I don't play video games when girls are around, I find there are more interesting things to do, like drink and f...
Stupid things you've said to people you fancied
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No no, obviously not that, i meant when you are not around girls, hence them texting u...why would they text u if they were around u
Can't bring themselves to look at the depth they've sunken to?No no, obviously not that, i meant when you are not around girls, hence them texting u...why would they text u if they were around u
Gotcha, code anchd7453642 : When gf texts you while playing a video game, do not pick up, call back later and say you were at the gymNo no, obviously not that, i meant when you are not around girls, hence them texting u...why would they text u if they were around u
I've had that. The bitch texted me saying 'I'm leaving you. Bye'. What made it even worse was she was was sitting next to me and I asked her to read my message out loud while I was testing the new MSN Beta.
Did you post pictures of her with her boobs out on her parent's wall (facebook) to get your own back?
No. I unplugged her BT Home Hub. She has never used Facebook since.
If they call it isn't as bad, since u can still talk back, if u sound distracted say you're just doing your taxes, school/uni work, or something like that. Or just sleepy. With texting u have to stop the game or hinder your play, which is even more annoying when you're playing a multiplayer game, like halo, or any football game.
haha yeah my gf gets batty if she thinks im playing games and not playing attention to her, then when the hills is on she's in her little bloody world...women...
Sanada, did you get my pm?
thing is, if u do that bit too much, you're asked to let them know when you're going to the gym ahead of time, or you get the "oh since when were u at the gym, u never told me, etc"You have to use an amalgamation of excuses, so none get too tired
was eating dinner
was in shower
was watching a movie and didnt notice my phone (very weak one, use only if all others were used in 2 day span)
was doing work/school stuff and didnt notice
was asleep for a bit
left my phone in my bag if the impeding msgs/calls came after a match/practice/sporting activity
was on the line with a relative from out of the country
between those i barely manage, but mainly stay out of the line of fire
just read it, duly noted
Nice one mate
I aim to please, although i did send one back just for clarification on something.
I was in the Uni library earlier and I damn near pissed myself reading this. Got alot of stares. Much like the one that girl probably gave you.
This thread is perfect timing after my efforts on Saturday night. Little 18yr old stunner I've been getting close to recently decided to come down to the Coast for a night. I was going alright with her and the group we were with decided to have a couple of races as we weren't anywhere close enough to being drunk. I went and bought 2 vodka and somethings at the bar for us and we smashed them down. She turns to me and asks what was in that to which I replied without hesitation "Rohypnol". She ran off in tears and was a mess. I told her I was joking but she was uncontrollable. I asked her friend what the problem was and apparently her older sister copped a rape after a rohypnol earlier in the week.
Great work lads
A girl once asked me to go baby sitting with her on Wednesday night, folks out all night and one four year old kid sleep from 7.30pm.....I thought long and hard about this one as I new she was a bit of a goer so to speak, then said sorry I'm off to see United v Oxford in the Milk Cup away...So she took my mate spot instead. I was devasted until he found out she was pregnant two months later.....Lucky escape on myside...!!
Once i was in a cafe, i had just put a fork of pie in my mouth and realised it was fukin hot, just before spitting it out i looked up and there was this really cute girl opposite looking at me and smiling... so i chewed it and swallowed it instead, and burnt the shit out of my mouth
"Don't worry about my Brother, he'll never find out. Now, show me your muff."
One of my biggest regrets was when I was 18 I was ordering a round at the bar and this older woman, probably about 23-25, interrupted just as I was ordering and said summit like 'and a white wine spritzer' adding it onto my round. I said 'no thanks, I only really drink Guinness' and walked off. It was only after I had walked away did it dawn on me what just happened. I was gutted because not only was she an older woman but she was also a bit fit. Turns out she was a life guard an' all. Life can be a bitch sometimes.
This unfortunately is probably no the stupidest thing I have ever said to a lass I liked, but it is something that has always stood out in my mind. It was when I was back in college and this lass asked me if I wanted to go shopping with her, can't remember what for now. Anyway my response was summit like 'I don't know, I'm not really much of a shopper. It's not that I don't like shopping, it's actually not that bad. It's just that I have problems with the whole carrier bag side of shopping. You see I can't carry a plastic bag and walk, it's a condition I have. It's actually quite sad really, my leg tends to hit the bag, causing it to spin round dramatically, the handles wrap themselves round my fingers and cut off all the circulation. And what happens then? Thats right. Rigormortis.'
I was trying to be funny, looking back on it I realize what an idiot I sounded. Everyone knows shopping bags don't cause rigormortis.
