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Hadn't seen this anywhere else and a bit of a light-hearted one...


Will be used as a stick to beat some of them with but everyone deserves a cheat meal now and then. I think Greenwood going for a well done fillet steak is more cause for alarm than Shaw's carb overload :nervous:
 

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That well done fillet steak selection from Greenwood is pretty unforgivable. I'd say sell him but I guess he's still young and learning..
 

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Hadn't seen this anywhere else and a bit of a light-hearted one...


Will be used as a stick to beat some of them with but everyone deserves a cheat meal now and then. I think Greenwood going for a well done fillet steak is more cause for alarm than Shaw's carb overload :nervous:
Not a rare or medium rare steak in sight, that’s the most criminal thing there!
 

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Bruno knows his food, strong order.
 

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Lingard, cheeseburger with only cheese and nothing else on it, embarrassing.

Well done fillet steak just as bad.

What a mess.
 

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Really hope that's a typo and Shaw didn't actually order fries AND chips :lol:
Mason ordering well-done steak is criminal.
Bruno going for all the sides!
 

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Bit of a limited choice....fish and a choice of pasta would do me
 

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Cavani would have a medium rare steak and a glass of chianti

Sancho would go for the chicken supreme

Varane looks like he enjoys a high protein diet so probably chicken and steak plus a salad.
 

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Hope there is very little carbo on their meals during the season. No bread, pasta or potatoes lads, just meat meat meat and vegetables.
 

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I'm the only one who doesn't understand most of these orders? Do these footballers really eat a slice of normal bread - or a whole bread - for starter? Why did Pereira eat a lizard for starter? Was Grant really ordering cheeseburger AND Mac and Cheese as a side? So many questions...
 

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I hate to be a buzzkill here, but could you honestly see Pep or Klopp letting their players eat such crap? Hopefully it's just a one off.
 

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Shaw's also forgoing a pudding and side.

Anyone who orders a well done steak should be shot.
 

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I'm the only one who doesn't understand most of these orders? Do these footballers really eat a slice of normal bread - or a whole bread - for starter? Why did Pereira eat a lizard for starter? Was Grant really ordering cheeseburger AND Mac and Cheese as a side? So many questions...
I very much doubt they got a slice of bread.

If they did it must be the shittiest restaurant ever.
 

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Wonder if they avoid having their steaks too rare just in case of the [very very small?] chance of food poisoning? Or they’re just not aristocratic enough for the medium rare lifestyle.
 

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As I have pointed out a thousand times, no wonder why Shaw looks like a 42 year old office worker that jogs a bit every week. Too fat to be a professional, don’t serve him cheeseburgers ffs.
 

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I hate to be a buzzkill here, but could you honestly see Pep or Klopp letting their players eat such crap? Hopefully it's just a one off.
:lol: It’s a preseason team meal, relax.
 

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I'm the only one who doesn't understand most of these orders? Do these footballers really eat a slice of normal bread - or a whole bread - for starter? Why did Pereira eat a lizard for starter? Was Grant really ordering cheeseburger AND Mac and Cheese as a side? So many questions...
:lol:
I think this is what he ordered: https://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/cullen-skink
 

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It's actually Cheeseburger fries, they are basically loaded fries. So he ordered loaded fries and chips. No Cheeseburger.
Oh wow.

And 'normal bread' to start.. I think he's saved that and had a cheeseburger fries burger and chips.

In all seriousness, they've obviously been allowed to go and eat what they want, so fair play.
 

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I hate to be a buzzkill here, but could you honestly see Pep or Klopp letting their players eat such crap? Hopefully it's just a one off.
a few years ago Kyle Walker was in my local absolutely slaughtered on jagerbombs and ordered a cheesy chips from a takeaway nearby. Some of the city coaches were there.

so yes.
 

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I hate to be a buzzkill here, but could you honestly see Pep or Klopp letting their players eat such crap? Hopefully it's just a one off.
yes because Mahrez is only allowed to eat one avacado everyday... on sundays pep lets him and the first team squad share a coconut.
klopp the cheap fecker makes them drink the cats piss which is coconut water in a can.
 

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I hate to be a buzzkill here, but could you honestly see Pep or Klopp letting their players eat such crap? Hopefully it's just a one off.
Its pre-season and these athletes very easily burn 4500 calories a day when they are training, they need all the carbs. Most of those orders are high protein meals like chicken and steak with small sides of indulgences or dessert, hardly a shocker apart from Shaw.
 

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Finchy steak sometimes chicken burger.... Different foods, different needs.
 

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Did Pogba not eat anything? I’ve seen him training so why was he not there?
 

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Lingard, cheeseburger with only cheese and nothing else on it, embarrassing.

Well done fillet steak just as bad.

What a mess.
Not only that but also a side order of Halloumi and Mac & Cheese on top.

Jesus christ.
 

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I'm the only one who doesn't understand most of these orders? Do these footballers really eat a slice of normal bread - or a whole bread - for starter? Why did Pereira eat a lizard for starter? Was Grant really ordering cheeseburger AND Mac and Cheese as a side? So many questions...
:lol: :lol: