddy goes marching down the wing,
Dorgu, Dorgu,
When Paddy goes marching down the wing,
Dorgu, Dorgu,
When Paddy goes marching down the wing,
The Stretford End will fecking sing,
We all know that Paddy is gonna score!"
 
Dorgu Dorgu Dorgu Dorgu Dorgu

To the tune of

Chelsea Chelsea Chelsea Chelsea Chelsea


Or Florence and the Machine

The Dalot days are over
The Dalot days are done
Can you hear Patrick Dorgu?
'Cause here he comes
 
Reiver said:
Dorgu breaking my heart
We played Dalot and cried
With Shaw we got restless
About his massive behind.
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Coming back in on this one:

Dorgu breaking my heart
Patrick you're our next star
Oh we can't really afford you
But feck PSR
 
Mazraoui n' Dorgu
I wanna let you know what we were going through
Midfield ripped apart
I dreamed of Ugarte
 
You're just too good to be true
Can't take my eyes off of you
You've got a heavenly touch
You cross the ball so much
At long last a wing back's arrived
And I thank God I'm alive
You're just too good to be true
Can't take my eyes off Dorguuuu

DOR-GU, DOR-GU, PAT-RICK-DORGU
DUH-DOR-GU, DOR-GU-OOOOOO

We love you, Dorgu!
And if it's quite alright
We need you, Dorgu!
On the left and the right
We love you, Dorgu
We always win when you play!

Oh, Patrick Dorgu!
Don't take us down, I pray
Oh, Patrick Dorgu!
Now that we've found you, stay
And let us love you, Dorguuuu
Let us love youuuuuuuu
 
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Hey Dorgu!
Mazraoui too!
Go on, Paddy!

Hey Dorgu!
Onana too!
Go on, Paddy!
 
To the tune of Voulezvouz:


Do-orgu

(A-ha)
He came from Italy
Better than Cherki
He’s our greatest ever Dane!

Do-orguuuu

(A-ha)
He’s scoring goals
He’ll score some more
He’ll win the Ballon D’or!


(Trumpet noises optional)
 
MorethanaPhelan said:
To the tune of Voulezvouz:


Do-orgu

(A-ha)
He came from Italy
Better than Cherki
He’s our greatest ever Dane!

Do-orguuuu

(A-ha)
He’s scoring goals
He’ll score some more
He’ll win the Ballon D’or!


(Trumpet noises optional)
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Instead I’ve opted to sing the Boston more than a feeling song
 
gerdm07 said:
Speaking of songs, I've been watching Ted Lasso for the first time and I love the song for Roy Kent.

He's here, he's there, he's every f___ where, Roy Kent
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60s Denis Law song

Then they started planting cops in the Stretford End to stop the effing. They really did drag a fair few out and kick em out of the ground, which was a bit harsh considering the whole crowd was singing it. They then adapted it to “he’s here, he’s there, we’re not allowed to swear, Denis Law, Denis Law. Then the cops gave up and it reverted to orig.

RIP King.
 
Number 1 is Dorgie Best,
Number 2 is Dorgie Best,
(You know the rest..)
 
Pat Dorgu, Dorgu Dorgu Dorgu
Pat Dorgu, he’s gonna score a goal tonight!

Mousse T - Horny
 
Various pubs in town were bouncing to "Patrick, Patrick Dorgu, Patrick Dorgu on the wing" after we beat city

One for the Willie Morgan fans there.
 
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