at this thread. Nelly had a collab song with Tim McGraw, that was just excruciating.I love country music though.
Music The Country Music Thread - ZARLAK COME IN SO WE CAN MOCK YOU
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at this thread. Nelly had a collab song with Tim McGraw, that was just excruciating.I love country music though.
This guy's from Austin and has a guitar. That's enough to claim it's country, right?
Zarlak is literally Hitler.
You're Hitler, I am accepting and understanding where as you are regimented and you only have one criteria you'll accept. You literally want to annex the genre.
Gotta love youtube:
Whydontcha Rydeme
6 months ago
SHIT THIS IS EPIC, im going to mix this into dubstep, and it will be the next best choon anyones heard in their life. just like it was in 1952
I have several criteria.
Eboue's Criteria For Being Considered Country Music
- No Dance Remixes
- No Autotune
- No verses by rappers
- No extended guitar solos
So you dislike anything made in the last 20 years.
Brooks and Dunn are considered widely to be country singers, with careers going back decades yet a song with guitar solos
Oh no they're not country artists anymore.
Oh no they're not country artists anymore.
Set up a curve room and settle this like men.
Obviously not. There is lots of great country in the last twenty years.I spent an entire game debating this with Eboue in curve, crashed over and over while typing and still beat Skilldy.
I would say that's not a country song. Just saying hillbilly a few times doesn't make it so. What's next, Ghetto Cowboy?
Impressive. Do it again and beat Eboue at the same time.
And yet they're still country singers who have been singing country songs since the 80s. It proves my point that you can't say someone isn't country just because there's a few songs you can pick out that don't suit your criteria. The same way that like I said Linkin Park don't change from a variation of rock because they released an album with Jay-Z.
I didn't say Brooks and Dunn weren't country. I said that song isn't. Non country artists can sing country songs (Bob Dylan, Elvis Costello, Tom Petty, etc) and country artists can sing non country songs.
Then Luke Bryan is country, just a few of his songs you don't deem to be country songs. This is the argument we were having with you saying things like 'I can't take them seriously because of one line in one of their songs' 'this guy isn't country, I mean he talks about something he doesn't have experience in ffs he's not even 100 years old' and 'it's got a guitar solo in it so it's not country music.'
He fits more into country than any other genre. Unless douchebro is a genre. So sure.
If douchebro was a genre, it would be filled exclusively by Snoep.
This is probably my favourite country song.
These guys covered it pretty well as well. The lad singing is Norwegian, yet nails the accent.
Jesus Christ, come on, comment. I can tell you're dying to.
It's better for you to imagine what I would say.
Seconded. Motion carried.
Line dance off.
Something bullshit and pretentious I would imagine. Something like it can't be country because the line 'on a train bound for nowhere' would clearly say 'on a train bound for Tennessee' if he were a real country singer. Infact, if he were a real country singer he wouldn't even be getting the train, he'd walk the whole way and then write a song about how the memory of his wife gave him the strength.
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It can't be a country song if it mentions a foreign car.
It can't be a country song if it's got more than 4 chords and the singers not wearing a hat. The easy chords too, not any of the interesting ones. And the hat's daft.
I can't believe he actually said that. I actually laughed loudly.That's not what I said. I said it was hilarious that a country music song (usually full of references to Ford or their old Silverado) mentioned a Honda.
No, you legitimately said that country singers would never say Honda. Which prompted someone to ask if 50 cent changed his name to F150 cent could he be a country singer.
No, I actually didn't say that.
That's the worst thing I've ever heard. I hate you.