This unfortunately is probably no the stupidest thing I have ever said to a lass I liked, but it is something that has always stood out in my mind. It was when I was back in college and this lass asked me if I wanted to go shopping with her, can't remember what for now. Anyway my response was summit like 'I don't know, I'm not really much of a shopper. It's not that I don't like shopping, it's actually not that bad. It's just that I have problems with the whole carrier bag side of shopping. You see I can't carry a plastic bag and walk, it's a condition I have. It's actually quite sad really, my leg tends to hit the bag, causing it to spin round dramatically, the handles wrap themselves round my fingers and cut off all the circulation. And what happens then? Thats right. Rigormortis.'
I was trying to be funny, looking back on it I realize what an idiot I sounded. Everyone knows shopping bags don't cause rigormortis.
sounds like a good plan to me
at all you losers.i was out for the night and kept noticing this quite nice girl, who was with a couple of friends, looking at me from across the bar. after a few too many drinks I finally got the courage to go over and talk to the group and more specifically her. It started off quite well whilst we were just exchanging general pleasantries but soon took a turn for the worse when I tried to whisper something in her ear with a mouth full of beer. After the ensuing shower of beer cascaded into the side of her head and face she didn’t want to talk to me anymore. To this day I still can’t work out what I did wrong.
i was out for the night and kept noticing this quite nice girl, who was with a couple of friends, looking at me from across the bar. after a few too many drinks I finally got the courage to go over and talk to the group and more specifically her. It started off quite well whilst we were just exchanging general pleasantries but soon took a turn for the worse when I tried to whisper something in her ear with a mouth full of beer. After the ensuing shower of beer cascaded into the side of her head and face she didn’t want to talk to me anymore. To this day I still can’t work out what I did wrong.
Was it stella?
can't remember her name to be honest.
I'm utterly useless at chatting up women, but I can't think of anything that compares to these
Just reading that made me cringe horribly.
Not to a girl I liked but to a mates girl on a double date.
Went to a nice restaurant and everyone getting along great.
It was their first date and the girls are chatting away. My mate says something funny to me and I have a mouthful of chicken that I inhale and then spit all over his dates food. I tried to hold as much in as I could but the look of horror on my hers and my girlfriends face makes me laugh and spit more across the table again spraying her plate.
Went to a nice restaurant and everyone getting along great.
It was their first date and the girls are chatting away. My mate says something funny to me and I have a mouthful of chicken that I inhale and then spit all over his dates food. I tried to hold as much in as I could but the look of horror on my hers and my girlfriends face makes me laugh and spit more across the table again spraying her plate.
Dunno. But once you know that's the strategy you adapt don't you?
I basically got my wife to cheat on her then boyfriend and dump him. Persistence pays off. This was after I blurted out to her "Didn't you use to go out with a 50 year old man when you were 17?" and it turned out that it was her dad. Who'd just passed away.
Was hanging out with this black American girl here in Virginia (she's from Missippippi originally). So we're just chatting and she invites me up to her apt. just before we were going to lunch.
I had been taking it slow with her, just trying to get to know her and all that.
Anyway, I noticed some African pictures on the wall (tribal types standing outside a mud hut, women carrying huge water urns on their head, etc) so me, in my wisdom, says "which part of Missippippi is that?".
The silence was deafening after that. She never returned my calls after either.
I had been taking it slow with her, just trying to get to know her and all that.
Anyway, I noticed some African pictures on the wall (tribal types standing outside a mud hut, women carrying huge water urns on their head, etc) so me, in my wisdom, says "which part of Missippippi is that?".
The silence was deafening after that. She never returned my calls after either.
I had almost the same experience but it happened during the "last call" when all the lights in the bar went off.. "I'll get me coat" -momentanother one:
I met this girl and we arranged to meet at her house the next day to go for a walk (that's what 15 year olds did in my day). anyway, I meet her and asked where does she want to go and she says that she wants to go to the graveyard to visit her brother.
So I asked "what's he doing there?". He's buried there, she says. Feckin ground should have swallowed me up.
I remember a 9 yr old boy getting killed by a lorry but I never knew until then that it was her brother.
I met this girl and we arranged to meet at her house the next day to go for a walk (that's what 15 year olds did in my day). anyway, I meet her and asked where does she want to go and she says that she wants to go to the graveyard to visit her brother.
So I asked "what's he doing there?". He's buried there, she says. Feckin ground should have swallowed me up.
I remember a 9 yr old boy getting killed by a lorry but I never knew until then that it was her brother.
@ utdalltheway...too funny mate.Dippersripper- 'So then babe, are there any footballers that turn you gay?'