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What chants can we make?
Songs for Martínez and Eriksen?
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik and Imran hold a long overdue conversation about United's awful league form with 1 win in 7. They discuss a disappointing draw at Bournemouth, a not so disappointing draw against Liverpool and a crushing defeat at Chelsea - Is time nearly over for Erik Ten Hag?
Then in a special second half of the pod, Nik welcomes Natalie ( https://twitter.com/natalie_17) to discuss the fortunes of Manchester United Women as they booked a place in the FA Cup Final after a historic first ever win vs. Chelsea.
What chants can we make?
He kicks with his Left
He punches with the right
That boy Martinez
Our Argentine LITTLE shite
I’ll get my coat
May need a little tweaking but I’d say I’m on to a winner…
I've got a good one
Ohh Lisandro Martinez
Repeat
Ohh Lisandro Martinez
Repeat
Could work to seven nation army
He looks to his left, he looks to his right, that boy Martinez, surrounded by shite... 
He looks to his left, he looks to his right, that boy Martinez, surrounded by shite...
Personally think we should only sign players who fit the anthem. Which is why FDJ is a no from me
Eriksen-sen-sen
He’s better than Anderson
Eriksen-sen-sen
He’s our midfield magician
He’s a threat, plays in red
And he came back from the dead
He will score, goals galore
Like Gabby Agbonlahor
Admittedly needs a bit of work.
He’s better than Anderson
Eriksen-sen-sen
He’s our midfield magician
He’s a threat, plays in red
And he came back from the dead
He will score, goals galore
Like Gabby Agbonlahor
Admittedly needs a bit of work.
I predict a riot...
Lisandro dro dro,
Dro dro dro dro dro dro,
Lisandro dro dro,
Dro dro dro dro dro dro....
Lisandro Martinez,
Lisandro Martinez,
Lisandro Martinez,
Lisandro Martinez.
Lisandro dro dro,
Dro dro dro dro dro dro,
Lisandro dro dro,
Dro dro dro dro dro dro....
Lisandro Martinez,
Lisandro Martinez,
Lisandro Martinez,
Lisandro Martinez.
Has a chant from here,
ever made it to the stands?
Lisandro!
I'm sure I'm doing it right.
ever made it to the stands?
Lisandro!
I'm sure I'm doing it right.
Blondie - Maria
He moves like he don't care
Smooth as silk, cool as air
Ooh, it makes you wanna cry
Lisandro is his name
And your heart beats like a subway train
Ooh, who was that other guy?
Angel De Mariiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiia, Don't shed more teeeeeeears
We've nabbed your fellow Argentine.
Martineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez, Left foot of Jeeeeeeeeesus
Ten Hag's wet dream at 5 foot 9.
He moves like he don't care
Smooth as silk, cool as air
Ooh, it makes you wanna cry
Lisandro is his name
And your heart beats like a subway train
Ooh, who was that other guy?
Angel De Mariiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiia, Don't shed more teeeeeeears
We've nabbed your fellow Argentine.
Martineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez, Left foot of Jeeeeeeeeesus
Ten Hag's wet dream at 5 foot 9.
Oh Oh Eriksen, you love to see,
We’re so glad, you are a red,
We are lucky, we got you free,
We’re so happy, you’re not dead.
We’re so glad, you are a red,
We are lucky, we got you free,
We’re so happy, you’re not dead.
You’re as sick as me
Na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na-na-na now,
Eriksen in midfield,
In midfield,
Eriksen in midfield
Eriksen in midfield,
In midfield,
Eriksen in midfield
Lisandro
Ohhhhhh
Lisandro
Ohhhhhh
He's only 5ft tall
He fecked off Arsenal
Ohhhhhh
Lisandro
Ohhhhhh
He's only 5ft tall
He fecked off Arsenal
Eriksen, " don't cry for me Martinez, the truth is I never left you all through my wilde days.....
That's all I have on this masterpiece, mind block strikes again.
That's all I have on this masterpiece, mind block strikes again.
A-ha Take On Me (the chorus part)
Mar-ti-nezzzzz (Mar-ti-nez)
E-rik-sennnnnn (E-rik-sen)
One is short
The other drives a caarrrrrrrrr
Repeat.
Mar-ti-nezzzzz (Mar-ti-nez)
E-rik-sennnnnn (E-rik-sen)
One is short
The other drives a caarrrrrrrrr
Repeat.
Eriksen Woah oh
Eriksen woah oh
He had an ECG
We signed him up for free
Eriksen woah oh
He had an ECG
We signed him up for free
Oasis - Little by Little (Lisandro Martinez)
To dolly partons 9 to 5
He’s only 5 foot 9
His name is Lisandro
Mar-tin-ez
He’s only 5 foot 9
His name is Lisandro
Mar-tin-ez
Lisandro wooaaaooh
Martinez woooaaaoooh
He’s only 2ft10
He likes to kick big men
Martinez woooaaaoooh
He’s only 2ft10
He likes to kick big men
Christian, don’t go breaking my heart
I won’t go breaking your heart
Woo hoo
Nobody knows it
But when you was down
Your dickyticker was your clown
Woo hoo
I won’t go breaking your heart
Woo hoo
Nobody knows it
But when you was down
Your dickyticker was your clown
Woo hoo
Ok I’ll try this again since my original post was not approved due to alleged “typo errors”. Hopefully the typo police will go easy on me this time.
to the tune of “sweet Caroline”:
“Wee Argentine…bum…bum…bum!”
“He told the Gunners to feck off…feck off!…feck off!”
“I’ve been inclined”
“To believe he’s never stood”
Ok that’s all I have!
to the tune of “sweet Caroline”:
“Wee Argentine…bum…bum…bum!”
“He told the Gunners to feck off…feck off!…feck off!”
“I’ve been inclined”
“To believe he’s never stood”
Ok that’s all I have!
Eriksen-sen-sen
He is better than Henderson
Eriksen-sen-sen
He’s our midfield magican
To the left, to the right
He’s our Danish dynamite
He came back from the dead
To become a fecking RED