Ten Hag chants - lets have them

Dante

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Lookin' back on the track with Erik Ten Hag
Got to find just the kind, he's our mastermind
Out of sight, in the night, out of sight in the day
Lookin' back on the track, gonna do it his way
Lookin' back on the track with Erik, Erik Ten Hag
Got to find just the kind, he's our mastermind
 

Dr. Dwayne

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Borrowed a few verses from this one:


I see the dugout
And in it Erik ten Hag
Old Trafford's Emperor
We all hail Ten Hag

I see people turn their heads
And say "patterns of play?"
Like a real football team
Not Instagram FC

No more will our team play
outdated 4-4-2
Pressing, a high line
Maybe we'll score some goals, too

If we sing loud enough
Here in the Stretford End
Ten Hag will lead us
to the promised land again

I see the dugout
And in it Erik ten Hag
Old Trafford's Emperor
We all hail Ten Hag

C'mon give us a wave Erik, Erik
Erik ten Hag, yeah
C'mon give us a wave Erik, Erik
Erik ten Hag, yeah
Erik Erik Erik Erik Erik ten hag!
Erik Erik Erik Erik Erik ten hag!
Erik Erik Erik Erik Erik ten hag!
Erik Erik Erik Erik Erik ten hag!
 

Rams

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The are Ten Hags, sitting on the wall.
Ten Hags sitting on the wall
And if one Hag were to accidentally fall
There be Nine Hags sitting on the wall
 

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Ten Hag, just a little bit
Ten Hag, a little bit more
Ten Hag, just a little bit
Ten Hag's army, hear us roar
 

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JayZ

If you're having player problems I feel bad for you son

We got 99 problems

But Ten Hag ain't one
 

FrankDrebin

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Eric
Eric
Eric
Eric
Eric
Eric
Eric
Eric
Eric
Eric
Eric
Eric
TEN HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGG !
YOU SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGG!!
 

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Not exactly original and the words can be tinkered with, but something like this as a rough draft...

He came to sort this fecking mess
Ten Hag, Ten Hag!
Restore United back as the best
Ten Hag, Ten Hag!
feck off Klopp, Guardiola too
Erik ten Hag is coming for you
Cuz we all know that United are gonna score!
 

Red the Bear

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Its so fecking dumb that it has grown on me :lol:

Did we have a chant for sir Alex? Can't remember one.
 

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Refuse to believe we can't come up with anything more creative than just counting numbers.
 

macheda14

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Refuse to believe we can't come up with anything more creative than just counting numbers.
We have previous, I give you:

Number ooooone is Georgie best
Number twoo is Georgie best
Number three is Georgie Best
Number fooour is Georgie Best
Number fiiive is Georgie Best
Number six is Georgie Best
Number seveeeeeen is Georgie Best
Number eight is Georgie Best
Number niiine is Georgie Best
Number ten is Georgie Best
Number eleven is Georgie Best
Number twelve is Georgie Best
We all live in a Georgie Best world, Georgie Best world, Georgie Best world!
 

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Put you right foot in, put your right foot out, put your right foot in and kick the ball about, you work for Ten hag and turn yourself around, and that's what it's all about.

We'll do the Ten hag
We'll do the Ten hag and that's what it's all about.
 

Red the Bear

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Every single one of us loves Alex Ferguson

then we had

Every single one of us will stand by David Moyes :nervous:
Jeez it aged like milk.
Hopefully that won't be the case for hag though maybe we shouldn't make chants prematurely to begin with...
 

Luffy

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One for the times when we play scintillating football, but the result is underwhelming:

Always look on the bright side of ten Hag. (Repeat ad nauseam)
 

Frank Grimes

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He came from Eastern Netherlands he had a thirst for knowledge. He studied football at Pep's pepped up college, that's where I caught his eye.

Everyone told him that Man City were loaded. Erik said "I only manage teams with an average attendance that exceeds my own age"...
 

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To Pet Shop Boys - Go West

Together, we will find our way
Together, to a brighter day,
Together, we will start a new,
Together, this is what we'll do

Ten Hag, He Will take us there
Ten Hag, though he has no hair,
Ten Hag, we believe in you
Ten Hag, change the skies from blue
 

DJ_21

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1 2 3 4 5 Erik ten Hags made us come alivee… the start of the tune mambo number 5. Can’t think of the rest :lol:
 

SuperiorXI

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Taking inspiration from the all time great Chelsea chant:

Ten Hag, Ten Hag, Ten Haggg

Ten Hag, Ten Hag, Ten Hag!

Ten Hag, Ten Hag, Ten Haaaggg

Absolute work of art.
 

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To the Robin Hood/Ryan Giggs running down the wing song.

Ten Hag Ten Tag lets all do a jig
Ten Hag Ten Hag buy him a fecking wig
Came from the dutch
We need him so much
Ten Hag Ten Hag Ten Hag
 

Rams

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To the tune of Guantanamera:

There’s only Ten Hags,
There’s only Ten Hags,
Only Ten Haaaaaaags
There’s only Ten Hags
 

Rams

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To the tune of Tears for Fears’ Mad World:

All around us are familiar players
Worn out players, worn out players
Bright and early for their daily training
Going nowhere, going nowhere

And we find it kind of funny
We find it kind of sad
The theatre of dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best that Ole had
We find it hard to tell you
We find it hard to take
But when players run in it's a very, very
Ten Hag world, Ten Hag world

(Big United fans both of them btw!)
 
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Rams

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Sorry Palace fans…

And we’re feeling
*clap clap*
Ten Hag all over
Yes, we’re
*clap clap*
Ten Hag all over
And we’re feeling
*clap clap*
Ten Hag all over
All of the them tiiiiiiiiiiiiime
 

horsechoker

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To the tune of Tears for Fears’ Mad World:

All around us are familiar players
Worn out players, worn out players
Bright and early for their daily training
Going nowhere, going nowhere

And we find it kind of funny
We find it kind of sad
The theatre of dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best that Ole had
We find it hard to tell you
We find it hard to take
But when players run in it's a very, very, Hag world, Hag world
Fixed it for you, mad world is 2 syllables so it should be Hag world