Ten Hag chants - lets have them

norm87cro

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Together, we will find our way
Together, to a brighter day,
Together, we will start a new,
Together, this is what we'll do

Ten Hag, He Will take us there
Ten Hag, though he has no hair,
Ten Hag, we believe in you
Ten Hag, change the skies from blue
We have a winner
 

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He's bald, he's dutch, he hasn't improved us much, ten hag, ten hag.....

6 months in.
 

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With a wink to our 70’s hard nut hooliganism period..

He’ll take more care of you
Erik Ten Hag, Erik Ten Hag
He’ll take more care of you
Erik Ten Hag, Erik Ten Hag
 

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I was in a London hotel over the weekend where I accidentally overheard choccy77 relaying some information he had gleaned from ‘two foreign men and a women’ who turned out to be executives from a crisis management firm (Deloitte or everbridge, he wasn’t sure) and they were discussing the Erik den Hag tik-tok chant video.

Apparently, they are all crisis actors (apart from one guy who you can see with the green and gold scarf), hired to pull the wool over our eyes and distract us from the current woeful situation.

What gives it away is the box fresh, crisp and brand new scarfs and t-shirts and the club legend names on their backs acting as a subliminal layer of messaging about the clubs history, present and future plans (Rolando, etc.) as part of a social media campaign.

And we’re to believe Arnold is doing something about this?
 

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La, la-la, la-la, la-la, this balding man
Oh, la-la, la-la, la-la, this balding man
 

Plant0x84

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Woke up this morning and Rangnick was gone,
Turned on MUTV to start my day
And lost myself in the highlights
I close my eyes and I drift away….
(air guitar solo)
It’s more than a feeling,
When I see Ten Hags United play.
I think I’m dreaming
Cos we do it the sexy Dutch way……

Credits to Boston for the tune.
 

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Lionel Ritchie ~ Three Times a Lady

Thanks for the times that you've given me
The memories are all in my mind

And now that we've come
To the end of our rainbow

There's something I must say out loud!
You're once, twice
Three times a Ten Hag

And I love you
Yes, your once, twice
Three times a Ten Hag

And I love you!
When we are together

The moments I cherish
With every beat of my heart
To touch you, to hold you
To feel you, to need you
There's nothing to keep us apart

You're once, twice
Three times a Ten Hag
And I love you!
I love you !
 

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We Dem Ten Hag Boyz, Bitch, We Dem Ten Hag Boyz, Pussy, We Dem Ten Hag Boyz, Dickhead, We Dem Ten Hag Boyz...
 

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Crowded House - Don't dream it's over (hey now, hey now)

Ten Hag Ten Hag,
The wait is over,
Ten Hag Ten Hag,
He's bringing Frenkie in,
He'll come he'll come,
Get the gang back together,
And then we will win.
 

TwoSheds

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On the first day of matches,
Murtough gave to me,
An Erik One Hag.

On the second day of matches,
Fletcher gave to me,
Erik Two Hag,
And an Erik One Hag.

On the third day of matches,
Arnold gave to me,
Erik Three Hag,
Erik Two Hag,
And an Erik...you get the idea.
 

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I like the idea of a very simple ‘HAG!’ shout in the Iceland chant style but Ten times.
What if a female fan had to endure that nickname from bullies growing up.

The poor woman would probably get PTSD.
 

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This would be awesome too. Imagine a full OT taking part.
Exactly, would be epic.
What if a female fan had to endure that nickname from bullies growing up.

The poor woman would probably get PTSD.
Very specific :lol: , can elongate the A sonits Haaaaag to avoid this though if it stirs uncomfortable memories for you.
 

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1.

We’ve got ten hag
Erik ten hag
I just don’t think you understand
He came from Amsterdam
He is the fecking man
We’ve got Erik Ten hag

2.

Saw my mate, the other day
Says have you heard of the bald Fergie
No I haven’t, who is that?
He goes by the name of Erik ten hag
Erik ten hag, Erik ten hag

3.

He’s bald, he’s tall, he plays sexy football Erik ten hag, Erik ten hag

4. (Scooter, logical song)

Erik ten hag oh he is so wonderful
When we score a goal
It’s always beautiful magical
Since he came to old trafford it all looks brightening
He’s frightening
And he makes all the reds sing

Do doo do do do dooo
 

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Ten Hag’s on fire

Klopp and Pep are terrified

Cause Ten Hag’s on FIRE.

Na na na na, na na na na na. Na na.
 

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4. (Scooter, logical song)

Erik ten hag oh he is so wonderful
When we score a goal
It’s always beautiful magical
Since he came to old trafford it all looks brightening
He’s frightening
And he makes all the reds sing

Do doo do do do dooo
:lol:
 

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Ohh Teeeeen Hag Hag Hag
We’ve got him and van der Gag
Oh Ten Hag Hag Hag
21 is in the bag
 

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Richard Arnold said to Erik Ten Hag
All your transfers are in the bag,
So shut your mouth and don't complain
'cos Pogba's coming back again

I've signed young Lingard on a free
Phil Jones has got a brand new knee
Martial has a new found eye for goal
So thanks a lot from Avi and Joel
 

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Every time temptation is said in this great tune replace with, Ten hag's on. Ten hag's on. Ten hag's on.
 

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To the song Yellow Submarine

Erik Ten Hag
and De Jong, De Jong, De Jong.
De Jong, De Jong, De Jong.
De Jong, De Jong, De Jong.

Erik Ten Hag
and De Jong, De Jong, De Jong.
De Jong, De Jong, De Jong.
De Jong, De Jong, De Jong.