The curious case of Jon Moss

Samid

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it’s not his fault they gave him the 4 o’clock sunday game. you trying reffing a top flight match after a toby carvery and a couple of pints of bitter.
The thing is that is his breakfast, lunch, dinner, supper and siu yeh so there's never a fitting time for him to ref any game.
 

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No break into his house instead and do the following.

1. Go to the fridge take out the butter/margarine and place it into the microwave for 20-30 seconds to melt it into liquid.

2. Pour the melted butter/margarine into a bowl.

3. Take a shit in the empty tub.

4. Pour most of the melted butter/margarine back into the tub over the turd and discard the rest down the sink.

5. Place the tub back into the fridge.

6. Clean up and leave his house untouched giving him no reason to suspect anything is wrong.

7. Wait.
:lol:
 

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it’s not his fault they gave him the 4 o’clock sunday game. you trying reffing a top flight match after a toby carvery and a couple of pints of bitter.
So true, how can anything at PL level be that fat.

I don’t care if it’s the physio or tea lady ffs.

This is supposed to be elite level sport.
 

Ole'sattheWheel

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He's probably in the Burnley dressing room twerking for them right now as we speak.
Can't stand the fat bastard. Why is it always him, Burnley and Us?
 

Bubz27

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Booking Bissaka for slipping 30 seconds after letting Cork get away with standing on Bruno's foot is typical.
 

Ole'sattheWheel

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No break into his house instead and do the following.

1. Go to the fridge take out the butter/margarine and place it into the microwave for 20-30 seconds to melt it into liquid.

2. Pour the melted butter/margarine into a bowl.

3. Take a shit in the empty tub.

4. Pour most of the melted butter/margarine back into the tub over the turd and discard the rest down the sink.

5. Place the tub back into the fridge.

6. Clean up and leave his house untouched giving him no reason to suspect anything is wrong.

7. Wait.
Would be hard to know which butter tub to do that to that though.He obviously has more than one.
One for putting into the blender with a couple of big macs for drinking - the other one for eating with a dessert spoon while watching gogglebox
 

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He blows his whistle so often it almost ruins the game
 

SER19

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Seemed to be having a go at pogba for holding ball in corner? Truly bizarre. Pogba wasn't happy
 

Berbasbullet

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No offence, but how can you be in that shape and referee the highest level of football?
 

JustinC00

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utter fecking disgrace, needs to retire or be dropped to a lower league
 

Based Adnan

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Richest and supposed best league in the world and you've got this absolute unit reffing games, embarrassing
 

stevoc

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Would be hard to know which butter tub to do that to that though.He obviously has more than one.
One for putting into the blender with a couple of big macs for drinking - the other one for eating with a dessert spoon while watching gogglebox
I'd do it to them all if I could manage it.
 

Based Adnan

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Told Pogba "not to take the piss" after he got fouled near the corner


Not sure why he's getting involved
 

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Don't tell me this cnut is joining the super league?
 

Hephaestus

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Told Pogba "not to take the piss" after he got fouled near the corner


Not sure why he's getting involved
Pogba was asking him to walk over and booking/sending off the player who kicked him, no chance of him moving unless he has to.
 

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I don’t want this to seem like body shaming, but is there physical tests refs need to pass at the start of every season? He’s way off the pace in every game & im convinced he blows his whistle sometimes just to catch his breath.
 

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Burnley's equaliser - if it were in the other box and Maguire climbs on the shoulders of Tarkowsky and scores, I bet it at least goes to VAR and/or Moss outright chalks it off.

He hates us and always lets the team against us foul and cheat with impunity.
 

Shane88

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Fat fecking waster.

The replay shows him looking clearly at Noble desperately pulling Lingard's shirt. No penalty.
 

Samid

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Fat wanker. How can an unfit bastard like this continue to get games at this level
 

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How’s that not a corner too
 

Sandikan

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This guy surely only refs us 3 or 4 times a year, but it always feels a lot more often.

Always a bad sign for a ref.