He was always cringe but now he's put himself in the territory of the greatest cringe monsters of our time such as Elon Musk and Piers Morgan. How to ruin your reputation in a couple of monthts 101.
The comprehensive Ronaldo thread
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik and Imran hold a long overdue conversation about United's awful league form with 1 win in 7. They discuss a disappointing draw at Bournemouth, a not so disappointing draw against Liverpool and a crushing defeat at Chelsea - Is time nearly over for Erik Ten Hag?
Then in a special second half of the pod, Nik welcomes Natalie ( https://twitter.com/natalie_17) to discuss the fortunes of Manchester United Women as they booked a place in the FA Cup Final after a historic first ever win vs. Chelsea.
I’m convinced he felt contact. You see it with the snickometer in cricket sometimes, when two much harder surfaces come into contact with no discernible change of ball rotation, but with a sound picked up.
If he’s lying he’s a superb actor.
If he’s lying he’s a superb actor.
No way
Does that make his Travellers hang really low now all the creases have been ironed out. That seems a weird thing to wish for.
It doesn't matter if he did or not, as soon as the goal was awarded to Bruno and the match has finished, he should just move on. He's the fecking captain FFS! This is just childish and the FA for going along with it are pathetic.
He's an embarrassment and so are his fans.
Surely if you're at the stage of admitting that he didn't actually head the ball, but are now just posting blurry, low-res still frames trying to prove that a strand of his hair may have grazed the ball, you just take the L and move on with your life. This is embarrassing for all involved
I'm so happy, that this Ronaldo-Circus has finally left town. Now we all can lean back and ignore him or laugh about this joker, in case his dandruffs score some goals.
"The Portuguese Federation", more like Mendes' backyard
Has he got in touch with Piers yet for his next interview? "I feel betray, piers. The ball clearly touch me but they took the goal away from me. I dont respect that"
What evidence could they possibly provide that counters the evidence FIFA and Adidas have access to?
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Posted in the other thread, but the technology has confirmed he didn’t touch the ball. End of story I’m afraid, Cristiano.
Ahhh, ‘technology’, that all encompassing concept!
It’s not about acting, he’s just that narcissistic.
Yeah I guess, although I’m sure the PL once had a “dubious goals committee” or some such name. And I bet no one called it pathetic then. Because it’s Ronaldo everyone will jump on it from their own predefined perspectives though.
I could t give a crap personally, I’m just pleased that Uruguay didn’t foul their way to a win. They were dirty AF last night and look to have avoided the flak
A sensor inside the ball, which can detect impacts, movements and revolutions.
Vs
An insecure manbaby, who will do and say anything to make himself look better.
How can a person as proud as Bruno Fernandes possibly be happy with this type of selfish behaviour Ronaldo? He must hate it
So we cant believe our eyes or technology and have to believe the biggest narcassist in football FFS Are you Ronaldo
In fairness this may genuinely be true! Dean Saunders was on TalkSport today backing Ronaldo to the hilt, I reckon he was the same kind of egotist.
The pathetic comments are his reactions which are all on camera and his whinging and moaning. Also with him being the captain, it's more pathetic. The 'predefined perspectives' have all come from his behaviour, nothing has suddenly just been invented.
Il believe technology went technology is good enough to be able to conclusively prove it did or didn’t brush a hair. While technology can’t do that then no one really knows!So we cant believe our eyes or technology and have to believe the biggest narcassist in football FFS Are you Ronaldo
I expect Bruno to shoot on sight more so than he already does going forward. Piss poor from them if true, you won 2-0, this isn’t overturning an OG ffs!
Not disagreeing that he’s an utter self centred egotist, by the way, just saying that no one can really know even with the highest tech cameras. Anyway, I agree he’s an idiot!
When Ronaldo returned to United I really thought the guy was going to look to enjoy his last 2-3 seasons as a top flight footballer for the Club he supposedly enjoyed playing for the most, while making himself one of the clubs top ever goalscorers.
The tribute to Fergie upon signing, the fan excitement at the time. The cardboard cut outs at the matches and his song being sung for entire matches.
I really thought he'd matured and was made of better stuff.
I'm so disappointed.
The tribute to Fergie upon signing, the fan excitement at the time. The cardboard cut outs at the matches and his song being sung for entire matches.
I really thought he'd matured and was made of better stuff.
I'm so disappointed.
I believe the chip in the ball has also confirmed it. Anyway will see what this Fifa say.
This is me as well with some anger thrown in.
Reasons Ronaldo hates chips:
3. Carbs
2. Taking goals from him
1. He's hung like a chipolata
3. Carbs
2. Taking goals from him
1. He's hung like a chipolata
I struck gold!
4 pages amassed already.
4 pages amassed already.
Adidas ball sensors have confirmed no touch by Ronaldo This is too funny
This is too funnySo, basically they’re going make Bruno tell FIFA he thinks it’s Ronaldo’s goal to massage Ronaldo’s delicate ego? Despite there being no evidence of it on the video and the technology in the ball is saying it didn’t detect a touch? That’s a strong look for a grown man. Worked out really well for Harry Kane previously.
Just another confirmation he's a delusional narcissist only in it for himself.
Guys turning into a loon, won’t be long before he’s having dinner with Kim Jung un.
Even if it did graze his hair, it wasn’t even enough of a touch to alter the revolutions on the ball to the naked eye. In other words his contribution was completely immaterial so it should be Bruno’s goal.
It’s a bit embarrassing that he’s seemingly asking Portugal to try and intervene on his behalf.
It’s a bit embarrassing that he’s seemingly asking Portugal to try and intervene on his behalf.
Absence of proof isn’t proof in itself?
What an incredibly small person.
I thought by genitalia they meant ballsack, but no, it's penis enlargement through botox.
Article says it's great for both partners, yadda yadda... It's obvious he just wanted to look bigger in the shower.
Where's that situps gif?
Which result in a goal isn’t it? If he didn’t make the jump keeper would have easily catch the cross.
Pretty pathetic post.