The funniest football chants in English Football History (Part 1)

rcoobc

Not as crap as eferyone thinks
Joined
Jul 28, 2010
Messages
40,983
Location
C-137

What do you think? Weirdly, I've always found it difficult to find good videos of football chants.

But are football chants a bit shit? Or is it just a context thing.
 

Dargonk

Ninja Scout
Scout
Joined
Dec 7, 2010
Messages
17,752
Location
Australia
For the most part they are shit once you take away the atmosphere and context, which is generally why they all appear rather poor in videos.

The 'we want our big dick back' one was funny though.
 

Pscholes18

Full Member
Joined
Jul 21, 1999
Messages
6,426
Location
Fresno, CA

What do you think? Weirdly, I've always found it difficult to find good videos of football chants.

But are football chants a bit shit? Or is it just a context thing.

Lets Pretend We Scored a Goal, The Elephant Man and Big feckin German chants had me busting up!
 

Phurry

Furry Fecker
Joined
Jan 9, 2011
Messages
15,046
Location
Astride a Giant
For my A-level English Language I wrote a paper entitled "The Power of Language as Illustrated by Football Chants", basically an excuse to submit something full of swear words to the examining board :)

However, during my research I discovered a book called Dicks Out! which had all sorts of chants from across the English & Scottish leagues, it's still available http://www.amazon.co.uk/Dicks-Out-Definitive-British-Football/dp/1874546002
 

WeePat

Full Member
Joined
Apr 13, 2015
Messages
2,459
Supports
Chelsea

What do you think? Weirdly, I've always found it difficult to find good videos of football chants.

But are football chants a bit shit? Or is it just a context thing.
Those City fans on the platform :lol::lol:
 

Flying_Heckfish

Full Member
Joined
Mar 21, 2009
Messages
4,226
Location
Hand in Glove
Go to a rugby match then still tell me football chants are shit.

Some are very inventive and often hilarious.
 

MoBeats

Conspiracy Buff
Joined
Sep 24, 2005
Messages
3,080
One of the ones that sticks in my mind was the old one for RvP, sung to Re-Re-wind, when the crowd says bo selecter.
"Robin van Persie, when a girl says no, molest her"
 

WeePat

Full Member
Joined
Apr 13, 2015
Messages
2,459
Supports
Chelsea
When Chelsea came to OT a few years ago (I think when Mata scored and they beat us 1-0), the Chelsea fans, after singing 'she said no Robin', began singing 'she said yes Terry, she said yes'. I thought that was pretty funny.
 

devil in me

Full Member
Joined
May 6, 2011
Messages
6,522
Location
Hereford
One of the ones that sticks in my mind was the old one for RvP, sung to Re-Re-wind, when the crowd says bo selecter.
"Robin van Persie, when a girl says no, molest her"
I used to love singing that. And then we signed him, then naturally I found it immature and out of order.
 

Rood

nostradamus like gloater
Scout
Joined
Jun 21, 2008
Messages
18,075
Location
@United_Hour
there are a few funny ones in there but the funniest in history? I think not, especially since all of them are pretty recent (youtube generation)
 

Hernandez - BFA

The Way to Fly
Joined
Jan 5, 2011
Messages
15,614

Just in case you find it inaudible -
HE'S EATING HIS PIE!
HAVE YOU GOT SOME SAUCE?
HE'S GOT SOME BROWN!"

This is why I adore football fans.
 

Sassy Colin

Death or the gladioli!
Joined
Jan 29, 2010
Messages
58,455
Location
Aliens are in control of my tagline & location
For my A-level English Language I wrote a paper entitled "The Power of Language as Illustrated by Football Chants", basically an excuse to submit something full of swear words to the examining board :)

However, during my research I discovered a book called Dicks Out! which had all sorts of chants from across the English & Scottish leagues, it's still available http://www.amazon.co.uk/Dicks-Out-Definitive-British-Football/dp/1874546002
The reviewsare a bit disappointing
 

No.8

Full Member
Joined
Jan 16, 2010
Messages
4,164
Location
In limbo with Cobb
The Torres and Tevez chants I find quite funny!

His neck scar proved they got it wrong Tevez, Tevez
He'll never shag a sexy bird Tevez, Tevez
You Argie twat you ugly cnut
They've sewn your head on back to front
Carlos Tevez Herman Munsters head
 

Browniee

New Member
Joined
Aug 27, 2011
Messages
11,045
I like that Ji Sung park by us.
"Oh Park forever you may be, you eat dog in your own country"...
 

Callum93

Full Member
Joined
May 6, 2014
Messages
516
Location
Cardiff
I absolutely detest those repetitive name of team chants (e.g., Chelsea, Chelsea, Chelsea / Villa, Villa, Villa/ etc.)

I love the ones that take the piss though (e.g., Feed the Scousers / He's half a boy, he's half a girl, Torres, Torres)
 

Eckers99

Michael Corleone says hello
Joined
Aug 9, 2014
Messages
4,933
Newcastle fans had one for Habib Beye to the tune of Happy Days which I found quite amusing..."Monday, Tuesday Habib Beye..." You know the rest!